GradyQ

I have a horrible addiction to watching the movie YOUNG GUNS starring Emilio Estevez and Lou Diamond Phillips. It started when I was young, probably eleven or twelve, and then got progressively worse as I got older. The fact that they made a YOUNG GUNS 2 didn't help my situation. Long story short, I finally woke up one morning tired of always being tired and cranky from not getting enough sleep the night before because I was watching YOUNG GUNS 'til the wee hours and I decided to get some help. I opened my yellow pages and found no one who specializes in this area, now I don't know where to turn. My cries have fallen on deaf ears. Someone told me watching Heath Ledger movies would help, but it's only made it worse. Can anyone help a poor pistolero cope?

Don't worry, you aren't doomed to live a life of solitude just yet. You're young, and trust me, once you get to college, there are going to be so many chicks that make you forget about whatshername, it will make your head spin. My advice to you: you've already done too much. Lay low now, don't sweat her anymore. She knows how you feel, the seed has been planted, now the ball is in her court. But most important: don't get intimidated and start acting twitchy. Girls hate that. Treat her exactly the same as normal now, show her it doesn't have to be weird between you just because you professed your love for her (and basically hung your nuts out there). Good Luck, and bang at least ONE girl in college just for the GQ, dedicate her to me and remember I was right!

My friend, you are in a rough situation indeed. I must tell you something that is hard to hear. Lay off this girl. She likes the other guy, at best you'll be a vulture, waiting to be her second choice. At worst, you'll be a c*ck-block to them and be looked at with resentment and hostility by both. There are lots of girls, man... but only one you. Don't let yourself down. Wait for a girl that wants you more than the other guy. It will be well worth it.

My advice to you would be to read the post: IS VOYEURISM CHEATING? It sounds to this impartial observer that your girlfriend needed to get some new, fresh, strange sausage. It's perfectly natural, I'm sure you lust for other women. You did nothing to drive her away. Sometimes we just need to satisfy some urges and if we can be open and honest about them, games like the one your girl is playing wouldn't be played. Hell, you probably have another girl you'd like to present a salami award to. Tell you're girl, see if she's down with some sexplay. Hang Ups and repressed urges create dysfunction. The GQ says be honest and forthcoming about all those sick, twisted, and depraved desires that we all have, especially if nobody's getting hurt.

It sounds to me like you're gay, dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that... But seriously, I'm not sure the thing to do is to reveal your feelings for your friend. If he feels the same way you do, and you two spend as much time together as you say, I'm sure eventually something sexual will happen without you having to stick your neck out and tell him everything you've been thinking. All that will do is force him to confront some feelings he may not be comfortable with at the moment, and seriously gum up a good relationship. And you know what that means... no more wrestling.

Come on, Chachi, get with the program here. If this girl is really hot and you like her and she's messaging you, you're in good shape. Strike!! Remember, you've done something right so far for her to be chasing you. Relax. Let her worry about impressing you. Keep in mind men are stronger, and women want to be reminded of that constantly. Show no weakness.

If this guy is gay, why are you going out with him? Thirty bucks? That makes you a hooker, and a cheap one at that. A hooker who caters to gays. You have problems and you don't deserve the guy you REALLY LIKE. So maybe this gay boy's no Heath Ledger, but honestly, who is? And don't say Josh Hartnett.