Gorax

Prank call him right back. Or retaliate with a better prank and put marbles in his car's gas tank.

*Gives a point to PocoDiablo* I have someone very similar to this guy on my MSN list. It seems like he likes to throw loud, frequent pity parties. Personally, I have no patience for that kind of crap. If you're willing to extend your hand toward him while he just looks at it and sinks deeper, feel free... But if it were up to me, I'd just walk away. Besides, what happens if you do get closer to him to try to help but end up getting fed up in the end? The closer you get to him, the more it will hurt him in the end.

Personality? ...Naaaaaaa.

You win, Sir! I'd stay away from her. She seems like a real nutcase and isn't worth the hassle.

Nope. Still, he'll be a good friend.

link removed, "pet names" = INSTANT WIN.

Play violent video games, or think of violent thoughts. If you love him, you won't want him in those thoughts =) Don't get carried away though! Wouldn't want to go on a killing spree the moment a co-worker pissed you off. BOOOOOOM, HEADSHOT!