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first - watch some porn. there's a pornstar named Gauge who gives hands down the best head ever. anyway, after some lessons, do some hands-on training with your man. just remember this - you have to use your hands. mouths are generally smaller than penises, so you might not be able to take it all, or you might not feel like gagging yourself at the moment. but he'll still want to feel "deep". that's where the hands come in. if you stroke it like you're jacking him off while sucking, it'll feel as deep as it needs to be (SPIT SPIT SPIT - i can't say it enough. make sure that thing is lubed up!). and yeah, you have to look at him like this is the most wonderful experience you ever had, and tasting his orgasm will be the most sensational thing you ever do in your life. and make some noise. that's all there is to it. have fun!

ok, time for a science lesson: your sperm is made in your testicles at a rate of about 150 million cells a day. each nut has a little back-pack called the epididymis, which can store the sperm for up to a couple weeks, after which sperm is dispelled either by wet dreams or as dead cells in your urine. ANYWAY, when you get horny, your Cowper's glands secrete a fluid that goes to town cleaning and lubricating the pipes in your penis. this is commonly known as precum. as you build towards orgasm, your prostate starts secreting prostaglandin - a sugar - and fructose - another sugar - along with a load of zinc and other nutrients. all that sugar is just food for all those racing sperms. anyway, soon the epididymi (sp?) will contract, filling the urethra with sperm that will slip over the pre-cum and hold just for a second until the pressure build too great behind the preaputial sphincter and meatus (the penis head muscles) and the mixture (call it jizz, call it cum, call it semen, call it man-butter - call it whatever) will erupt out into...well, whatever. at what point in the manufacture of sperm is there any mention of diet or digestive effect? oh yeah, none. it's just a good wives tale to tell the kids: "drink cranberry juice and your load will taste better." that's garbage. you can make yourself cum more (build, hold it, wait a while, build, hold it, wait a while, build, hold it, shoot someone's eye out!) and you can cum thicker (wait a couple weeks so you testes dispell all the old sperm with the new) but taste? that's like saying if you eat a lot of pineapples your blood won't taste so bloody. DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE PEOPLE!!!

WHOA WHOA WHOA!! i just got done responding to the girl who wasn't getting head from her boyfriend and all thses same people were like "just ask him" "just tell him" do this, do that. but if a GUY wants head he's just supposed to be quiet and wait, and even if he gets it - a FRIKIN FLAVORED CONDOM!!!?? gimme a break kids! here's the deal: no man ever got to pop his girl's oral cherry by saying "wanna blow me?" but if you say nothing, she'll just think she was blessed with the one guy who doesn't even want head (yes, some girls really think that there are actually men out there who don't want a nice sloppy blowjob) you have to be cool about it. bring it up. just happen to mention so and so's relationship is progressing so well - they even tried oral. or act like it just hit you one day and tell her you heard oral's better than sex - plus no pregnancy! you try it on her first, then she can try it on you. or just tell her you want to move a step ahead in the relationship. there's a million things you can do, but don't do nothing. or else that's exactly what you (or your friend) will get. why don't you have your girl tell your friend's girl how fun BJ's are?

do this. sit on the edge of a bed, legs spread and naked, and just straight up tell him you want him to go down on you RIGHT NOW. if he says ok - you're welcome. if he says no, ask him why not. but DON'T say "i go down on you, why don't you go down on me?" cuz if a GUY said that to a GIRL, he'd just be a horny pig, right? you don't wanna come off that way. about the smell and stuff- yeah, it's like nothing else. and it's not really a pretty thing to look at (read a playboy - see any pink? didn't think so) and then it's flat, so there's no way to get into it without getting it all over your face. but hey, it's part of the job - plus it's LOADS of fun to watch you girls squirmin all over the place. tell him to let his balls drop and strap on the snorkle for a muff dive.

i set a record on my ship and whacked it 3 times in a half hour. for some reason, more than anything i was STARVING after that. anyway, don't worry about it. hormones are a good thing. you'll be wishing you did it more than ONCE a day when you're 80 and it won't even get up for you.

one more thing i just thought of: oxygen! the corpus cavernosum LOVE oxygen. when they don't get enough, you're more likely to experience erectile disfunction (you're not disfunctional, but ED has some of the same characteristics). anyway, y'know how you get boners all the time at random? like sitting in class or on a long drive or evey morning? well, that's your dick's way of supplying all the piping in there with blood and Oxygen when it's not getting enough. maybe you should masterbate more or try to. maybe you should just over-saturate you C.C. with oxygen. it's worth a shot, right? just trying to help, man. you seem pretty upset about it.

