n83 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 you know someone posted a link on here once of different vulvas, pictures to prove that everyone is different, but I looked at them and none of them looked anything like mine........and so I was like "what's wrong with me?" but reading this thred at least I am normal in my worry that things "down there" are weird..LOL HAHAHAHA any other insecure females out there want post and make me feel even BETTER?! can I just say, you folks are awesome. Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ok, I gave Trevor the official survey... He said he prefers junk au naturel over junk flavored with jolly ranchers. He said he would totally be into the puch pop thing and giggled like a little girl when I mentioned it... lol He also said that his favorite flavor of FRUIT FLAVORED JUNK FOOD ROLL UP © was the blue fruit punch one...lol... and that he would be happy to try it for me... ----------- I want the link to the vulvas too... I always wanted one of those cars...lol I am getting over the shock of the pm IansMommy sent me of a site of piercing photos... OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW..... I am trying to be more adventurous, so IF I live through my surgery... We are going to meet in New York in the fall, do you think I should surprise him with a piercing?? hee hee... I am so phobic... I want to vomit thinking of it, but on the other hand.... I want to know... AHHH!!! Link to comment
doyathink Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Hey V...if you want a piercing...THERE, have them do it to you while you are in surgery and sedated! *Joking aside* Seiousmusly Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I am so not going to ask my doctor to pierce my junk while he trys heroically to leave me without a colostomy bag... lol Umm. sir? Yes, Ms. Wilson? Is there anyway you could stop your life saving procedure for a moment and pierce my junk for me? Uh, what? My junk... you know.. my twinkie, my taco, my roast beef sandwhich with mayo on the side?? Just stick a hole in it and a piece of metal through that... Have you taken all of your medication today, Laura? Do you need more? No, no more meds, just a little luvin. I mean, is it too hard to pause for a minute while you are pulling my GUTS out among other things and punch one little bitty hole???? Hmm... Ms. Wilson? Maybe you should go somewhere else for a second opinon. Yeah... that is about how that would go...lol Link to comment
n83 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 N83 - I wouldnt take anything persoanlly. Each female is different and thats a good thing. If I was a guy Id get bored looking at the same "junk" everytime (think about male doctors ) Your "junk" is yours and yours alone, its a very speical thing because no one else has one shaped like yours. I repeat: My junk is awesome. My junk is awesome. My junk is awesome. V- I forgot to ask this like, 5 pages back, but who the hell is trevor?! Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Trevor = Eto (his name here) my significant other... see thread "We met on Enotalone.com" in off topic... but ignore the last couple pages, we all went insane there...lol Link to comment
n83 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 oh.. ok thanks for the clarification on that one Link to comment
doyathink Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ok, Let - me -spell- it - out! He must do it after all the ripping and tearing of your innards! Right before you wake up! Haha, like a doc would do that anyway!!!! Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 My mother had her ears pierced during a knee operation. LOL. She was joking with a nurse about going through the knee torture and then going to the mall to get some more. The nurse said if someone would bring the piercing studs, they would do it for her in recovery before she woke up... lol so it is funny you said that. Does anyone know where I can buy blue fruit roll ups??? Lol... I am going to start a stockpile... Link to comment
n83 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Hmmm.. maybe you can get fruit roll ups at a porn shop Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Haha... your sister was a junk-food addict... lol Ok... so how does a clit piercing make oral better?? Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 OMG OMG OMG I so have no junk image issues after just looking at all of those pics that IansMommy send me... I do feel slightly nauseous... ewww... and I thought my stuff was unpretty... There are women that look like Mr. Snuffaluffagous down there, and they made theirs all pretty with jewelry. I am nothing compared to the exhibitionists that took pictures of their junk and posted it for the world to see.. My junk may not be perfect, but if what I saw is somewhat the norm, I have nothing to be worried about... and LORD HAVE MERCY but those piercings looked painful... I don't know I have the guts to do that...lol Link to comment
Ians Mommy Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 OMG OMG OMG I so have no junk image issues after just looking at all of those pics that IansMommy send me... and LORD HAVE MERCY but those piercings looked painful... I don't know I have the guts to do that...lol I'm serious. It's not that painful. I swear it only feels like your getting pinched. I'd do it again in a second. Ok... so how does a clit piercing make oral better?? I've never had oral so I have no idea. I was wondering that myself, maybe its the possition of the ring....like where you have it. Ive been searching through some images and you can actually have alot of piercings down there O.O Lotsa Love Rain Gate Mine is place right above so when you have sex, the jewelry rubs gently on the actual clit. Yea, I was worried about the pain that one would cause, but I was reading in on some of them and one female had the area numbed by the piercer. She said she kept pinching the spot to make sure it was numb since she was afraid it would hurt. Lotsa Love Rain Gate I'm positive that if you kept pinching the spot, it would be more painful. The pinching being the painful part I mean. Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Didn't think about that one... Hrmmm... I guess I need to know a time frame it takes to heal But seriously... I was the girl that couldn't get her ear cartiledge to heal AT ALL.... EVER. I can't imagine my thingy healing...lol If I ain't deformed now... i will be after.... Link to comment
