Nebular Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 >>This is such a wild but informative topic> HAhahaha. If I can see through the tears, I'll try and add my 2 cents worth... Don't stick a bar of soap up your butt, don't stick anything up there that's bigger than your elbow! As for cleaning the area, the water will clean it to an extent, butt...you could use a gentle soap on the outside, just as though you were wiping after going #2. Same with your front, for females. Avoid the urethra and vagina. Ohh man, I haven't had a good laugh like that for awhile...how does this topic come up with a girlfriend anyhoo? Link to comment
Sn0man Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 I'd like to know that too! lmao Link to comment
mshollywod Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Any other wild but informative topics..oh you should read the post about oral during menstration...just as good as this one. Link to comment
mshollywod Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 ewww Now, now..we are all adults here. Link to comment
Jetta Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Okay I'm a prude, I can't believe this is being asked. What happened to mom's telling children how to properly care for themselves? Anyway a washcloth with soap on it should suffice. Trusting that the soapy water will run down and clean things, well that's a little to too trusting. And there is no way I'd actually stick a bar of soap there. I mean I do generally use the soap again, but the washcloth gets laundered. Link to comment
Sherlock Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 This thing is still going strong?? Bars of soap up(or not) butts, liquid soaps running down cracks, elbows somehow being worked in....... I never knew there were so many ways to clean your rear!!! It seems easy to me.....no matter what your method of choice (insert one from the many offered in this post). I think it's important to clean the inside of your cheek walls and around the "exit" thoroughly. I think I figured that one out on my own. I don't ever remember discussing this with my mother, seeing it in children's books, or watching a video about butt cleaning in a high school health class. Not much should ever be put through the exit! Except the occasional elbow!! I think I'm going to bring this up while I'm out tonight to see the responses I get, then come back here half retarded and compare them. I actually think this could work as a thesis study!! "The Global Consensus On Cleaning Ones Rear" I really wonder what the United States Surgeon General would say about this? I think I'm going to send him a quick email. Link to comment
chickensoup Posted April 24, 2005 Author Share Posted April 24, 2005 hah wow this topic is still hot? well i convinced her to use soap there and she seems to to still be ok (no infection). I also asked if she thought she felt cleaner and she said she felt the same but i thikn we can draw out a conclusion that soap or no soap we still need to clean it with water rite?haha thanx for all the support i got on this topic ~! it was a major help. I also posted another topic on my relationship and i hope u guys can help me out on that too> Link to comment
Shizzle Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 hahaha this topic has to win a award for the funniest one this year lol Link to comment
mshollywod Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Much ablige. What's your other topic? Link to comment
Tory Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I'm a guy and normally what I would do is stick a warm soap covered finger up there, just past the first knuckle under the finger nail and no farther. And then thoroughly wash it off with warm water. Most of the time I just do a credit card swipe with the wash cloth. Or I lightly rub around the external surface with a bar of soap since I always make sure to wipe thoroughly. I've never had an infection before. The soapy finger advice is certainly not for everyone, and can be a bit risky if you use too much soap. Link to comment
JadedStar Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 This to me sounds like a parody of a recent post. I would swear that was the case if it had not been created prior. LOL Link to comment
StarLily Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 You have to stick your fingers up your butthole to clean it? Damn I'd rather be single. Link to comment
Miss Firecracker Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Or I lightly rub around the external surface with a bar of soap since I always make sure to wipe thoroughly. Wonder what the soap looks like after this? Link to comment
Tory Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Wonder what the soap looks like after this? The soap never gets stained since I wipe myself both thorougly and often. And it's not like I'm sticking it up where the sun don't shine. As for the soap-finger, that's another story. I still clean my sphinkter that way and get the ol' rustache waxed regularly, despite going back to being single. Link to comment
EvaGina Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 The soap never gets stained since I wipe myself both thorougly and often. And it's not like I'm sticking it up where the sun don't shine. As for the soap-finger, that's another story. I still clean my sphinkter that way and get the ol' rustache waxed regularly, despite going back to being single. you shouldnt put soap UP your bum and a guy with a hairless but would freak me out to the point of sexual frigidity Link to comment
Miss Firecracker Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 The soap never gets stained since I wipe myself both thorougly and often. And it's not like I'm sticking it up where the sun don't shine. As for the soap-finger, that's another story. I still clean my sphinkter that way and get the ol' rustache waxed regularly, despite going back to being single. I think soap would irritate the rectum, maybe even make you have a BM in the bathtub. Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 What a thread indead, yet entertaining... What if your GF is lying? Just so she doesn't have to admit she does it? Just a thought... Just like some girls conceile burping, etc. And it's most womens need to feel "thoroughly" clean. We shave pretty much everything and sometimes are known to take way too long showers. Link to comment
JadedStar Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 If my husband asked me how I cleaned my butt I'd throw him the look of daggers that would hopefully make him never ask something so strange again. ROFL. Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 LOL see what I mean. Some people just don't want to give all the details. Kinda like admitting you pick your nose etc. Link to comment
StarLily Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 You know it might now matter anyway...she might be doing her business after shower anyway. Ha didn't expect that, did you? Link to comment
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