SarahRose Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 New born cougars muahahahaha! Lizard I felt the same way after my divorce. I found myself someone 20 years younger. All I can say is when I show up he had better been taking his vitamins and training for a marathon!=P~ Get to see him again fairly soon. Probably stay in bed for 3-4 days straight! Oh yeah! I may just rip his clothes off or tell him to get naked or both Link to comment
tylercdurden2004 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Think I have to start my own thread titled...So horny and cant stand it anymore. Link to comment
lizard Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 New born cougars muahahahaha! Lizard I felt the same way after my divorce. I found myself someone 20 years younger. All I can say is when I show up he had better been taking his vitamins and training for a marathon!=P~ Get to see him again fairly soon. Probably stay in bed for 3-4 days straight! Oh yeah! I may just rip his clothes off or tell him to get naked or both YESS!!! WOMAN!!!! LOL!!! Link to comment
lizard Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 hey - where did that cute guy with the touque go? c'mon you're out there - i know it!! friscodj? Link to comment
lizard Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Pretty much my thoughts. Its ok to have double standards when you are in the "victimized groups". you bet...my mom brought me up to believe that "men are scum." i now have a 13 year old daughter - and i refuse to carry on the tradition. you can't go around blaming the rest of the world for your mistakes. it's like saying "i got fired because my boss is a jerk..." it takes 2 people to make a relationship work- and 2 people to ruin it... (mostly...) Link to comment
tylercdurden2004 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 you bet...my mom brought me up to believe that "men are scum." i now have a 13 year old daughter - and i refuse to carry on the tradition. you can't go around blaming the rest of the world for your mistakes. it's like saying "i got fired because my boss is a jerk..." it takes 2 people to make a relationship work- and 2 people to ruin it... (mostly...) Yup. You sound like you have your head screwed on straight. Its good for you to break that cycle. Link to comment
friscodj Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 friscodj? Hope you made it home OK...man that was fun... Link to comment
lizard Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 thanks tylercurdensomething! there was a time when i actually believed we "thought" differently. it was my ex that set me straight - after my son was born - i mentioned something about not ever having to deal with a "boy" before - as i was so used to my daughter...and what was i going to do, etc.. and he said "boys are exactly the same as girls - we just have different parts." it made sense - but i had to be TOLD that. we think men have to be "strong" and "not CRY." women can't control things, or lift heavy objects!! bull * * * *. my sister is 7 years younger than me - and her friends and her are SO liberated it's incredible. they talk about having sex like they talk about buying shoes...i love the direction women are going these days. they seem so free. men don't need to be threatened by it - they should celebrate it. it also allows men to be more "sensitive" - and girls love that - don't we? this isn't the direction i intended to go with this conversation - but at least it has distracted me from what i was REALLY thinking about. UNTIL NOW.... Link to comment
lizard Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Hope you made it home OK...man that was fun... i had a great time astrally travelling to your place and having wild sex for days - and now i am here again - but you wil definitely be in my dreams tonight!!! Link to comment
lizard Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Hey I want in on this too.... How about a little Elektra to light your fire????? ;-) Just Joking hehehehehehe sorry to neglect you - I WOULD LOVE it!!! Link to comment
ChickLuver Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 You should not try to control your emotions in case you are feeling need for sex. It's not a bad idea to have your sexual desired fulfilled by your old friends rather than handing over yourself in the hands of strangers. Wishing you best of luck Link to comment
boybornbad Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Masturbate! ...Nah..you know what they say..a bad shag beats a good wank... Go for it girl.. Link to comment
lizard Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Masturbate! been there - done that...it's always fun but never enough! Link to comment
lizard Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 o.k. so hi- i thought i would just add to this post instead of starting a new one, so as not to confuse anyone. well - i'm pretty sure i met an angel last night. if not - then someone placed in the right place at the right time for my own particular delight! i can't explain it in words - just that it was LIGHT YEARS better than i was ever expecting or hoping from my first one-night-stand experience since my break-up. i REALLY NEEDED it and it REALLY WAS GOOD...in every single way you could imagine! he was sweet and adoring, and attentive and sensitive and easy to talk to. i thought i would have trouble bringing someone to my house and having to "entertain" them. we got here at about 3:30 in the morning - and we listened to music and talked until about 5. then he informed me that he had to WORK TODAY! but we still found time for some unbelievably great sex. then he woke up and left - almost on time! and wasn't hard to be around -he seemed interested in my place and the stuff i've painted - and wished he could stay longer to talk about art and things. he kept telling me how much of a great time he had... he left me his number and told me where he works ( hairstylist) and said he wants to do this again some time! i think he will be the perfect "casual encounter" friend - except i am having trouble believing he is human and that this really just happened! it's 9 in the morning and i've only had a couple hours of sleep - but my head is spinning from the great sex and the conversations we had. everything was all rolled into one. i didn't even TRY to pick him up - he just showed up at the end of the night, as we were walking down the street...out of nowhere. he said he knew my brother, and sat at a table with us, and i was (now you're going to think i'm making this up- but it's true) angling to bring home this girl who is a friend of my brother's. we have met a few times - and we always flirt. when she found out i was single - she said - "now i can REALLY hit on you!" so then at the end of the night - she didn't want to come with me until we got to know each other a bit more - and i said "that's great - let's be friends that have a little secret!" and we kissed a bit and hugged and snuggled - and i asked her if she cared if i brought home this little angel boy - and she was totally excited for me! so i have her number too! my life just keeps getting better and better. today i have plans with some other people - unless it rains...then i will have to stay home and be good i guess. lizard Link to comment