here's how i put in my last post: noone really like cooking dinner for someone else. but the joy of watching them eat the dinner YOU made them and the satisfaction it gives them makes it worth the hassle. as far as cunnilingus goes, i'm a master chef, but i'd much rather be ordering dinner than cooking it. comprende?

make some noise! every guy know he's doing a good job and gets eager to do MORE when a girl is encouraging him with sighs and moans and a little dirty talk. watch some porn. it's pretty easy to pick up. just don't be embarrased!

the truth is you got what you got. just like some guys have big ones and some have small ones, well, some have rock solid ones and some have rubbery rigid ones. your penis's "bone" is actually the corpus cavernosum inside it. they are basically 2 sponges that fill with blood when you're aroused. how much blood, and how much STAYS are up to your genes until fatty deposits clog it all to hell when you're older. but nothing will change it, that's just the way it is. use what you've got man! there are positions you can do that a straight-as-an-arrow guy would snap a blood vessel trying!

here's how my girl broke the fear: start out with something like a pillow, or rub a seet back and forth under your snatch while you kneel on the bed. when you get comfy doing that, start using your hands and stuff.

anything but thank you. say wow. just sigh. just smile. but please don't say thank you! she didn't just polish your shoes or do your dishes! and dammit man - if you really wanna say thanks - return the favor!

first of all, you sound like you've got your head on straight, so that's awesome. i'm just gonna add my 2 cents to Heb. 1. just tell your mom you're ready to be a woman and all that goes with it, but that you want to have a responsible sexual relationship so you've made the decision to use birth control. 2. i'd give the pill a month. all your piping down there run pretty cyclic (monthly), so i'd give the pill a test cycle before i got into the risky business. 3. trojan condoms are 99% effective against pregnancy - think about it: if the sperm doesn't go anywhere, how would you get pregnant? 4. Heb nailed this one. 5. every girl i've been with says it tastes like sweat, but tangy. so there you go - get some Hi-C and some saltwater and find out. 6. pre-cum won't taste the same. pre-cum comes from the cowper's glands and just lubricates the inside of the penis to allow the sperm to travel out faster (part of the reason cum "shoots" like it will) but the actual cum will be much thicker and saltier. and apparently, it will be "tangy" pre-cum is also mostly fructose - hence the sweet taste, to provide an energy boost for rampaging sperm cells upon departure, plus, being a base, it combats the harsh, sperm killing acidic fluids of the vagina. 7. Heb got it. 8. it's not watching it, so much as it's making sure that you LOVE doing it. like the greastest thing that's ever happened to you is that you get to give the guy pleasure with your hand or mouth. if you're making a lot of appreciative noises, he'll never even look down. 9. this ones easy: when he's driving somewhere far, start giving him a rub down. and let one thing lead to another. he won't be able to move, so it'll be extra intense for him. just make sure you swallow.

no, you can't magically contract a STD - it's sexually transmitted. better be sure though, he could magically give one to you. most guys that cheat are pretty bad about honesty anyway... but if you're sure, than heck, you're sure! it's your call to open up that door, and he's abviously knocking. have fun! bring handcuffs (ok, ok, wait a little while for the handcuffs...)

ok, size matters. it matters like boobs matter. yes, a smaller girl is GREAT, but some nice big round ones - that would be AWESOME! i'm sure people will reply saying i'm stupid and chuvinistic, but look around. what sells? same with penises. i woman will love you for YOU. but a woman will love sex with you for your junk. it's deffinately a combo thing though - it has to be big and fat. not 12 inches and as big around as your finger, not 5 inches and as big around as your ankle. but if you're packin anywhere from 7-9 with a good 3 or 4 finger girth, you're deffinately the D-Cup supermodel of the mens' section. the crap part of that philosophy is that if a chick's lacking, she can get implants, but a guys' stuck with what he's got. i KNOW they have penis enlargements now, but have you ever seen the before and after pictures? it's like franken-phallus.

WHOA!! WHAT!? "just fit in her vagina or mouth"? that's apples and oranges, man. i can knock the bottom out of the backside all day, but there's no way i'm getting this all the way in her mouth. and why would i? once she's "to the hilt" then what? that's why girls have hands - to stroke it into their mouths. think about it! a chick's mouth really isn't that big. that's why they take small bites of everything.