BronzedSkin123 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I was wondering if cucumbers were good as a substitute for dildos/vibrator? I thought about buying some at the market. I'm fed up with still not getting any pleasure from sex. I've been consistently depressed about this for 3 years (probably a little more) and I won't ever be happy until my problem is solved--I start to feel some good sensations down there Link to comment
midnightrambler Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I was wondering if cucumbers were good as a substitute for dildos/vibrator? I thought about buying some at the market. I'm fed up with still not getting any pleasure from sex. I've been consistently depressed about this for 3 years (probably a little more) and I won't ever be happy until my problem is solved--I start to feel some good sensations down there not in my opinion Link to comment
shikashika Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 why don't you get a toy or dildo... one that gets heated up and vibrates... cucumbers can't do that! Link to comment
BellaDonna Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I think you'd be better off with a vibrator. Besides you don't know how many people have handled the cucumbers in the supermarket....germs.... Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 why dont you look into dildos and vibrators instead of have you already? Link to comment
midnightrambler Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I remember the grocery cucumber scene in Animal house Link to comment
BronzedSkin123 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Dildos are rather expensive and I was looking for something really cheap Link to comment
CarnelianButterfly Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 No. Use a sex toy that can be washed and is sanitary. Cucumbers are often waxed and can carry who knows what contaminates, things you don't want in your vagina. Hard plastic sex toys are best for being the most sanitary. Soft are hard to keep as clean as they are more porous. This is a link to a good toy shop online. They provide good info and have good prices, this link is also the first timers kit. link removed Link to comment
BronzedSkin123 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 what's a good size? I am having trouble finding penetration pleasureable Link to comment
EQD Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 if you do use a cucumber put a condom on it. i would never use one because they are too hard, seem uncomfy... you can get a good soft dildobrator (yes i made that up) for 20 dollars. plus these stay fresh forever.. unlike the cucumber. all in all its a better investment. Link to comment
agent1607307371 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 If you're using a cucumber, it's probably too big. Get a smallish vibrator and experiment with that. I know that you can get something decent for about £10 but I'm not sure what the US market is like for it. Google vibrators and check out the different types you can get. I'd recommend a vibe over a dildo as it's more versatile in regards to where you can position it. And in the long run, one toy purchase is going to work out cheaper than repeat cucumbers, even if the initial outlay is more - it is worth it. Link to comment
ghost69 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i'd be jumping out of the bin if i was a cucumber. i'd be like 'me me me me pick me.' i thought some didlos were cheap? ladies? Link to comment
Crazyaboutdogs Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Definitely don't use a cucumber..you don't know what can leech out of the cucumber skin into that area. Even if you wash the cucumber with soap and water to get out the germs from it being handled in the grocery store, you don't know what is naturally in the skin of the cucumber that can be harmful if inserted in the vaginal area. Also, what if the cucumber breaks or a piece comes off. Not good. Link to comment
amtjrtcet Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I was wondering if cucumbers were good as a substitute for dildos/vibrator? I thought about buying some at the market. I'm fed up with still not getting any pleasure from sex. I've been consistently depressed about this for 3 years (probably a little more) and I won't ever be happy until my problem is solved--I start to feel some good sensations down there get you a vibrator or a dildo or something. Don't put food of any kind in there. Link to comment
jettison Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I was wondering if cucumbers were good as a substitute for dildos/vibrator? I thought about buying some at the market. I'm fed up with still not getting any pleasure from sex. I've been consistently depressed about this for 3 years (probably a little more) and I won't ever be happy until my problem is solved--I start to feel some good sensations down there This is kind of like big game hunting. If you're going to kill the cucumber, then when you're done you have to make sure and dice it up and eat it in your salad. You can't just abuse the cucumber for fun, and then leave it by the side of the road to die. Link to comment
Crazyaboutdogs Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 This is kind of like big game hunting. If you're going to kill the cucumber, then when you're done you have to make sure and dice it up and eat it in your salad. You can't just abuse the cucumber for fun, and then leave it by the side of the road to die. LOL. Or, you can call them pickles in the original brine! Link to comment
amtjrtcet Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 LOL. Or, you can call them pickles in the original brine! HA! This reminds me of the episode of Family Guy with Louis' invisible Sister-in-law. Stewie tests to see if she's real by putting a cucumber on the couch where she's sitting......sorry, off topic. Link to comment
ryan123 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i seen xray pictures of a guy who was experiementing with, of all things, potatoes and a jar of jelly...needless to say he couldn't get them out and it made for some funny xray pictures. funny for me...embarrassing for him. like someone said above. put a condom on it if you're going to go that route. and dont get one of those european cucumbers...you might be better off with your fist. Link to comment
Honey Pumpkin Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Buy a vibrating rabbit - a slimline one - always does the trick. If you don't like penetration much, then why start with a big ol' edible gnarly cucumber, as opposed to a nice soft vibrating rabbit with a bit to stimulate the clitoris? Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Yea someone made a very good point. Cucumbers would be wayyyyy tooo big.. especially since the OP already has problems with penetration during sex. Link to comment
Cognitive_Canine Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Yeah, I would never use food to masturbate.., All I could think about is how bad a hospital visit that may end up being..... Link to comment
JadedStar Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Don't cucumbers typically have little prlckly things on it? Hmm, i realize i have not bought one in ages, i dont even remember. I agree with the others. Buy a toy. If you are having problems with the sensation getting used to smoething that is very dissimilar to the real thing wno't help you much. Link to comment
jengh Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 they're not expensive...i just bought a new one that was $8.00 Link to comment
jengh Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 speaking of hospital visits.... I went to school with a girl who expirimented with a hotdog... it broke...it got stuck... Link to comment
MyNinja Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 some use bananas and carrots along with cucumbers. Please don't use the cucumber, I love slicing them up to eat on my sandwhiches! as the others said, you should try a toy that isn't too big and can be easy to maintain...no produce! I also heard of people using hairbrush handles, candlesticks, butterknives, toothbrushes, tampons,....yikes! Try your own fingers for a bit as they won't break off inside of you, spoil, or give you an infection! Link to comment
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