lizard

yeah - probably - but i'm a big girl...i can handle it.

i was getting too excited reading these posts so i had to skip most of them. i agree, you can be "innocent" or "dirty" when you talk in bed...and i have done both. mostly dirty though. either way - i LOVE to talk about it. i am getting better at it. i did it this weekend with my sweet little guy that i brought home. what was great, was that HE started it before we even got to "bed" by telling me what he wanted to do while we were still making out! (oh my god....it was so great!) i don't know if i should repeat it - i'm a wee bit shy... but it's up to you - i say the "F-me" thing alot because it turns me on...(and usually them too) i say things like, "F-me harder...ooh i love your big hard * * * *...it feels so good...give it to me...oh yeah" and on and on.. but not too much talking either...just at the right moments.. anyway good luck with that whole thing!!!

LOL! great answers. but there's no reason why guys can't use that on girls... i think it would work on me - but what do i know...i horny.

LOL! yes dear - attractive - isn't it?

sorry- i hope i haven't "freaked everyone out" or something! i wrote the post called "i'm so horny i can't stand it..."i am posting on here as though i was writing a journal: blatantly honest! but a journal can't respond... it also doesn't get offended either. i guess if anyone's offended by me they can look away! WARNING: THESE STUNTS HAVE BEEN PREFORMED BY EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONALS. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! so the second night of my weekend was COMPLETELY nuts. after the cute boy left my house yesterday morning, i couldn't fall back to sleep (so happy) - so i ended up going downtown to pick up my car from the bar - which turned into drinking a few beers in the park with my brother, and the girl i tried to bring home. (my new "special" friend) we were all slightly hungover and giggly - and there was an Elvis impersonating/ microbrewery festival going on in the park. even though it rained - we still stayed and had a few beer samples, because it was so fun to watch people - so anyway - i had to go, because i didn't want to drink and drive. which was the whole point of leaving my car in the first place...but anyway... ( i actually woke up in the morning, and went outside my house and said to myself: "DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?") so later, i went to my sister's place to get ready to go out...again! i am newly single - and so is she - and her friend is not single, but she is over 6 feet tall and dropdead gorgeous, and loves to flirt. so the three of us went out and acted crazy all night. i'm 33 - and we were in a bar where there are a lot of university students. i felt like i was surrounded by kids - and yet at least 5 guys told me they didn't believe my age - they thought i was 23!! YAHOO! then- at the end of the night - this guy came up to me and said "LIZ!" and i had no idea who he was. he said "you used to be my boss!" (i worked in a store 3 years ago - briefly - and i supervised some teenagers. they LOVED working with me - as opposed to the other supervisor - because we always laughed and played the music loud and had fun! he was SIXTEEN then!!!) long story short - he's beautiful - and he's JUST turned 19. (that's legal drinking age here in canada) i said "i secretly had a crush on you!" the next thing i know - we're in a corner KISSING! then - as if that's not crazy enough - something comes flying through the air - and hits him in the back. his EX GIRLFRIEND is there - and has been watching all this, and she threw her drink at him and stormed away!!! so he chases after her, and then later he is begging me to come back next week...oh my god... what a crazy night. they had cheap drinks - vodka and cranberry - and we had way too many. at the end of the night, my sister was lying on the grass outside the bar ... we all got into a cab - and then my sister made him stop so she could get out and barf!!! i can usually hold my liquor, so i was fine, - but she is young.. and i think she drank more. then i got out, and got into another cab on my own, so i could go to my place - and when i called her last night to make sure they got home - she said that they BOTH were alternately making the cab driver stop so they could throw up all the way home! he was very patient - and obliged every time, and laughed about it. i told her she was lucky! every time he stopped at a light or a stop sign they would jump out and throw up...and then get back in and say "o.k. we're fine." this morning when i called her we giggled so much that my sides hurt! not so much about the drinking part - but about how many funny things happened. i said i am going to make a comic book about our adventures - and all the bad dates my sister tells me about! and my own - apparently. i used to make an independent comic book - but that was a long time ago - and i want to start being artistic again. this is PERFECT material! very inspiring and humorous. you might all think i'm acting immature - and that might be true - but i can be serious and responsible too - which is what i have been doing for WAY too long - and i am having a great time letting off steam now that i am single again. my kids are always my number 1 priority...but my weekends alone are another story!!! YAY! GIRLPOWER! thanks. lizard

