timjd Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'm just wondering how people rate their first time (sex), and I've come up with this ingenious 1-10 scale. My experience was a massive disappointment, but then i didn't fancy her sadly and i had been fantasizing over lingerie models for five years. 1. Terrible. Really wish i hadn't done that. Hope i haven't caught anything. 2. Oh well, at least i killed 20 minutes, and my libido for a week or two. 3. I definitely came... and so did she i think. 4. Unpassionate but really quite satisfying. 5. Your good old regular Sunday morning screw...mmmmmm. 6. The same as before but with sexy underwear. 7. As above, but with more tongue action and lustful panting. 8. Added Multiple positions and much bed creaking. 9. Fabulous multiple orgasms all round, a delicious fusion of physical and emotional climax. 10. Perfection really. Probably the best sex you've ever had. Love, passion and physical desire all concentrated in one thrashing, moaning ball of human flesh, for what seems like hours. Followed by room service. This looks like the ramblings of a sex-obsessed int'net freak, and i guess it is really. but its just a bit of fun! Right, i'm off for a pork pie. Link to comment
GuitarHero Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 About 7 for me. I actually lasted a lot longer my first time than my second time cause I was scared out of my mind. At one point I was thinking about cheese for some reason. Link to comment
honeyspur Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Probably 8. It was great, but I was not really in love. Link to comment
IntoTheFire Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Definitely somewhere between 1 and 2. It was a huge mistake, I met the guy about 4 hours before having sex with him, and it's one of the things I'll always learn from. Link to comment
Dako Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 11. I forget, because it was so long ago, but maybe an 8, except the waterbed bed didn't creak under the blacklights, and I was awfully stoned at the time. In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby. Link to comment
applepie Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Definitely somewhere between 1 and 2. It was a huge mistake, I met the guy about 4 hours before having sex with him, and it's one of the things I'll always learn from. Mine was the same sort of situation and I'd give it the same rating. The only problem is, I didn't really learn anything from it. I slept with more people because I wanted that time to feel less significant and it did. I guess I wouldn't do something like that now, so maybe I did learn something? I have had some 9's and 10's though too. Link to comment
Mythical_Suicide Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 definitely a 1.. I wasn't in love with the guy even though at the time I thought I was it was more something I Was pressured into doing rather than something I was ready and willing to do. The guy was rather rough and fairly abusive during it even though he considered it "kinky". Im sorry but someone should tell him pretty much punchin someone in the face ISNT a turn on for most normal people, me included okay sorry got off on a little rant of my own. SO yeah, I mark my first tiem as a horrible experience but something I learned from. Link to comment
puff.tm.dragon Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 It was amazing. Me and that tissue box. Love. Link to comment
Axel3sRoxas Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 It was amazing. Me and that tissue box. Love. haha... I'd rate mine a big fat lame 1.. Probably because I was so nervous I almost chucked up.. But we had been going out a fair few months.... was still rubbish though. Glad I'm not with him anymore. Link to comment
nomoretears4uboo Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 How about a like -7??? For me it really made wonder why the hell people want that so much? Why was it a big deal... But, yeah after that relationship was over. I figured out what the big deal was about..... lol Link to comment
quietgrl Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 It was amazing. Me and that tissue box. Love. puff.tm.dragon, Your post is funny and i'm glad that you have a sense of humor. Link to comment
Hannahleh Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 It was like a five. But only because I was in love with him. Otherwise, it sucked. I tried not to cry the whole time, but it hurt like hell and he couldn't even get it in... Bleh. I felt like such a failure. Link to comment
spunkmaster Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'd give it prolly a 5...my first experience pretty much was makeup sex. We'd been dating for a year...had a big fight, then one thing led to another, and yeah. It wasn't the best...but I've had worse too! Link to comment
Fairy Queen Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Ok, mine was on Saturday so I can remember it clearly! It was about a 7 or 7 and a half. I wasn't expecting much cos I heard your first time's supposed to be rubbish, but it was amazing. I really love him and it helped that he knew what he was doing. Can't wait for round 2! Link to comment
rikka Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'd go 7ish for me. We have had far better sex since then, but I think that is because I have gotten far more comfortable. The initial time wasn't all that amazing, but he certainly created a monster out of me. Link to comment
HellFrost666 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Between 2 and 3... Not the best of my encounters. Link to comment
itsthatguy Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 3 or 4 I wasn't sure I really loved her and I felt like we were rushing in a bit too soon, but everything ironed itself out since then. Link to comment
jsx730 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Well, going by your scale, it was a 5. Just your basic beginner missionary sex. On a 1-10 scale of my own based on quality of the experience as a whole: I'd say an 8. We were drop dead in love and had about 2 months of built up lust that we had been denying until it all just burst out. Wasn't a particularly romantic setting, just in her room at her parent's house, in normal undergarments. She was not a virgin so she made the experience all about me. Was a night to remember =) Link to comment
CarnelianButterfly Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I'd say a perfect 10 Link to comment
Baby Carrot Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 1. Terrible. Really wish i hadn't done that. Hope i haven't caught anything. 2. Oh well, at least i killed 20 minutes, and my libido for a week or two. Yep, like a 1.35. The making out was great, but the penetration hurted like hell, and he was the only one enjoying it. Link to comment
zerohalo Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I don't know where I'd rank mine. First, it was sort of a mistake. Seriously! We were dry humping and I accidentally slid in. We sorta looked at each other for a second and there was an unspoken "Lets keep going" moment between us. We did it, it was nice, but I wasn't prepared for it emotionally. I almost broke up with her just because it felt like things totally changed. So I dunno? Er... 5? 1? Where the heck does rank? Link to comment
jengh Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 a 1 or 2.... totally awkward... back of his parents' van in the middle of the night... both of us were virgins... eek... Link to comment
Katiebaby Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 hehe mine was prob a 5. i was eighteen and had got my drivers licence not long before, so i told my mum i was going to a girlfriends place. (lied but later came clean... she thought it was hillarious! lol) drove to his house 1hr away (there were no parents there) and yeah.. He was the male equivelant of a starfish. he was on top of me and just humped. like a hamster. and i was thinking the whole time "so this is sex?" i was almost trying not to laugh the whole time cuz it was so dodgey! I was a cosmo reader, and expecting fireworks, lol. at least he was cute tho. Haven't seen him since thank god! Link to comment
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