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Woa, I hope you're kidding about that raw flesh thing. Personally, I don't really mind that my boyfriend masturbates, it's not as if he's obsessed with it. But then again, a couple of times I know he's done it three times in a day, which I think is WAY too much. I don't believe in masturbation myself, I've never tried it and don't plan to, so I can't see why a person would bother to waste their time doing it so much. Twice or three times a week sounds like more than enough to me, but then again, males have hormones up to here *Points to above head*

I think that you should definitely give him another chance. Besides, it's not like he actual DID anything besides flirt. If you become suspicious and paranoid it will just lead to more problems since trust is a must in any relationship.

I think inviting her to go for a walk is a good idea. Just be yourself, relax, and have fun with it. If she seems disinterested, don't tear yourself up over it. There are plenty of other fish in the sea

Hmm, it's alright I guess, but I think you're trying to rhyme too much, it doesn't seem natural.

If you really love this woman I can imagine this must be rather difficult for you. She can't make up her mind and it's hurting you, which isn't fair. I suggest you tell her what all of this is doing to you, and if she loves you she'll stop it. If not, try and move on. Cut all the ties, including the dog.

Well then maybe go with a guy friend?

According to you, you guys are madly in love (and I don't doubt if it for a second, age has nothing to do with it.) Consider this quote, perhaps it'll serve as an encouragement: Absense is to love what wind is to fire; It extinguishes the small and enkindles the great.

For starters, don't just talk to her because her friends want you to. You should talk to her because you want to get to know her better. If this is the case, you should quit freaking out and just be casual about it. Start off by smiling at her when you pass her in the halls, waving, saying hello, and eventually going to sit with her at lunch or something and suggesting the two of you hang out sometime to get to know each other better.

Why not go with a bunch of friends instead? I don't know why you're so intent on going with a date, perhaps you're frightened of being viewed as a "loner"? Whatever the case, it's better to go to the semi-formal alone rather than with some guy you don't really know, don't have feelings for, etc.. That's a recipe for disaster.

Perhaps you are being paranoid, since I don't know this man personally it's pretty much impossible for me to tell. But if you're basing this solely on the msn profile thing, you're overanalysing. He probably doesn't even remember that it doesn't say "Long term relationship". If it's really bothering you, ask him about it, but bring it up casually. Chances are he'll change his marital status to what it really is. However, if he says something along the lines of "I wanted to keep my options up" (You need to prepare yourself for the worst ) then you better give him a good talking to, because that's unacceptable. Maybe you're trust issues are due to being hurt a lot in the past? It sounds like you really love this guy, so I suggest you do everything in your power to trust him. Trust is a hard thing tho, I completely understand, putting yourself out there like that makes you vulnerable. But a relationship without trust isn't really a relationship at all. And remember, if this guy loves you, your vulnerabilty won't serve as a problem since he'll do anything in his power to keep from hurting you. I hope this has helped. Best of luck to you!

If your friend really wants to get rid of these bumps you should try and convince her to see a dermatologist, who could probably prescribe something.

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If you do decide to have anal sex, here are some things you may want to know: Your anus doesn't produce a natural lubricant like a vagina does... plus it's a smaller and tighter opening. For these reasons, it's important to use water-based lubricant if you choose to have anal sex-- and it would be smart to relax the muscles "back there" by having your boyfriend insert a finger or two before moving on to having actual intercourse. Both of these things will make the experience more comfortable and enjoyable for you both. You should know that it's super easy to pass sexually transmitted infections-- especially HIV-- through anal sex. Most people recommend using a condom every time you do it.

The pill contains chemicals called hormones. One type of pill called the combined pill has two hormones called Oestrogen and Progestogen. The combined pill stops the release of an egg every month - but doesn't stop periods. The other type of pill only has Progestogen in it. It works by altering the mucous lining of the vagina to make it thicker. The sperm cannot then get through, and as the sperm can't meet the egg, the girl can't get pregnant. It is a very effective method of contraception. If the pill is taken exactly according to the instructions, the chance of pregnancy occurring is practically nil. A disadvantage of the pill is that it does not provide any protection against STDs. For very good protection against both pregnancy and STDs, the birth control pill should be used at the same time as the male condom. About 40% of women who take birth-control pills will have side effects of one kind or another during the first three months of use. The vast majority of women have only minor, transient side effects. Some of these side effects are: light bleeding between menstrual periods, skipped periods, nausea, weight change, bloating, increase in vaginal infections. Although it is difficult to predict whether a woman will develop one of these minor problems, a problem can often be eliminated by changing to a different birth-control pill. A spotty darkening of the skin on the face may appear and may be permanent. The most serious side effect associated with the birth-control pill is a greater chance of blood clots, stroke and heart attack. These problems occur in only a small number of women who take the pill. Women who have the most risk of developing these problems are women who smoke, are over thirty-five and women with other health problems such as diabetes, high blood pressure, heart or vascular disease or blood cholesterol and triglyceride abnormalities. Other serious side effects are worsening of migraine headaches, gall bladder disease, increase in blood pressure and an extremely rare liver tumor. Some birth-control pills may cause changes in the levels of fatty substances in the blood. The long-term consequences of these changes are not known. Regular check-ups are important for early detection of these problems. If you don't want to go on the pill, perhaps try Injectable Hormonal Contraceptive: The most popular form of this type of contraception, Depo-Provera, involves the girl having an injection once every twelve weeks. The injection is of the hormone Progestogen. The injection works in the same way in the body as the Progestogen only pill, but has the advantage that you do not have to remember to take a pill every day. It does however have the same disadvantage as the hormonal pill, in that it provides no protection against STDs. I'm currently using this method of birth control and the only side-effect I have had is an absense of periods.