o.k. this may seem shallow - but this worked for me: when you bump into someone that you sort of know and have a crush on - that you haven't seen in awhile - say "hey give me your number and we'll hang out sometime." then jokingly assure them that you are NOT hitting on them. now i'm not encouraging anyone to be dishonest - because when i SAID this to my friend john - i really meant it. i wasn't thinking in the same frame of mind then. but i waited a few weeks to call him - and then when i did - i said: "hey - remember when i said i wasn't hitting on you? i changed my mind!" let's get together soon... he LOVED it! i caught him right in the middle of a boring workday, and then i said it'll be a couple of weeks before i am free...(which is also true) and so now there is the suspense factor - and i know he is "crazy" (in a good way) so it is going to be fun!! lizard

o.k. so hi- i thought i would just add to this post instead of starting a new one, so as not to confuse anyone. well - i'm pretty sure i met an angel last night. if not - then someone placed in the right place at the right time for my own particular delight! i can't explain it in words - just that it was LIGHT YEARS better than i was ever expecting or hoping from my first one-night-stand experience since my break-up. i REALLY NEEDED it and it REALLY WAS GOOD...in every single way you could imagine! he was sweet and adoring, and attentive and sensitive and easy to talk to. i thought i would have trouble bringing someone to my house and having to "entertain" them. we got here at about 3:30 in the morning - and we listened to music and talked until about 5. then he informed me that he had to WORK TODAY! but we still found time for some unbelievably great sex. then he woke up and left - almost on time! and wasn't hard to be around -he seemed interested in my place and the stuff i've painted - and wished he could stay longer to talk about art and things. he kept telling me how much of a great time he had... he left me his number and told me where he works ( hairstylist) and said he wants to do this again some time! i think he will be the perfect "casual encounter" friend - except i am having trouble believing he is human and that this really just happened! it's 9 in the morning and i've only had a couple hours of sleep - but my head is spinning from the great sex and the conversations we had. everything was all rolled into one. i didn't even TRY to pick him up - he just showed up at the end of the night, as we were walking down the street...out of nowhere. he said he knew my brother, and sat at a table with us, and i was (now you're going to think i'm making this up- but it's true) angling to bring home this girl who is a friend of my brother's. we have met a few times - and we always flirt. when she found out i was single - she said - "now i can REALLY hit on you!" so then at the end of the night - she didn't want to come with me until we got to know each other a bit more - and i said "that's great - let's be friends that have a little secret!" and we kissed a bit and hugged and snuggled - and i asked her if she cared if i brought home this little angel boy - and she was totally excited for me! so i have her number too! my life just keeps getting better and better. today i have plans with some other people - unless it rains...then i will have to stay home and be good i guess. lizard

been there - done that...it's always fun but never enough!

i've learned that i am bad at communicating. i know it is because i grew up in an abusive home. but - i no longer use that as an excuse to fail. i am getting better. i have issues with anger - and that is a big blocker in communication. but i also learned that anger always stems from another feeling: hurt, helplessness etc. so i try to get to the root of the feeling - before i react in an explosion. it's true that people respond better to you and are more likely to resolve the situation.

sorry to neglect you - I WOULD LOVE it!!!

thanks tylercurdensomething! there was a time when i actually believed we "thought" differently. it was my ex that set me straight - after my son was born - i mentioned something about not ever having to deal with a "boy" before - as i was so used to my daughter...and what was i going to do, etc.. and he said "boys are exactly the same as girls - we just have different parts." it made sense - but i had to be TOLD that. we think men have to be "strong" and "not CRY." women can't control things, or lift heavy objects!! bull * * * *. my sister is 7 years younger than me - and her friends and her are SO liberated it's incredible. they talk about having sex like they talk about buying shoes...i love the direction women are going these days. they seem so free. men don't need to be threatened by it - they should celebrate it. it also allows men to be more "sensitive" - and girls love that - don't we? this isn't the direction i intended to go with this conversation - but at least it has distracted me from what i was REALLY thinking about. UNTIL NOW....

you bet...my mom brought me up to believe that "men are scum." i now have a 13 year old daughter - and i refuse to carry on the tradition. you can't go around blaming the rest of the world for your mistakes. it's like saying "i got fired because my boss is a jerk..." it takes 2 people to make a relationship work- and 2 people to ruin it... (mostly...)

hey - where did that cute guy with the touque go? c'mon you're out there - i know it!! friscodj?