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You will be much happier with someone you are aren't attracted to that really likes you than someone you are attracted to who doesn't.

High morals and values usually translates to "has hangups about sex due to repressive upbringing"

Thanks to everyone who responded...even the dude who thinks I need to see a shrink because I like having a clean * * * * * * *.

Frankenstein say "FAKE BOOBIES BAD!*" *except as part of corrective surgery

Women obsess over nuances of skinny a lot more than men do. As long as you are in the "not fat" category then it is all individual preference.

64%, 99% for age and gender

1. women being direct is sort of like nailing jello to a wall...it aint gonna happen 2. you aren't reading the women well enough and are just shotgun formula flirting hoping something sticks 3. women are much better at reading men than the other way around and can clearly see this 4. the fact that you do this instantly makes you sort of creepy in their eyes thus the need to have an exit strategy rather than direct confrontation

can I cum in your mouth? do you shave? will you make me a sandwhich? will you bother me when I'm playing video games?

definitely have that test. If it is yours then seriously try to convince her to have an abortion because if she pops out your spawn she will have you by the nuts in a legal sense for the next 18 years. And do you really want this ho' as your baby's mama?

I was also at 17, lost my virginity at 26. However I lost it to a chick who was totally hot, I didn't tell her I was a virgin and she claims she didn't realize until I told her our first time was my first time. Virginity is a symptom but not the disease. Chances are there is other * * * * in your life that is messing you up with the lack of female attention being a side effect. If you are short (5'8 and below) and don't have rich parents then high school girls will not look at you twice. Just do good in school and figure out how to make money later in life. The height problem never goes away but gets better as you get older. If you are a geek then stop being a geek. Cut off video games and whatever other geekiness you do. Learn to dress, get your haircut in a salon by a young woman. Look in the mirror before you leave the house. Bathe regularly and don't wear unwashed or crappy looking clothes. If you have a car wash it once a week and keep the inside clean. Wear nice shoes, women are insane and care about shoes a lot. Learn to talk with women, stop thinking about them as a species of walking vaginas. Start bytalking with people who have to talk with you like bank tellers and grocery clerks and waitresses. Then you can expand to chicks you are attracted to. Number one rule of dating for men: never become emotionally attached until you have established a relationship. It will make you stupid. If you are too picky go after a fat chick, they are always desperate.

Unless I have some sort of "rectally localized OCD" I doubt that is the problem. Aren't OCD people supposed to be neat? I use bugspray on the trashcan to kill the maggots rather than taking out the garbage. I use the sniff test to see if my clothes are ok to wear again rather than washing them. Anyway this isn't a that I'm obsessed with or ashamed of. I'm just curious how many other people think like this. It isn't exactly something you discuss with the buds over beers.

hit a public pool at about 7am when all the old dudes are there....you will immediately feel better about yourself just look at michaelangelo's david statue...that "ideal man" has a mushroom cap! as long as you have an "outie" then that is all that matters as for chicks just worry about making her feel loved and special before the pants come off, and if you do that well enough she will be the one obsessed over pleasing you

Had to ask somebody though, anonymous internet forum seems like a good place. This has to do with wiping my * * * so don't read if you don't want to know about this stuff. -- grossness space -- -- end grossness space -- I don't know how it happened but I got into the habit of running the toilet paper in the faucet whenever I wipe my * * *. This does a much better cleaning job than dry paper. Unfortunately in public toilets there is no convenient sink. I've done all sorts of weird stuff like take paper towels and pre-moisten them before closing the stall door. Sometimes when I take a messy dump that isnt enough. After flushing a couple of times I take the paper and dip it in the toilet then wipe. I'm less grossed out by putting a couple of fingers a recently flushed toilet than I am by having my crap fester in my * * *-crack all day. Of course I make sure there aren't any "floaters" beforehand and I wash my hands like 4 times afterwards. Am I the only person in the world that does this? I feel like I have this stupid secret and if anyone found out I would be ostrasized from polite society.