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are those my tube socks?

I got myself a jizz rag under the bed. Dont wait too long or else it'll smell like peanut butter. Kleenex? Wouldnt it leak through?

I got your guy's message and I aprecciate that. Is this something I can talk to with the doctor I regularly go to? I only come there once a year for flu shot and maybe check up but not always. What are the costs of some of the tests they are going to do to me? I use swabs everytime I bath but are there wax beyond the usual use of swabs? Yeah Im heavily involved in SPL. Ive been competing for the last 3 years. I mean I have great hearing and all. I hear stuff people sometimes cant. Sometimes my hearing is not fast enough I think. I have to know my surroundings fast enough to get make what the other person is saying. I mean I can hear them talking but I dont think for a few seconds after I get the message and then I say "oh". So is it because Im slow?

Yes me. I have hearing problems. Sometimes I talk to people and I cannot follow what they say; be it the mumbling I hear or I just happen to not hear it at all. Its very embarrassing when girls talk to me and I dont know what to say. I sure as hell try not to say "gah?" because I dont want them to get annoyed and think me as a loser with hearing problems. What are some solutions. No I dont want to wear hearing aids. I want to go with the flow and onto their conversations. Thanks.

Did you stop looking good and acting cute? Cause most guys do this. I know.

I think all guys can relate to this. Master Bait.

x2 on the quote. Hey, can I suggest using the shammy? That thing works really good.

Okay so dont bring up the crusts. Maybe pizza crusts are good if words start slipping. Im gonna go with boots. She has some nice brown ones from BCBG or something. This girl I use to know from high school always talks about boots that are on sale. Should I bring that up because girls like to talk when guys ask the right questions.

Well, to be honest, I watch porn and that's the most exciting part: when fluids are present. With all due respect here.

Hmm actually her makeup is nice but I prefer it not being there. But the thing is maybe she's putting them on too fast maybe? I mean if she's rushing it then it going to look sloppy. I can see the crusts and all. So in other words, I can tell her I also like her makeup but she's got some crust.

So it's like two face? Kinda? I dont know but I sure like to take a crack at it. The downside is I dont want her to feel bad but I think it's better to keep it to myself. Maybe I can tell her that if we decide to hook up. I think the barrier will become stronger at that point where feelings can come out naturally without feeling bad or anything.

Yah exactly what I thought. I just sometimes think people would think I'm too feminine.

Do you think Im flattering? jk, thanks for helping a buddy out

Oh one more thing. I would like to comment her clothes. What is a NOT to comment on? Like where do I draw the line before she thinks I'm like totally gay? I want to say something like, "I like your boots"... can I just say that to her out of the blue? Should I expect some awkward silence or something?

But I dont want to make her cry. Do girls cry if guys ask them about not wearing makeup?

Maybe he want's it on your face? Sometimes guys get really turned on like that.

Lately I've been thinking about this new girl I work with. She is really pretty, that is underneath her makeup and all. I saw her today and boy her makeup job is really bad. Can I suggest her some good tips because we dont talk a lot other than stuff at work. Should I come over her house and maybe hang out and then kinda move in on about the makeup and how I like her w/o the makeup?

She's your frienemy.

What if she likes you but is a bit intimidated by you. Maybe you are over powering her?

Did you graduate at Florin High?

I watched A Lot Like Love for about 3 times on DVD I got myself for Christmas. Gosh im in love with Amanda Peet. She's pretty.

Look. Maybe you need to ease up a little. When I use to call my friends, I have none btw, we would talk about our phone companies: " I got t-mobile. What do you have? I have this many minutes on my plan." Then comment on the plan, the contract. Maybe bring up some laughs about funny looking actors with big noses like Jackie Chan even. Toss some random stuff. Chicks get real horny. Like it's not even funny. Fishing with dynamite.

Hell nah. If I dont like her, I aint shy. Im pretty mean when Im around girls I dont like. Usually I hate girls that do that to me. Because I never had a girl friend before. I dont know how to react this way. Maybe you should ease up on the cord-or-roy jacket.

obviously you have to look beyond that. he just messing with you boy. if he likes you then why the hell did he sign off? sick? cmon we're not born yesterday and surely enough why even start something you cant finish? cmon tell him to get real. and be forreal. seriously.

your second sentence said something about a man. a man in this line is being directly compared to a guy, am i not? so i am going to assume that this man is much older and from the way you're emphasing, he's attractive. i say this because you gave light to a sense that you are caring. but moving on, if all that guy ever said was, how are you going?, then that means he doesnt want to start something. any other guy wouldve said that and hung around.