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Napoleon Bonaparte

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  1. Mill try to seduce him while saying soft encouraging words about how strongly you feel for him. Encourage him to touch you. The thing about shy guys, esp virgins, you can get them to fall in love easily cuz they are insecure. Use your femmine wiles.
  2. Dude I am havuing a terrible time getting dates and finding a gf, and I am a very good looking guy. First, I need to get a decent pick on link removed, they are all too far away. Next, I gotta find a chick who isn't hung up on her ex bf who is looking for another masochistic experience or a shrink
  3. Instead of saying hi how are you, just smile as you pass them by and say hi, if you can catch eye or make them know you are watching em cuz they are cute first and then say hi, smile, make eye contact. If they dont pay attention it's not likely going anywhere. Be as little intrusive as possible but allow them some initative if you can. And dont worry if they are creeped out. They dont know you.
  4. So the jury is in. Keep your small breasts. They are just as fun to play with and suck as the bigger ones (sometimes they look even nicer) and as an additional plus, you don't have to worry about choking on them if they bounce.
  5. Well...personality aside...I find lot's of boobs that are small really sexually attractive. Plus as I mentioned above, there are some small chested sex icons in our society. I think this girl needs to relax. I am bettin' quite a few guys out there dig the way she looks.
  6. Average is actually 5-6 inches. I am considered above average but not huge at 7 1/2 long. How it gets from so small to THAT, I will never know. God works in mysterious ways.
  7. I almost forgot. High heels, dark sun glasses, and hot tubs are also really big turn ons.
  8. annie if plastic surgeons only catered to people who did it for themselves they'd be making less money than teachers.
  9. Blind folds are a turn on, people watching us is a turn on, manacles is a turn on, tasting the neck is a turn on, voyurism is a turn on, a girl who is visual and likes watching me masterbate is a turn on, watching her masterbate is a turn on, making adult videos together is a turn on, sex on grass/water/sand is a turn on. sex in front of headlights of our car at night in the middle of no where (thank you lynch) is a turn on, freckles is a turn on, tattoo right above the butt crack is a turn on, licking lips is a turn on, slowly stroking her hair with her fingers is a turn on, making love to her while she is wearing a t shirt i can sorta see through is a turn on, dirty talk turn on, heavy breathing turn on, playing with my uhhumm instrument is a turn on, hand jobs are a turn on, sweat is a turn on, a day of sex without showering or even leaving bed is a turn on, spanking (her) is a turn on, playing with her breasts is a turn on, glasses are a turn on, licking wine off her is a turn on, a little drunk but only just enough for her to be giggly is a turn on, a really naughty smile is a turn on...
  10. Emily I think you got a pretty good idea of where this relationship is headed already and who is gonna get hurt the worst between the two of you.
  11. Chai a large number of men don't like boob implants. It's one thing to tell a girl you don't like them, but me and my other guy friends talk to each other about this all the time when no girls are present. Men like real boobs.
  12. I don't think I agreed with a single thing you said. J
  13. Your mother's behavior is reprehensible. Your bf's behavior was far worse. Personally, there are quite a number of beautiful women with very small breasts. Natalie Portman and Claire Dames are both pretty small. Also, many guys i know including myself, find boob surgery a turn off. However if you must have bigger boobs, wait until you are at least 21. You will know for sure what you want by then.
  14. web that would actually be sort of funny. Honk if you luv Jesus or pro life is she is pro choice or pro darwin if she is religious or some crap. Stick it on her bumper. I'd do that.
  15. If your family would disown you because you married somebody of another religion than they aren't worth having in your life. You are letting them have that kind of power over your thinking? Ultimately the children are gonna make their own decisons as to what they believe when they become adults. And remember, much of what you believe is because of how you were taught. There is something very prejudiced in that thinking. You might be losing somebody that later you will really regret for very bad reasons.
  16. Your wife is an evil reprobate. She has no soul. Take your son and leave. Use every legal power imaginable to keep her away from you and the child. She can't be a good influence on him. And if you decide to hate her, it is understandable. Blah!
  17. It seems pointless and like wasted effort to have spent such a long time with somebody who you weren't meant to be with. I don't really believe in divorce though, unless there is cheating or physical abuse. Your stories are so nihilistic.
  18. In pain if you love him so much why does it matter what his religion/or yours is? I don't even think religion should exist, but if it does, there is no good reason why it should interfere with an otherwise happy relationship.
  19. Bob remember, a dish is best served cold. And a lot of cold thing's taste mighty good. However, even though revenge is sometimes pleasant and tasty, in this case it'd be more trouble than it's worth. And besides, you should avoid taking revenge on people you have/had feelings for, it only hurts you in the end. Save revenge for coworkers and people running against you if you decide to run for public office.
  20. Don't usually agree with me????? How? I always avoid controversy and provocation. I thought everybody agreed with me.
  21. venus that's what I'm thinkin' too. It sound's like some stupid attempt to control you. You need to tell this guy to grow up and let you touch him or go find somebody else.
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