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  1. Napoleon Bonaparte
    We'll if the feelings and attraction is there, and if you feel like what you are recieving is worth the risk, plus you are being honest, I guess she knew what se was getting into (no pun intended)
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    If you say no thanks and ignore it instead of showing emotion, you got a better chance. Why let them get to you anyway?
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    What's wrong with bein' a hornball?
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    Emily make sure you are honest with this girl that you prefer men or else you are gonna hurt her bad. Also, I'd becareful about her feelings, she might get to close and it might ruin the friendship. I wish you had chosen somebody you weren't friends with to do this with.
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    I know quite a few women who are afraid to dance. However you are correct. It is a sure fire way to meet women. I am going back to taking tango leasons. (salsa, and break dancing is also on the list). Besides meeting chicks, it is great excercise and a lot of fun.
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    Lone are you sure he ever loved you? What happened for you two to get to this point? Your story has peaked my curiosity.
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    I am telling you guys, it's a trip. You should try it. Keep telling yourself it's only a dream before you go to sleep. That's a good start. It is like riding a bicycle so you won't have to do that each and everytime. And I don't find most of my dreams enlightening anyway. What is so enlightening about being chased on a beach by a big lobster wearing underwear? Nothing. Well...Umm I don't eat lobster, but they aren't exactly scary or anything.
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    Yes, I have done it many times. When I was a young child I had reoccurring nightmares that were keeping me awake. I kept informing myself it was only a dream and that I had the power to control it, and what's cooler than being God in your own world. In one dream, I was frightened of norman bates style nun in the basement ( i was also afraid of the basement) and in it I found myself physicallt pummeling this apparation which had been haunting me in previous nights. That was the first time. It was frightening but also quite exhilirating. In another dream I killed Jason Voryhees. In another I flew when I wanted too. Part of it is having an unusual imagination. Part of it is starting out by consciously imagining yourself sleeping in bed and thinking "wow, I am actually sleeping in my bed right now) while you are still dreaming. I am actually surprised more people can't do this or haven't tried.
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    girl almost universially young women (and often men) are gonna be drawn to men who treat them poorly because of the challenge of trying to get them to love them more. Somebody who gives unconditional love to a girl with poor self esteem diminishes his value in their eyes. The only way to beat that is to know thyself and 'think'.
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    kskm, I agree with you, but you should always presume people on here are being honest...just in case.
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    Alright I am gonna presume this guy is saying this stuff in sincerity and not just to get a reaction. First off, if you really feel these things you probably don't really want to eat people (or bang corpses, or whatever) a lot of it is you are so angry and disenchanted by society you are infatuated by the fantasy of anything that is more/taboo -- basically you think about anything society finds horrific. It's retalitory. Most nut jobs who do these things are more subtle about it. I don't think you however are a nut job. But you 'might' be dangerous still since that doesn't mean you won't enact a fantasy to kill someone, or people, meaning -- yeah get help immediately. What the hell can we do here? You need to seek hospitilization (voluntary) where you can express your unhappiness and anger. Talk to people who can empathize physically. A chatboard isn't a suffient forum to do that. And why are you so upset anyway?
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    Chemistry is overrated. A lot of it's psychology and about inadvertently manipulating people who find you physically attractive (or sometimes emotionally) into an addiction to you that we call infatuation. Love comes later. Part of it is being the right person for their needs at that time. If you want to have chemistry with most women have a fat wallet, confidence, patience, and pick up on what they are looking for.
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    Sometimes, esp after bad breaks, young women go through experimentation periods, but uhhh no, she won't turn. The most you can hope for is that you both might lap each other's coochies one night when she is drunk, horny, lonely, and curious -- but she will go back to penis afterward and it might even affect your friendship. Homosexuality is genetic. There is a spectrum, but even bisexuals usually have a strong preference.
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    Laker honestly you think your jealousy was abormal? Do you think it's appropriate for a guy to ask for threesomes with someone he is serious with? Even more so, he should NEVER mention anybody else while you two are frisky. EVER. That is HIM, not YOU. This guy sound's like a major jerk. Just listening to this makes me wanna lay him out, seriously. You don't need this kinda person in your life. At 40 you still got plenty of time to find somebody better. (And you can still do it at 50, 60, even 70 but I am bettin' you won't need to take very long). There are plenty of men out there who will appreciate what you have. However, since you are in a position right now where you might not be able to think about the positives of another man, look at it this way. Any contact will make you less desirable when you are desperate than it will once he realizes what he's missin. Please avoid any contact and minimize the presense of things that will remind you of em.
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    I don't think she should just dump him. Relationships will never work forever if we break up that easily. However he sounds like a major jerk. I have no sympathy for this guy. i don't think anybody should ever denigrate somebodies sexual technique. I find it infuriating, actually. You need to call him out on this and tell him to watch his mouth.