Ians Mommy Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Oh yea, I dont doubt that for a second. How long did you have to wait before you could have sex again? Lotsa Love Rain Gate I was supposed to wait 4 weeks before having any kind of sexual contact but within a week, I was having sex again lol. No problems at all. It healed completely within a week. Didn't think about that one... Hrmmm... I guess I need to know a time frame it takes to heal But seriously... I was the girl that couldn't get her ear cartiledge to heal AT ALL.... EVER. I can't imagine my thingy healing...lol If I ain't deformed now... i will be after.... It took me no longer than a week to completely heal. They said it can take anywhere from a few days to 6 weeks to completely heal. Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Seriously, if I had the guts, I would post a picture of my junk, so someone else could tell me their opinion of it before I got into this whole mess... LOL I wonder if the mods would let that fly on the "Post your Picture" thread... hee hee Link to comment
n83 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Maybe I should take a picture of mine and talk to it, sing to it, just get used to it overall. My junk can be my new best friend!! Link to comment
Ians Mommy Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Do you think that would affect the healing of THIS piercing? Do you have your ears pierced? How long did it take them to completely heal? I don't think it would be anything like your ears. It's a COMPLETELY different type of skin down there lol. Yeah I have my ears pierced but none of them are normal earrings. 4 are 10 gauges, 2 are 8 gauges, and 1 is a 4. The 4 that are 10 gauge are my ear lobes and the bigger gages are cartilage. Yeah, I'm an idiot that only gauged my cartilage. Usually, you only gauge earlobes but I wanted to be different. All of my piercings I've done myself except for my junk piercing. I did have my belly button but took it out when I started showing and I had 2 surface hip piercings but took them out very soon after I got pregnant because any growth of your stomach could cause them to rip out very easily. Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ok.... IF I got my junk pierced, and this is a big IF... What kind of piercing do you get? You said there were alot of different ones...Why are they different? Do they make different aspects of sex better? Link to comment
Ians Mommy Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Ok.... IF I got my junk pierced, and this is a big IF... What kind of piercing do you get? You said there were alot of different ones...Why are they different? Do they make different aspects of sex better? Sorry, I just got back home. I'd say the best one is the one I have. It's the least painful to get, cheapest, and quickest to heal. It's called the "Vertical Clitoral Hood Piercing". They say to use belly button rings because of the slight curve it has once it's healed and you can change it but I use a tongue ring. It's longer and isn't curved. It works for me Sex is 100% better since I got it. It's worth the money even if you don't have sex at all. If you cross your legs a certain way, you can have an orgasm. Walk up steps, you can have an orgasm. Walk, you can have an orgasm. I've actually had one from sneezing. Every time I would sneeze, I'd lean forward a little bit and has one. Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Ok... screw it. Orgasms from walking up stairs?? Sign me up! Link to comment
Ians Mommy Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Ok... screw it. Orgasms from walking up stairs?? Sign me up! Yeah.. It was definitely the best 65 dollars I've ever spent. Link to comment
Ians Mommy Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Lol! vandgsmom I read somewhere that when you go in you can talk to the person who is going to pierce you, they will want to see your junk, but they will be able to tell you which piercing is the best for your "junk" type. LOL! But in the end its up to you, they just suggest some things. Lotsa Love Rain Gate Yeah, they will tell you what one is best for YOU. Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Well, I just was laughing about Trevor going to visit his gay friend and we got to talking about piercings...(or I led the convo there...lol) and when I mentioned clit piercings he immediatley said "Oh, I just find those a total turn off" Oops! He said they look trashy and remind him of skanky porn stars.... That he dosen't like mixing the beautiful aesthetics of the body with the artificial.... So I guess that lets me off the hook? hee hee I am such a chicken... So YES to the FRUIT FLAVORED JUNK FOOD ROLL UPS ©, and NO to the junk piercing... I STILL would like to know what someone else thinks my junk looks like... I am beginnging to be obsessive about it... Grrrrr.... I am going to post my junk on a website... one of those RATE ME things...lol Link to comment
Ians Mommy Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Well, I just was laughing about Trevor going to visit his gay friend and we got to talking about piercings...(or I led the convo there...lol) and when I mentioned clit piercings he immediatley said "Oh, I just find those a total turn off" Oops! He said they look trashy and remind him of skanky porn stars.... That he dosen't like mixing the beautiful aesthetics of the body with the artificial.... So I guess that lets me off the hook? hee hee I am such a chicken... So YES to the FRUIT FLAVORED JUNK FOOD ROLL UPS ©, and NO to the junk piercing... I STILL would like to know what someone else thinks my junk looks like... I am beginnging to be obsessive about it... Grrrrr.... I am going to post my junk on a website... one of those RATE ME things...lol haha stupid guys. My fiance LOVES mine. Every guy is different and sometimes that sucks haha. Link to comment
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