(Women) Receiving oral sex ..?

[Ians Mommy]

How would I politely ask a partner to glide a pushpop around there for a while?? (ponder...)

 

Run to the bathroom right before and tell him you have to pee... but go at it with the push pop?

 

 

[n83]

Run to the bathroom right before and tell him you have to pee... but go at it with the push pop?

 

HAHAHAHAHA who knows, I might get desperate enough to try it

[Ians Mommy]

HAHAHAHAHA who knows, I might get desperate enough to try it

 

Sounds like a good idea to me lol.

 

Maybe I have to try that one out. Except I'd definitely wait until I have the baby to do anything with pushpop lol. I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if I got an infection and something happened to my baby because of that lmfao.

[vandgsmom]

Just use the "I have toys for us to play with tonight" scheme, then pull out the licorace wand, the push pop, the twirly sucker on a stick, the sugar daddy, and a snickers bar (for mid snack nourishment), some silk scarves and tell him (or her)...

 

"You get to tie me up, torture me with these, and then eat the proceeds...

any questions? After you are done, if you want to leave me tied up and do anything else... that is up to you...."

[n83]

aybe I have to try that one out. Except I'd definitely wait until I have the baby to do anything with pushpop lol. I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if I got an infection and something happened to my baby because of that lmfao.

 

Yeah.. you might want to hold off on the push pop thing til after the pregnancy.. another reason guys are lucky: they don't have to wait til their pregnancy ends to use a push pop

[Ians Mommy]

Yeah.. you might want to hold off on the push pop thing til after the pregnancy.. another reason guys are lucky: they don't have to wait til their pregnancy ends to use a push pop

 

I'm definitely waiting. and then trying it lol.

 

I'm pretty much sure that if I'm not going to be insecure about giving birth with him right there, then I think I'll be able to do oral. But with a pushpop

 

I'm beat and I don't feel like waiting for him to get home to go to bed.. Keep updating this thread and I'll have something to laugh my butt off at in the morning when I get up

[n83]

hahaha I would just say, "what are you talking about?! that's how I *always* taste!!"

[candy604]

what is a push pop?

[n83]

I'm pretty much sure that if I'm not going to be insecure about giving birth with him right there, then I think I'll be able to do oral. But with a pushpop

 

Take it from me girl.. when you're in the throes of it, that'll be the LAST thing on your mind. Even *I*, the queen of NetherRegional Insecurity, was OK with giving birth in a roomful of doctors, family members, and my son's dad.

[Ians Mommy]

what is a push pop?

 

One question. How old are you?

 

Push Pops are only the BEST candy ever when you're a little kid.

 

 

or a big kid now

[n83]

I beg to differ, Ian's mommy... candy necklaces are quite awesome as well!! (except I can't really see how they could be put to more "adult" uses...)

[vandgsmom]

I know right! I did 7 hours of just pusing my son out with my grandma who won't let you sleep in her house without your bra on staring at my overstreatched junk without batting an eyelash...lol

[n83]

Lol, if you tell him thats how you always taste you always be screwing a green apple push up! How are you going to hide that lol?

 

Maybe I'll have to purchase stock in a candy company...

[vandgsmom]

I am still working on how candy necklaces can make oral better....

 

maybe used as a garter??

 

Take a bite and then work your way up??

 

As a sort of after junk-food mint??

[doyathink]

you guys are hilarious! I thought I had read the entire thread and then I would see another 5 pages added. I think I'm at the end now...whew...so were into grape or peach now?

[n83]

I am still working on how candy necklaces can make oral better....

 

maybe used as a garter??

 

Take a bite and then work your way up??

 

As a sort of after junk-food mint??

 

That's brilliant!!! An after-junk snack

[vandgsmom]

OH OH OH OH!!!!

 

I just had a thought!!!

 

 

FRUIT ROLL UPS!!!

 

Unroll it.... lay it accross the specified area, and have him suck and lick until it is dissolved, making sure to cover the hole (intentional misspelling) area...lol

 

Natural fruit, thin enough to heat up and dissolve in his mouth not in your * * * *, and mmm mmm good.

[vandgsmom]

Dinner mints make everything smell better...

 

but I am partial to the pink ones..

 

If you have a tiny clit, you could use Life Savers... hee hee

[vandgsmom]

I don't understand why I can say clit but not twhat (minus the h)

[n83]

HAHAHAHAHA

just say it.

you'll feel better.

 

 

Damn, you all got me hungry.. I want a snack now.

[vandgsmom]

Come on over and we'll share some junk food...lol

[vandgsmom]

Okay... now it is

 

FRUIT FLAVORED JUNK ROLL UPS ©....

 

you all have to pay me a nickle every time you use this trick from now on....lol

[vandgsmom]

Well, it is a dime if it works...

 

(side note-- i know someone who went with a hooker in amsterdam, and her price list for all the things she did did not include the ending.. if you finished, it cost more...)

[vandgsmom]

I mean, isn't a eye-bulging orgasm worth a dime to you?

[vandgsmom]

Oh, man... if you could only see my knees right now...

 

I think I am going to need a skin graft...lol

 

Maybe we could make like a dildo like they make jawbreakers..

 

overlapping layers of flavor that wear away in time...

 

Okay: Note to Self: Ask Trevor tomorrow what his favorite candy flavor is...

 

Oh, wait, I know it already... but how do you work sour patch kids into the mix? I can probably do the sour on my own... maybe just sprinkle some sugar on the area as a garnish??