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  1. Grosse vache
    Would that be a small letter bomb, a medium letter bomb or a large letter bomb? Either way ensure you have enough money for the right stamp and put it in the right slot. The world sure got anal didn't it? Oh and don't contact him.
  2. Grosse vache
    Well, what an absolute charmer. A silver tongued devil for sure. Was he surprised you didn't jump at the chance for such an amazing privilage? Clearly his head is so far up his own butt that he's practically licking his own tonsils. Why not suggest he get a couple of ribs removed, then he can blow himself and rid the world of his pathetic come on's.
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    Without failure than can be no success.....or some such crap. I know all about feeling like a failure and no matter how many times I fail I can always give myself some pathetic reason to excuse myself from it. Recognising that you need a break isn't a failure, it's knowing what you need and going for it. Living for yourself and not other people is one of the greatest successes someone can do so give yourself a pat on the back. And really, what does it matter what your aunt thinks? She's probably the biggest failure out of you all.
  4. Grosse vache
    Has she always been with women? Maybe it has something to do with that too.
  5. Grosse vache
    I'm like your girlfriend. I generally only have sex if I've been drinking because it makes me feel a lot more relaxed about my body and I feel more confident. It doesn't make me an alcoholic. If it were me....To do it sober....I would need to do it in the evening, with all the lights off so it was dark, in fact I might even want to keep my bra or nightdress on. I would need some other form of noise....like music or something to muffle any embarrassing noises. And it would just have to be straight forward sex nothing kinky or fancy. I know. I'm weird but if there wasn't any weird people you wouldn't know who was normal.
  6. Grosse vache
    Valentines day is merely for those people that aren't brave enough to voice their feelings any other day of the year and think that spending 6 quid on a bit of card with a red fabric heart on and a bit of glitter that falls off instantly is the way to show it. Oh, and to make already lonely people want to kill themselves just that little bit more. Stay in, listen to angry music, get drunk and rant about the injustice of it all, while secretly wishing you could be at a couples only convention clutching your very own bit of card, with a fabric red heart on that covers you in red glitter making you look slightly gay that your infinitely unoriginal girlfriend just gave you. Or just treat it like any other day.
  7. Grosse vache
    Actually, you can get loads of nutrients from 1400 cals if you eat the right foods.
  8. Grosse vache
    Thats great that you lost that much. I wish I could do that.
  9. Grosse vache
    Thats great that you're confident enough to swim. There's no way I'd subject people to my rolls of fat in a swimming costume. I don't even go running outside because there's always other people around and I don't go to gyms because people look at you like "Oh my god how fat is she". I stay at home and run on my treadmill.
  10. Grosse vache
    The way to determine whether it's a stitch or a heart attack is to lie on your back with your legs slightly elevated. If it's a stitch the pain should ease almost immediately. If it's a heart attack the pain will stay. Bending over and breathing through pursed lips should help to ease it. And if you ever feel one coming on change your breathing pattern and ease off slightly. Oh and eating/drinking a large amount before exercising increases your risk of stitch.
  11. Grosse vache
    It was probably a bad stitch.
  12. Grosse vache
    From what you've just said it doesn't sound cardiac related. It may be related to your asthma. Or it may just be that your body maxed out with the exercise.....were you breathing really heavily and quickly before you got the pain? Like panting?
  13. Grosse vache
    What kind of pain was it? Describe it. Where, exactly, was it? Was it worse when you breathed in? Or out? Or constant? Did you become clammy? Did you feel sick? Did you feel light headed/dizzy? How far into your run did it happen? What was the weather like? What was your heart rate? And was it regular or irregular? Did you use an inhaler?
  14. Grosse vache
    Maybe she just doesn't feel up to making concrete plans just now.
  15. Grosse vache
    Buy her a meaningful present maybe?
  16. Grosse vache
    A fast walk at the highest incline burns a lot of fat and tones your butt, legs and stomach and if you pump your arms good it tones them too. Basically, to burn fat, you need to keep your heart rate above 65% of it's maximum....to work out your maximum heart rate subtract your age from 220. So if you're 20 you get 200 so your maximum heart rate is 200bpm and 65% is about 125 bpm so you need to keep your heart rate at 125bpm to get maximum impact.
  17. Grosse vache
    Good luck! I know you can do it. Stay strong.
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