Purple Monkey

Well, I have a few friends who turned into a-holes on purpose to get girls. A good friend of mine, who is friendly, and smart, decided that in order to get nice girls, he'd be a complete pig. You know what? it worked. I think his exact words were "I'd have trouble finding girls, but if you treat them badly and like s**t it's dead easy". He ended up being very successful with the ladies because of it. I just stood by, as I couldn't force myself to change, and watched several of my friends pick up some really attractive and nice girls. I figured I'd try the same thing, and it worked. I acted like a complete pig as a one-off experiment and it paid off big time. I'm sure there's nice girls out there, just as many as the lads, but where they are, I have no clue. I obsevred the majority of girls with my friends as highly selfish, and pretty stupid at the end of it all. Where am I going with this? I have no clue. I have no clue because I have no clue what the hell women want, and most of us blokes are kidding ourselves if we think we know what's going on in their heads.

That's horrible. You girls can sure pick'em........... Anyone who does that even when they are drunk aren't worth anything. In my experience, when you are drunk (even after just a few) - the real you comes out, albeit in a slurred manner. My friends all agree that if you become aggressive, arrogant or sexist after drinking, then that's who you REALLY are, sorry but it's true. A lot of your true personality comes out after a few drinks, because you lose the "social front" that stops it in everyday situations. Any time I've been WASTED, I've still treated people with respect, no matter who they are. There's no excuse, even if he was tired. You're too good for him.

It's all too easy to break the ice, for me it's been about timing. Man it's tough. I'd just avoid trying to talk to a girl that's surrounded by her friends altogether, that's just asking for trouble. Even if the girl is interested at all, her friends could influence her (maybe by one of them being jealous, or just plain nasty). Talk to girls who are alone I guess, because at least you'll be getting THEIR opinions and not have them influenced by peer pressure. It's hard considerring girls seem to travel EVERYWHERE together, and some seem to be joined at the hip. I always try and keep it so that if there's 2 of us (me and a friend) we only talk to/flirt with 2 other girls. I hate excluding people like that. If it's just me, I only bother talking to someone else who is alone. It feels less intimidating for both parties I guess. 2 on 1 situations for me have never felt comfortable, and many of my friends have also said this.

For me the firmness/pertness is more important than how big they are. Big breasts are only attractive if they are holding themselves up. Gimme a tight backside anyday though.

Also, I dunno about you guys, but the more you masturbate, the harder it gets to actually come. When I first started when I was like 13 or something, it was all too easy to come, because it was so new. Nowadays, I have to concentrate really hard, and keep at it for longer in order to come. Because of this, it seems to get better everytime. Like when I was 13 to about 16, it seemed pretty quick, and was just relieving. Now I'm 20, and because I'm so "good" at it, I can hold out for longer, even under intense masturbation (I sometimes surprise myself how long I can last), have multiple orgasms (I can pull this off regularly), and 9 times out of ten, when I do have an orgasm, it's mind blowing, lasting at least 10 seconds (which can be cut-off if I want to go multiple) So, I reckon it's a good thing, because you end up knowing exactly what you like, and what works for you the best. And the way I am now, if I leave it for a day, I can guarantee the next time I get some time to myself will be mind blowing too. It's also great because you learn to do it VERY QUIETLY. That'll come in useful "in practice" I assure you. Oh dear, with all this talk about wanking it seems that my wee wee has been stricken with rigour-mortis. Gimme 20 minutes.

Actually, having finished work today, I went out around town, wearring my work clothes (smart shirt, looked like I was going out somehwere etc) - and not only did I feel great, but I was getting some serious looks because I was standing out (in a good way - it felt great).

Eh? I'm from UK, and no-one I know has a circumcised penis. We kinda think it as being quite unnatural - which it is - I mean, since when are males supposed to cut the skin off their penises? That's horrible. I mean, it's pretty gross to even think that parents do that to their kids - just so that don't have to be hygenic when they are older? Hmmm - shower and wash everyday, or have a piece of my penis cut off? Oooh hard choice. Don't worry about it man, Europe is like the sex capital of the world, and we don't care about circumcised penises. I mean, that's like cutting off your ear lobe because it just exists. American guys who have it done need lube to wank and everything - that just shows you how wrong it is, in a way. I'm assuming it either stays really tender and highly sensitive - or it loses its sensitivity (which I guess is true) - which sucks either way. Shaving hair is one thing - but cutting off flesh you were born with is just freaky imo. It's natural - history got on fine without it.

Well, something must be going wrong, because I've been thinkin the same about girls for years now. I never understood why the bad boys and the morons could pull the most stunning (with nice personalities). I've been waiting for girls to grow up, to get out of this silly phase, but nothing so far has shown me otherwise. At least it seems as though girls have the same problem. If that's the case, where the heck are you? I'm standing right here!

You guys are inspiring. I haven't got a girlfriend either, am still a virgin at 20, although I've kissed girls before. I didn't know it was this common. It's so hard for boys especially to actually admit to being a virgin. I remember when I was back in high school, and all I cared about was sex. My friends were all doing it at the age of 14 and younger. Looking back on it, that's pretty disgusting. I was always good friends with the girls I fancied, but I felt like Peter Parker from Spider-Man, because the girls I liked ALWAYS dated the bad boys. These guys treated them like crap, and after a while, I gave up on them because a) There was no way I could be like that, and b) They deserved everything they got. It really annoyed me after a while. What made it worse was the fact that I wanted a NICE girl more than anything - and the only girls I was able to pull were the ones in nightclubs. Sure they looked nice, but even after a few hours of their company, they were nothing but a pretty face, I didn't know them, I can't even remember half of their names. Nightclubs are great for fooling around, but for picking up salt-of-the-earth girls, they are rubbish. It's weird, I could have probably NOT been a virgin as I type this, because man, were some of those girls easy, but the thing is, I didn't want to. Even when I was wasted, something stopped me from going any further. I can't go much further without finding a good girlfriend. Maybe it's because I have high standards, I dunno. I'd rather find one girl, and fall in love with her for the rest of my life, rather than sleep with a hundred in one night stands. In a way, i'm kinda glad I haven't done either yet. Trouble is, my relatives seem to have all found a girlfriend at an earlier age. Parents, cousins, aunts, uncles. When I say I still don't have a girlfriend, I feel awful. I think that's the hardest part. I feel like I'm getting pushed into getting a girlfriend "to keep up with the Jones's" as it were. I hate this. I hate being comparred to everyone else. I feel like saying to them "If I don't pick the right one to begin with - why bother?". I have a few friends that are still with their first girlfriend, and I want to be like them, I think it's awesome. I hate the idea of splitting up. Maybe I'm thinking too far ahead. I'd make an awesome boyfriend, I'd make a better boyfriend than most of the morons I used to know at high school. Oh well, at least it shows me I'm not doing too bad after all.