The best thing to do would be to wait for her to email you, call you, etc...Wait for her to take the initiative. If she felt something for you, no matter how busy she is, she'd take the time to get in touch (a short email letting you know she's thinking of you would take less than a minute). If you still haven't heard a word from her in another week or so, I suggest you move on. This girl can't expect you to wait around for her forever, you do have a life afterall!

You should tell her how you feel. If she agrees, then don't jump into things, but start again from scratch to avoid getting hurt. If she disagrees, it might hurt your friendship so not seeing her for awhile would probably be a good idea, that way you'd have time to get over her too.

I think that you're on the right tract thinking it has something to do with his girlfriend and baby. Perhaps he feels guilty because he's not with her anymore and the child won't grow up with the "typical" happily married mother and father. I suggest you give him some space and wait for him to call you. If he doesn't, have a talk with him letting him know how you feel and that his lack of initiating things is frustrating. Since you're afraid of losing him, take this into account..If you let something go and it comes back, it's worth it.

It's a good idea, but they key is confidence. Forget the whole "This is sooooooo lame" comment, no girl wants to hear that.

You said she loves animals and football, so go with that...Here's an idea. Try and find out her favorite animal, and maybe get her a stuffed animal of it. Attach a leash or collar or something around it's neck with a note from you confessing how you feel. Since chances are telling her in person your true feelings would be rather difficult, the note is a good idea since you can take the time to get all your thoughts down. Suggest in the note that if she feels the same way you guys could go out for dinner, and then wait and see if she calls. Girls tend to like gifts that required a lot of thought, so don't worry about it not being expensive enough or anything silly like that.

Have Alex and you been together for a long time? If so, your new "crush" may be due to the fact that you feel things aren't exciting between you and your love anymore. Pursuing a crush, on the other hand, provides a thrill. If this is the case, try to spice up your relationship with Alex a bit more.

How long have your girlfriend and you been going out? If the relationship is just starting out, chances are the shaking is due to anxiety. Next time it happens, breathe deeply in thru your nose, and out of your mouth. This relaxation technique should calm the shakes.

I believe in brutal honesty so I'm just gonna come out and say this: I think you're SICK. What you did is disgusting and wrong, and you have to tell your girlfriend the whole truth...Why did you even WANT to see pics of videos of men masturbating? Are you bi? Really, I don't know what advice I can possibly give you.. You need some serious help.

The only way you can find out for sure is by talking to him. Ask him how he feels about you (although guys hate to hear that question, girls tend to want to know the answer!) Becareful tho, he sounds like a player.. Either that, or he's a sex maniac.

You've been keeping the truth from her for too long, it's time to spill the beans! If she's going to lose her virginity to you, the LEAST she deserves is the truth! Smarten up boy! Nobody likes a liar! There is no way to tell whether or not a guy is a virgin, but don't let that keep you from being honest! So what if she's mad, she has a right to be!

First of all, you need to take that pregnancy test. If it comes up negative, you can relax (and maybe try a different method of birth control besides the condom) If it's positive, you should talk to your parents and your boyfriend. You can't keep your parents out of this (you are a minor, aren't you?) Explain to your boyfriend that there's no need for the two of you to get married BECAUSE of a child.. You should marry someone BECAUSE you love them and want to spend the rest of your life with them! If you decide to keep the baby, don't be discouraged. It may be difficult at the beginning, but then you can lead a normal life! It'll help if your parents and friends are supportive too, so make sure to include them. However, if you don't want to get an abortion and do not wish to keep the baby, a couple out there will be more than glad to adopt them, since the number of infertile people is relatively high. You'll make their dreams come true, and give your baby a good life.