lizard Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 sorry- i hope i haven't "freaked everyone out" or something! i wrote the post called "i'm so horny i can't stand it..."i am posting on here as though i was writing a journal: blatantly honest! but a journal can't respond... it also doesn't get offended either. i guess if anyone's offended by me they can look away! WARNING: THESE STUNTS HAVE BEEN PREFORMED BY EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONALS. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! so the second night of my weekend was COMPLETELY nuts. after the cute boy left my house yesterday morning, i couldn't fall back to sleep (so happy) - so i ended up going downtown to pick up my car from the bar - which turned into drinking a few beers in the park with my brother, and the girl i tried to bring home. (my new "special" friend) we were all slightly hungover and giggly - and there was an Elvis impersonating/ microbrewery festival going on in the park. even though it rained - we still stayed and had a few beer samples, because it was so fun to watch people - so anyway - i had to go, because i didn't want to drink and drive. which was the whole point of leaving my car in the first place...but anyway... ( i actually woke up in the morning, and went outside my house and said to myself: "DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?") so later, i went to my sister's place to get ready to go out...again! i am newly single - and so is she - and her friend is not single, but she is over 6 feet tall and dropdead gorgeous, and loves to flirt. so the three of us went out and acted crazy all night. i'm 33 - and we were in a bar where there are a lot of university students. i felt like i was surrounded by kids - and yet at least 5 guys told me they didn't believe my age - they thought i was 23!! YAHOO! then- at the end of the night - this guy came up to me and said "LIZ!" and i had no idea who he was. he said "you used to be my boss!" (i worked in a store 3 years ago - briefly - and i supervised some teenagers. they LOVED working with me - as opposed to the other supervisor - because we always laughed and played the music loud and had fun! he was SIXTEEN then!!!) long story short - he's beautiful - and he's JUST turned 19. (that's legal drinking age here in canada) i said "i secretly had a crush on you!" the next thing i know - we're in a corner KISSING! then - as if that's not crazy enough - something comes flying through the air - and hits him in the back. his EX GIRLFRIEND is there - and has been watching all this, and she threw her drink at him and stormed away!!! so he chases after her, and then later he is begging me to come back next week...oh my god... what a crazy night. they had cheap drinks - vodka and cranberry - and we had way too many. at the end of the night, my sister was lying on the grass outside the bar ... we all got into a cab - and then my sister made him stop so she could get out and barf!!! i can usually hold my liquor, so i was fine, - but she is young.. and i think she drank more. then i got out, and got into another cab on my own, so i could go to my place - and when i called her last night to make sure they got home - she said that they BOTH were alternately making the cab driver stop so they could throw up all the way home! he was very patient - and obliged every time, and laughed about it. i told her she was lucky! every time he stopped at a light or a stop sign they would jump out and throw up...and then get back in and say "o.k. we're fine." this morning when i called her we giggled so much that my sides hurt! not so much about the drinking part - but about how many funny things happened. i said i am going to make a comic book about our adventures - and all the bad dates my sister tells me about! and my own - apparently. i used to make an independent comic book - but that was a long time ago - and i want to start being artistic again. this is PERFECT material! very inspiring and humorous. you might all think i'm acting immature - and that might be true - but i can be serious and responsible too - which is what i have been doing for WAY too long - and i am having a great time letting off steam now that i am single again. my kids are always my number 1 priority...but my weekends alone are another story!!! YAY! GIRLPOWER! thanks. lizard Link to comment
tylercdurden2004 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Is your sister single? The barfing part piqued my interest. Link to comment
lizard Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 Is your sister single? The barfing part piqued my interest. LOL! yes dear - attractive - isn't it? Link to comment
friscodj Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Wow, what a story... I would like to add, I really think you should lay off the sauce. It sounds like you are quite the drinker. That stuff can get you into trouble... Link to comment
lizard Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 Wow, what a story... I would like to add, I really think you should lay off the sauce. It sounds like you are quite the drinker. That stuff can get you into trouble... yeah - probably - but i'm a big girl...i can handle it. Link to comment
Luck of the Irish Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 So horny you can't stand it, you say?! Forget those Canadian college weenies. Let me know if you need a real American man! Link to comment
InaneCathode Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 yeah - probably - but i'm a big girl...i can handle it. How old are you? Seriously, all you've told us is about how you go out and get completely smashed and hit on every guy you see. Link to comment
tylercdurden2004 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 How old are you? Seriously, all you've told us is about how you go out and get completely smashed and hit on every guy you see. Old enough to know. Link to comment
Derek Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I can't read between the lines for all the flirting going on... Link to comment
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