Capttrae Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I have decided that I’m just not relationship material. I have a severe addiction to quack and honk. It’s all I think about. All I want to do is chase them demons that quack and honk. They haunt my dreams at night, when I’m at work or seasons closed I’m watching it on YouTube, working on decoys, tuning calls. Now I’m going through withdrawals because I can’t get any more quack or honk chasing again until September. Guess I’ll have to get my fix by getting some gobble and spitting and drumming in April. Link to comment
Keyman Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Yes, but do you really want to have a relationship with a duck that goes beyond dinner? Link to comment
SherrySher Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Those guys are also quakers in the bedroom. They WILL keep you up all night but not how you hope. They will quack your ears off! Link to comment
maew Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Maybe there is a 12 step program that can help with that... Link to comment
Capttrae Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Maybe there is a 12 step program that can help with that... Thankfully I know the cure. More time in the pit chasing quack and honk. It’s the only known cure Link to comment
Capttrae Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Yes, but do you really want to have a relationship with a duck that goes beyond dinner? Yes they adorn the walls of my house. They hang from the ceilings and sit on the tables Link to comment
nutbrownhare Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Unless you found someone whose quacking and honking was comparable to yours, of course. There are many specialist dating websites these days, but I suggest you leave a mating call rather than a photograph. Link to comment
nutbrownhare Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Yes they adorn the walls of my house. They hang from the ceilings and sit on the tables Sounds like a positive harem to me. Link to comment
Capttrae Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Unless you found someone whose quacking and honking was comparable to yours, of course. There are many specialist dating websites these days, but I suggest you leave a mating call rather than a photograph. I hit’em with the hail call and they just can’t resist then hit’em with that rolling feed and they come in feet down. Them ol bar bellies I’ll give them a 2 note followed up by a 3 note yodel and they just lock up. Yesterday while waiting on Snows I was talking so sweet to the bar bellies they were walking around the decoys looking for me Link to comment
Capttrae Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Sounds like a positive harem to me. It is. A human female walks in my house. She comes in through the kitchen where she’s greeted by 3 Euro mounts, if she gets past that to the living room she sees 8 shoulder mounts 15 plaque mounts, countless racks laying on the coffee and end tables, 30+ ducks and geese, 1 each of Alligator, full body turkey, a bobcat, 2 fox squirlles, a pheasant, and some fish. Then if she goes to my bedroom there’s 5 more shoulder mounts in there Link to comment
nutbrownhare Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 It is. A human female walks in my house. She comes in through the kitchen where she’s greeted by 3 Euro mounts, if she gets past that to the living room she sees 8 shoulder mounts 15 plaque mounts, countless racks laying on the coffee and end tables, 30+ ducks and geese, 1 each of Alligator, full body turkey, a bobcat, 2 fox squirlles, a pheasant, and some fish. Then if she goes to my bedroom there’s 5 more shoulder mounts in there Might she fear she's about to join them, do you think? Just looking at all possible angles here... Link to comment
DancingFool Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 It is. A human female walks in my house. She comes in through the kitchen where she’s greeted by 3 Euro mounts, if she gets past that to the living room she sees 8 shoulder mounts 15 plaque mounts, countless racks laying on the coffee and end tables, 30+ ducks and geese, 1 each of Alligator, full body turkey, a bobcat, 2 fox squirlles, a pheasant, and some fish. Then if she goes to my bedroom there’s 5 more shoulder mounts in there You know....this made me hungry...... I mean if you are going to walk a female through that, there better be a 5 course dinner waiting at the end....😂 Link to comment
Capttrae Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 You know....this made me hungry...... I mean if you are going to walk a female through that, there better be a 5 course dinner waiting at the end....[emoji23] Well so long as she likes deer and duck I’m a heck of a cook Link to comment
DancingFool Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Well so long as she likes deer and duck I’m a heck of a cook Well that right there makes you perfect relationship material. Sorry. Expect duck (and deer) loving females to flock your way any second now. You might get mobbed. Link to comment
SherrySher Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I think you are more than enough for decent dating material. You just need to find the right mate. It's tough to find someone compatible but you've got many good qualities that would make you a good partner. Link to comment
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