Penis Farting? Very embarassing-need opinion

[gary11]

Hi,

 

Not sure where to start but I am a 24 year old male with a very humiliating problem (at least to me). My penis farts. This is what my current girlfriend calls it. Although she says its the cutest and sexiest thing she has ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

 

Hard to describe but it can be anything from a soft wet whistling, squeaking sound to a louder air escaping quickly sound. Almost like a regular fart but at a higher pitch (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). It only happens when Im erect and when it throbs-it will literally whistle and squeak.

 

During a typical handjob or when I masterbate my penis can fart up to 30 times and can be quite loud to the point of hearing it in the next room.. When she holds or stimulates it in the right way it can actually go into these little uncontrollable farting frenzys. My girlfriend seems to love it but I just want to cry. (sorry if I was too graphic but Im trying to finially open up with this).

 

This is really not a health issue at all as I have been doing it all my life. No actual problem except the embarrassment. I believe the reason is that the diameter of my urethra is slightly larger at the base than at the tip. Most women dont say anything, some laugh, but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

 

I know women like confident men but I just cannot feel comfortable with this and I believe it is hurting my life. Even with my girlfriend of 4 mths I cant relax. Girls talk and sometimes I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

 

So, my question is: Has anyone ever encountered this phenomenon (lol); a talking penis. DIRECT experience?

 

Also How should I feel about this? Do I really need to feel so embarrased? I really, really need your opinions.

 

Thank god for anonomous forums!

 

Best wishes to all

G11

[rose2summer]

I wouldn't be embarrassed at all, it happens to most to every male.

 

The reason is that you create air pressure, and that creates a gas type of chamber, creating that particular sound.

 

At least it can be amusing, and nothing to worry about.

 

Hugs, Rose

[jsx730]

Hrm, never heard of anything like this. You should prolly talk to a doctor about it, just incase. If nothing else, he should be able to explain how/why it happens. Maybe there will be something that can be done to prevent it?

[amtjrtcet]

Rose is right, its normal. But I know it can be super embarrassing. I'm sure you know that women have their own "noise". I won't say the word, cuz I hate it-but it happens.......Don't let it bother you. And if you're g/f thinks it cute don't worry about it.

[jilligirl]

ok here's my take on it.

 

your g/f doesn't care, she thinks it's cute. so what do you do? DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. if she knows you're self-conscious about it, it could actually make her start to think things.

 

just let it be. when it happens, don't make a big deal about it, just ignore it. the more you ignore it, the more SHE will.

[AwdreeHpburn]

I'm with jilligirl on the ignore it thing but I too have never heard of this. Granted, I'm a girl - but if I were YOU, I'd look it up on WEBMD or something similiar, or talk to a DR, just to be sure.

[bebecole]

everyone makes noises. its nothing embarressing about it.

just go along with it like your girlfriend does.

[melrich]

I wouldn't be embarrassed at all, it happens to most to every male.

 

Well I gotta say, I have never heard of this before. I am highly suspicious that it is actually common?

 

To the OP, if it is not causing any health problems I guess you can learn to live with it. If it is as you say larger openiong at the base then it is probably something that could be corrected with surgery if you feel you don't want to live with it.

[pregnantkitty_1985]

I've never heard of this myself. And my man has no idea what it is, either. So I also am highly suspicious that it is 'common' .. .

 

...I'd go to a doctor.

[Shadows Light]

I have NEVER heard of anything like it.. but your analysis sounds plausible. If it bothers you so much.. go see a UROLOGIST about it.

 

We all make noises.... WE women make noises that we can't control, and i was/am with a new partner. eeeekkkk. But whatch gonna do??? its just a bit of air.

 

HEY.. and I "pooky" in my sleep and I've been told I sometimes SNORE .. whatcha gonna do. I've learned to laugh at myself..

[New_Horizons]

Never happens to me, so I don't think it's as commonplace as some people say it is. But even then, I wouldn't worry about it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

What worries me is the part about girls talking. Is your g/f that type of person? If so, you should get someone who actually respects you. If she isn't a gossipy girl, don't worry about it.

[Cardinal]

Absolutely never heard of this one! Add me to the list of people who have no clue on this one.

[gary11]

Hi Friends,

 

Thank you so much for the great replies. Each one has helped in its own way.

 

I think this proves how important a sense of humor is in real life.

 

Hope the sun is shining bright in your part of the world. Here I've got cold, gray, wind and SNOW. (little bit)

 

Best wishes to everyone

[Blinking101]

Hey what you said you should get checked out. My dad had the same problem and ended up with Cancer. That's just a fyi.