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    lol I can't believe I said fetus instead of fetish. Blah. Freudian slip? Oh yeah, talking dirty is a turn on. A girlish crooked smile is a turn on. Confidence is a turn on. Shyness can also be a turn on. I loooooove sensitivity and passion. A sense of humor is one of the biggest turn ons.
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    Uh oh. I can be coc.ky (I hide a huge ego) sometimes and I am pretty outspoken. Traits I wouldn't lose for anybody. And honestly, most girls who say they don't like a little c.ocky are usually kiddin' themselves. As for what I think is a turn on, women who are very very sexual and kinky. Also, I like women who are either naughty or nerdy, sexually aggressive and at the same time can be very sexually submissive. I like a girl who like's waking me up by making love to me and in turn like's being made love to by being woken up. Skinny dipping, strip poker, exhibitionism, are all also cool. Having sex in a pulblic place where there's a chance of us gettin caught is a turn on. A girl who demands what she wants is a turn on. A girl who loves oral and dare i say it, anal, is a turn on. Handcuffs, sleezy lingerie, leaping out naked from a birthday cake is a turn on. Having sex while listening to really good sexual music is a turn on. Cuddling where I can feel her heartbeat is a turn on. Sultry rapturous sexual eyes are a turn on. A girl who like's riding hard on top is a turn. Jiggling breasts is a turn on. double piercings around the ear, bellybutton and tongue toungs is a turn on. Ankle bracelets, toe tings, and painted toenails and fingernails is a turn on. High intelligence, freakiness, and excellent conversational skills are also a turn on. Also, when I really like a girl, I like holding her small toes for some reason. I have no feet fetus. It is just such a small vulnerable part of the body that it makes me feel affectionate holding it gently like i'd hold her hand.
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    Bridey say "cum for me baby give me your cum come on you can do it, give it to me, i want your cum, i want your semen in me." in the most sexy, naughty and as wanting a voice as you can. Make it sound like you will orgasm just by recieving his orgasm inside you. What he is trying to do is please you as much as he can which is a sweet gesture but his penis is thrusting hard into the pelvic region for too long and likely gonna cause bladder infections eventually.
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    Kskm I can already tell by reading your other posts that you are really good in bed. Women need to take note. Wild, adventurous and kinky women are what almost all men (who aren't evangelist christians, right wing muslims, or hassidic jews) want.
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    I think oral works best with your mouth..oh, try not to use any teeth. jk
  21. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I just read this and laughed my butt off. You have a charming girly way of expressing yourself on here that I am willing to bet comes out in real life too. Now what you need to is use it to the best effect. PLAY HARD TO GET. Try not to express your feelings to these guys. Be charming, but be the one to end conversations and not spend much time talking to these guys. definitely don't come off is desperate even if you don't think you are, your feelings will often show themselves. Watch yourself, try not to sweat ANYTHING (at least not where they can percieve it) pay attention to the signals you give off and try to keep them in check. I don't know how well this works for girls but I think it just might as long as you are decent looking and aren't ugly.
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    Actually I think all three of you posts are in some ways wrong. Almost EVERYONE in their 20s is attracted to the unattached types. This particularly goes for women. People make the mistake (i think it's part of evolution) that the more dettached you are and harder to win over, the more valuable you are. Seriously, just about any psychology book will tell you this, particularly when it comes to relationships. Women often grow out of this as their biological clocks are ticking and they think, oh crap, I am wasting my time. This is why nice guys (if they aren't strategic) finish last. Often it is not because they are nice (unless the girl has poor self-esteem) but because they are easy to win. Think about it, what is more valuable to us, what is rare, or what is easy to purchase. Personally I think you will grow out of this as you mature and (emotionally) come to realize unavailable doesn't mean better.
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    Wlf you need to slow down and relax. Jesus, you are 24, not 54. You don't need to worry about marrying yet. Right now you just need to worry about building confidence and dating , (and getting some). Read the post Kill that desperation by Don Juan. Remember, confidence, don't let em ever see you sweat. Also, EVERYBODY gets rejected in the world of flirting and dating, unless you are amazingly lucky.
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    Laker this is gonna sound extreme but I am serious about it. I don't think you should have internet acess inside your home right now. It is to tempting. Go to a library if you want to post on here. Don't call him. If he still has feelings for you, him not knowing you still are desperate for him is gonna repell him. Would we recognize the value of dimonds still if they were sitting outside our front pourch everyday? Totally try to get over him, and you might win him back when he starts to see him running back to you is no longer such a viable alternative. You are only 29 right? He might just realize his mistake that way.
  25. Napoleon Bonaparte
    wlf if you think like that, you won't. Try starting with a dating service and randomly smiling and saying a friendly hi when you see a girl you are atttracted to on the street.
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