Crazyaboutdogs Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 they're not expensive...i just bought a new one that was $8.00 Are you talking about cucumbers??? Wow, mighty expensive cucumbers. LOL speaking of hospital visits.... I went to school with a girl who expirimented with a hotdog... it broke...it got stuck... I hope there was no mustard on it. LOL Looks like I am on a roll....or maybe that was the hotdog! Link to comment
Crazyaboutdogs Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 some use bananas and carrots along with cucumbers. Please don't use the cucumber' date=' I love slicing them up to eat on my sandwhiches! as the others said, you should try a toy that isn't too big and can be easy to maintain...no produce! I also heard of people using [b']hairbrush handles, candlesticks, butterknives, toothbrushes, [/b]tampons,....yikes! Try your own fingers for a bit as they won't break off inside of you, spoil, or give you an infection! Okay, that's just downright creepy...it just gives me visions of men who sexually assault women or other men with broom handles etc. Link to comment
MyNinja Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 yes indeed...you just never know what measures people will go to get off! Link to comment
southerngirl Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Can you imagine going to the ER because it broke off and got stuck in there? I would say stay away from food. Use a sex toy... Or your fingers.... Besides using food like that can cause nasty infections in there. Link to comment
CarnelianButterfly Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Can you imagine going to the ER because it broke off and got stuck in there? My mom was an ER nurse and a Planned Parenthood nurse, people put some nasty things in their orifices. Link to comment
Superfreak Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 My mom was an ER nurse and a Planned Parenthood nurse, people put some nasty things in their orifices. Reminds me of the documentary I once watched: "101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents" Some were just.....wow Link to comment
m12988 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Dildos are rather expensive and I was looking for something really cheap I was outraged when i went to a local sex stores. They can be quite the ripoff sometimes, $50 for something like that. The best thing to do is look around hard, you can find one for $10 or less. I actually bought mine at Spencers Gag Gifts (google it to see if there's one near you) for $9.99. If you think about it, if you do manage to use a cucumber (which are usually too overgrown to fit in the vagina comfortably) it's going to come out more expensive because well, the cucumber is only gonna last so long and you will have to keep replacing them, and they are by no means cheap vegetables. Plus, like others said, not very sanitary. Also, you can google sex stores and see if there are any dildos you would like that are in your price range, and order them online. Might come out just as cheap if you aren't having luck with the adult stores. Link to comment
agent1607307371 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I also heard of people using hairbrush handles' date=' candlesticks, butterknives, toothbrushes, tampons,....yikes! Try your own fingers for a bit as they won't break off inside of you, spoil, or give you an infection![/quote'] I used to work in a hospitals x-ray dept and the things we have seen... Pickle jars, vibrators, slimline vases, beer bottles... One person had a vibe up their backside because they hadn't kept a hold of it, and had to be told that it could only be got out when the batteries had run down. It sounds funny, but basically required an op. They would get put up on the viewer in the library and docs from other departments would come down to have a look. Link to comment
Crazyaboutdogs Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 The best thing to do is look around hard Hmm...I guess if that's the case a man would have to accompany her! LOL Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I used to work in a hospitals x-ray dept and the things we have seen... Pickle jars, vibrators, slimline vases, beer bottles... One person had a vibe up their backside because they hadn't kept a hold of it, and had to be told that it could only be got out when the batteries had run down. It sounds funny, but basically required an op. They would get put up on the viewer in the library and docs from other departments would come down to have a look. Wow LOL. Pickle jars!!!! What happened? Did they just get stuck up there??? And then have to get operated? Gawd I though things like this where just a skit/joke they made on SNL (saterday night live). link removed (dunno if you can see the video). Link to comment
fragmint Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 either buy the first timer's kit that was mentioned before taht has a small vibrator that is smooth and small or try this missile water vibrator. its the only thing that works for me, and its not too big or small link removed Link to comment
ghost69 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 ask your produce guy. see what he says when you tell him. Link to comment
Siriana Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 lol, she can always peal a cucumber and put a condom over it. O.k. I vote for vibrator too. Don't wanna see you posting a thread should i go to the ER? Link to comment
ghost69 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 lol, she can always peal a cucumber and put a condom over it. O.k. I vote for vibrator too. Don't wanna see you posting a thread should i go to the ER? what does peeling it do? should she microwave it to get it hot? Link to comment
BellaDonna Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 should she microwave it to get it hot? Probably not a good idea. -Ouch. Link to comment
Siriana Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 what does peeling it do? should she microwave it to get it hot? Well they're not smooth and people touch them with their hands in the supermarket (yes, I know it was a rhetorical one) Warning: do not put in microwave with a condom on - potential risk of getting pregnant with a cucumber Link to comment
metrogirl Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Dildos are rather expensive and I was looking for something really cheap Well if you arelooking for cheap, then I guess cucumbers are the way to go.....Usually 3 or 4 for a dollar at the local market. Link to comment
ghost69 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Well they're not smooth and people touch them with their hands in the supermarket (yes, I know it was a rhetorical one) Warning: do not put in microwave with a condom on - potential risk of getting pregnant with a cucumber i don't think the real thing is all smooth and skinned like you say to do to a cucumber. Link to comment
Siriana Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 But i would peel it and than put a condom over it. (I hope it wouldn't slip..hm...probably it would..not sure my theory peel and condom works) lol why are we talking in such a detail way about this? Link to comment
ghost69 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 im being facetious. i was seeing how much detail you were going to give. Link to comment
Siriana Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Well, I am a person who likes to talk into details and without any shame Link to comment
ryan123 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i heard if you microwave cucumbers on the baked potato setting you create plasma. Link to comment
ghost69 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Well, I am a person who likes to talk into details and without any shame i didn't say you were ashamed. Link to comment
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