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first - watch some porn. there's a pornstar named Gauge who gives hands down the best head ever. anyway, after some lessons, do some hands-on training with your man. just remember this - you have to use your hands. mouths are generally smaller than penises, so you might not be able to take it all, or you might not feel like gagging yourself at the moment. but he'll still want to feel "deep". that's where the hands come in. if you stroke it like you're jacking him off while sucking, it'll feel as deep as it needs to be (SPIT SPIT SPIT - i can't say it enough. make sure that thing is lubed up!). and yeah, you have to look at him like this is the most wonderful experience you ever had, and tasting his orgasm will be the most sensational thing you ever do in your life. and make some noise. that's all there is to it. have fun!

ok, time for a science lesson: your sperm is made in your testicles at a rate of about 150 million cells a day. each nut has a little back-pack called the epididymis, which can store the sperm for up to a couple weeks, after which sperm is dispelled either by wet dreams or as dead cells in your urine. ANYWAY, when you get horny, your Cowper's glands secrete a fluid that goes to town cleaning and lubricating the pipes in your penis. this is commonly known as precum. as you build towards orgasm, your prostate starts secreting prostaglandin - a sugar - and fructose - another sugar - along with a load of zinc and other nutrients. all that sugar is just food for all those racing sperms. anyway, soon the epididymi (sp?) will contract, filling the urethra with sperm that will slip over the pre-cum and hold just for a second until the pressure build too great behind the preaputial sphincter and meatus (the penis head muscles) and the mixture (call it jizz, call it cum, call it semen, call it man-butter - call it whatever) will erupt out into...well, whatever. at what point in the manufacture of sperm is there any mention of diet or digestive effect? oh yeah, none. it's just a good wives tale to tell the kids: "drink cranberry juice and your load will taste better." that's garbage. you can make yourself cum more (build, hold it, wait a while, build, hold it, wait a while, build, hold it, shoot someone's eye out!) and you can cum thicker (wait a couple weeks so you testes dispell all the old sperm with the new) but taste? that's like saying if you eat a lot of pineapples your blood won't taste so bloody. DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE PEOPLE!!!

WHOA WHOA WHOA!! i just got done responding to the girl who wasn't getting head from her boyfriend and all thses same people were like "just ask him" "just tell him" do this, do that. but if a GUY wants head he's just supposed to be quiet and wait, and even if he gets it - a FRIKIN FLAVORED CONDOM!!!?? gimme a break kids! here's the deal: no man ever got to pop his girl's oral cherry by saying "wanna blow me?" but if you say nothing, she'll just think she was blessed with the one guy who doesn't even want head (yes, some girls really think that there are actually men out there who don't want a nice sloppy blowjob) you have to be cool about it. bring it up. just happen to mention so and so's relationship is progressing so well - they even tried oral. or act like it just hit you one day and tell her you heard oral's better than sex - plus no pregnancy! you try it on her first, then she can try it on you. or just tell her you want to move a step ahead in the relationship. there's a million things you can do, but don't do nothing. or else that's exactly what you (or your friend) will get. why don't you have your girl tell your friend's girl how fun BJ's are?

do this. sit on the edge of a bed, legs spread and naked, and just straight up tell him you want him to go down on you RIGHT NOW. if he says ok - you're welcome. if he says no, ask him why not. but DON'T say "i go down on you, why don't you go down on me?" cuz if a GUY said that to a GIRL, he'd just be a horny pig, right? you don't wanna come off that way. about the smell and stuff- yeah, it's like nothing else. and it's not really a pretty thing to look at (read a playboy - see any pink? didn't think so) and then it's flat, so there's no way to get into it without getting it all over your face. but hey, it's part of the job - plus it's LOADS of fun to watch you girls squirmin all over the place. tell him to let his balls drop and strap on the snorkle for a muff dive.

i set a record on my ship and whacked it 3 times in a half hour. for some reason, more than anything i was STARVING after that. anyway, don't worry about it. hormones are a good thing. you'll be wishing you did it more than ONCE a day when you're 80 and it won't even get up for you.

one more thing i just thought of: oxygen! the corpus cavernosum LOVE oxygen. when they don't get enough, you're more likely to experience erectile disfunction (you're not disfunctional, but ED has some of the same characteristics). anyway, y'know how you get boners all the time at random? like sitting in class or on a long drive or evey morning? well, that's your dick's way of supplying all the piping in there with blood and Oxygen when it's not getting enough. maybe you should masterbate more or try to. maybe you should just over-saturate you C.C. with oxygen. it's worth a shot, right? just trying to help, man. you seem pretty upset about it.

here's how i put in my last post: noone really like cooking dinner for someone else. but the joy of watching them eat the dinner YOU made them and the satisfaction it gives them makes it worth the hassle. as far as cunnilingus goes, i'm a master chef, but i'd much rather be ordering dinner than cooking it. comprende?

make some noise! every guy know he's doing a good job and gets eager to do MORE when a girl is encouraging him with sighs and moans and a little dirty talk. watch some porn. it's pretty easy to pick up. just don't be embarrased!

the truth is you got what you got. just like some guys have big ones and some have small ones, well, some have rock solid ones and some have rubbery rigid ones. your penis's "bone" is actually the corpus cavernosum inside it. they are basically 2 sponges that fill with blood when you're aroused. how much blood, and how much STAYS are up to your genes until fatty deposits clog it all to hell when you're older. but nothing will change it, that's just the way it is. use what you've got man! there are positions you can do that a straight-as-an-arrow guy would snap a blood vessel trying!

here's how my girl broke the fear: start out with something like a pillow, or rub a seet back and forth under your snatch while you kneel on the bed. when you get comfy doing that, start using your hands and stuff.

anything but thank you. say wow. just sigh. just smile. but please don't say thank you! she didn't just polish your shoes or do your dishes! and dammit man - if you really wanna say thanks - return the favor!

first of all, you sound like you've got your head on straight, so that's awesome. i'm just gonna add my 2 cents to Heb. 1. just tell your mom you're ready to be a woman and all that goes with it, but that you want to have a responsible sexual relationship so you've made the decision to use birth control. 2. i'd give the pill a month. all your piping down there run pretty cyclic (monthly), so i'd give the pill a test cycle before i got into the risky business. 3. trojan condoms are 99% effective against pregnancy - think about it: if the sperm doesn't go anywhere, how would you get pregnant? 4. Heb nailed this one. 5. every girl i've been with says it tastes like sweat, but tangy. so there you go - get some Hi-C and some saltwater and find out. 6. pre-cum won't taste the same. pre-cum comes from the cowper's glands and just lubricates the inside of the penis to allow the sperm to travel out faster (part of the reason cum "shoots" like it will) but the actual cum will be much thicker and saltier. and apparently, it will be "tangy" pre-cum is also mostly fructose - hence the sweet taste, to provide an energy boost for rampaging sperm cells upon departure, plus, being a base, it combats the harsh, sperm killing acidic fluids of the vagina. 7. Heb got it. 8. it's not watching it, so much as it's making sure that you LOVE doing it. like the greastest thing that's ever happened to you is that you get to give the guy pleasure with your hand or mouth. if you're making a lot of appreciative noises, he'll never even look down. 9. this ones easy: when he's driving somewhere far, start giving him a rub down. and let one thing lead to another. he won't be able to move, so it'll be extra intense for him. just make sure you swallow.

no, you can't magically contract a STD - it's sexually transmitted. better be sure though, he could magically give one to you. most guys that cheat are pretty bad about honesty anyway... but if you're sure, than heck, you're sure! it's your call to open up that door, and he's abviously knocking. have fun! bring handcuffs (ok, ok, wait a little while for the handcuffs...)

ok, size matters. it matters like boobs matter. yes, a smaller girl is GREAT, but some nice big round ones - that would be AWESOME! i'm sure people will reply saying i'm stupid and chuvinistic, but look around. what sells? same with penises. i woman will love you for YOU. but a woman will love sex with you for your junk. it's deffinately a combo thing though - it has to be big and fat. not 12 inches and as big around as your finger, not 5 inches and as big around as your ankle. but if you're packin anywhere from 7-9 with a good 3 or 4 finger girth, you're deffinately the D-Cup supermodel of the mens' section. the crap part of that philosophy is that if a chick's lacking, she can get implants, but a guys' stuck with what he's got. i KNOW they have penis enlargements now, but have you ever seen the before and after pictures? it's like franken-phallus.

WHOA!! WHAT!? "just fit in her vagina or mouth"? that's apples and oranges, man. i can knock the bottom out of the backside all day, but there's no way i'm getting this all the way in her mouth. and why would i? once she's "to the hilt" then what? that's why girls have hands - to stroke it into their mouths. think about it! a chick's mouth really isn't that big. that's why they take small bites of everything.

let me ask you this: do you like to cook for people? probably not. not a lot of people like cooking - especially if it's not for them. but do you like to eat? hell yeah, everyone likes to eat, right!? so, most of the time, fingering doesn't do anything for us, except that it TOTALLY stimulates YOU, and in so doing, stimulates us. we're not really into cooking for you, but watching you enjoy the meal we prepared is SO worth it. see what i'm saying?

a word of advice about all this "attention" everyone's saying to give the head: less is more. you don't want to overstimulate him to the point he's laughing or it tickles or worse - it hurts. just show it some attention every now and then. but there's a WHOLE PENIS to think about, so remember that. rookies - like you - tend to focus on just the head (that's how experienced guys know girls are new to the oral game) but really good chix can work the head while stroking the shaft AND getting some more southern action in there (they're called balls. their ugly, but they come with the territory - like pubic hair) all while looking seductively into his eyes like you are SO HAPPY to be there. but don't stress. EVERY guy likes head, period. it's great. as long as he thinks you'd rather be doing nothing in the world than sucking the life out of him, he'll walk (if he can) away a satisfied man. and no guy will think it's not your first time if you tell him it is. he'll just think he found a protege.

she's absolutely right. don't complicate things by making up more and more lies. more wrongs don't make any rights. just come clean. read the quote below.

Yeah, she kinda makes a lot of moves... If it were chess, i'd be getting creamed.. ...as it should be.

until you're 18, sex is "illegal". however, if you can prove that a 16 or 17 year old concented (which means parental concent, not just some horny 16-year old saying "sure, deflower me" and it requires legal documentation) then it's ok. if you CAN'T prove it, and you're over 18, and you had sex with a 16 year old, whether or not it was "concentual" it's s. rape. once you hit the magic one eight, boning minors is against the law. what are 16 and 17 year old doing having sex anyway? 3rd base, sure, but sex makes babies, and i don't know any 16 year old's parents that think their barely-old-enough-to-drive's daughter is ready for motherhood. ergo, you don't see a lot of 18+ kids walking out of court free and clear of their rape charges.

look, legal issues pop up at 18. until then, everything is just kids messing around. no parent can get him for rape unless he's 18 and you're younger. but ditto on the guy that said what about babies and STD's? you got all that planned out? how you'll support the baby and all? i don't get why you kids are bangin all over the place without a care in the world about this stuff, but all concerned about legalities. sure it's legal, and 4 years from now, when you're about to be 20 and you have a 3 year old and you're working 2 jobs to pay for the college classes you're failing while never actually seeing the daughter you birthed and making appointments for your Valtrex perscriptions, i don't think you'll care if it's legal or not - it's wrong!

sounds like you really love this guy. and it sounds like he's moving on. so here's some straight dope: if you don't wanna get hurt - and trust me, it'll hurt bad - move on with your life. you're only 17, and there's plenty of fish in the sea and all that. i know you'll reply with something about how much you love him and how you could never get over him, and 5 years ago, i would tell you i understand. but i'm older and wiser now, and a good ex taught me this: when you've hammered a nail so far into a board that you can't pull it out, the only way to get rid of the nail is to hammer another nail into it and push it out. that's the best advice anyone ever gave me.

i'm old enough to have debated the great "Virginity" debate about a thousand times, and it always ends the same: you lose your virginity the first time you have sexual intercourse - as in Tab A into Slot B if you know what i mean. you don't score any points if you're still on the bases, right? you have to make it all the way around to home plate to get any points. with that analogy, i rest my case.

don't be stupid. a 3some is everyone's answer to cheating but not REALLY cheating. even if he's there, you're still not remaining sexually comitted to him - even if it's a girl you're experimenting with. if you just found out you're interested in other women, i say you need to exercize some self-control. if your husband just found out he thought your neighbor's daughter was hot, could he sleep with her? what if he was just experimenting? what if she joined you two in bed? see what i mean? cheating's cheating. that's why they call it every guys' FANTASY.

that's an easy one kid. every girl has imagined losing it to that special guy the exact same way: lying underneath him and looking up at him while he takes her innoscence. she can bend her legs to adjust for comfort and her arms are free to squeeze you when it hurts (unlike the doggy-style thing - plus doggy-style makes virgins feel dirty). a word of advice: cunnilingus. you gotta make the first time good, so create adequate lubrication - with your mouth.