NJRon Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah... mine was always "Once you go caucasian... you'll really like it cause they're swell" Link to comment
Entomon Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 You used that line on a woman? And are they? Swell, I mean. Yeah... mine was always "Once you go caucasian... you'll really like it cause they're swell" Link to comment
NJRon Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 They can... under the right circumstances. Link to comment
Entomon Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 That's nice. At least you know it's still in working order. They can... under the right circumstances. Link to comment
bluegal79 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 My ex told me he blamed me for everything bad that had ever happened in his life, even things that occurred before I met him.... Link to comment
joeG Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 lmao, oh man. this thread has me rolling. Sun Kissed's reminded me of one. Not about me, but my 52 yr old mother, who mind you, didn't have sex before marriage, has never used drugs, doesnt cuss, just a very sweet sweet women. She works for a well known drug company, went to a company party. And a "famous" newsbroadcaster in this area, was there. Came up to her, (This guy is like 65), says "Wow, you're beautiful, I'd love to take you out, I know you have a golden (ryhmes with wussy). I have never laughed so hard in my life. Link to comment
skyjuice Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Hi "You can't have me. My parents won't allow." "They has the password. Please email MSN" My ex asked me to email a MSN account that is not available anymore. Link to comment
Spawn Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 She - " no, you are not studyin anymore, you have 2 more exams to go how are you going to cope, we can't meet more than 3 times a week, don't act like a normal boyfriend, 2 times is enough" Me - " wait a minute, how you know i am not studyin, i have been studyin my pants off for the last one month and what does it have to do with the frequency of our dates..." She - " what do you mean, thats it, its over between us" and me " what the heck"](*,) one month later results out - i top exams... Link to comment
river dog Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Man, these cheered me up. Here's my ex recently: Her: "We need to go real slow, I have been hurt before" Me: "OK" Her (in a text the next day): "My life, how are you today?" Her (in a text the day after): "You are my sky, my life." Her (in texts for weeks after): "My love, I miss you so much, when can we meet?" and so on.... Her in a last text: "I have very special feelings for you." Me (in person): "I think I am falling in love with you." Her (as she dumped me): "No. I said I wanted to go slow." Her excuses were priceless. Her: "It's too hot" Her: "My car has broken down" Me: "I have a car" Her: "My brother has stolen my car" Her: "I am at my Aunt's for the weekend" Me: "I can come to your Aunt's" Her: "You don't know where it is" She is Spanish, so maybe I missed something in translation God, I love that girl p.s. I nearly forgot another gem Her ( 3rd text): "Where are you?" Me: "Sorry, there was no mobile phone signal." Her: "You don't want me anymore?" Link to comment
NJRon Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Oh man, River... those were some gems Link to comment
river dog Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 You think she was a tad insecure? Link to comment
Spawn Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Her ( 3rd text): "Where are you?" Me: "Sorry, there was no mobile phone signal." Her: "You don't want me anymore?" naaah i think she works on some other frequency.... well i think she took it ok for no signal....i got dumped lol for chargin my phone without puttin it on. Link to comment
Silentlyfor Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 "I love you so much." .......... Link to comment
Spawn Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 another one : I felt insecure so i like talkin to you over phone. Link to comment
Aurian Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Someone is hacking my chat program! Even though its a really old computer using outdated programs, it can't be random hackers! You must be doing it to me! Tell me why? WHY ARE YOU HACKING ME YOU PIECE OF {removed by mod}? *verbal shaking for several hours* Okay, then it must be your mom! She hates me! I'll kill her! *rants for another hour* (next day) Someone is hacking my chat program. Why the hell are you getting so tense? OMG YOU ARE DOING IT! How dare you lie to me! Link to comment
tylercdurden2004 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Someone is hacking my chat program! Even though its a really old computer using outdated programs, it can't be random hackers! You must be doing it to me! Tell me why? WHY ARE YOU HACKING ME YOU PIECE OF {removed by mod}? *verbal shaking for several hours* Okay, then it must be your mom! She hates me! I'll kill her! *rants for another hour* (next day) Someone is hacking my chat program. Why the hell are you getting so tense? OMG YOU ARE DOING IT! How dare you lie to me! Holy SHIP!!!!! Link to comment
river dog Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 "I love you." Yeah, made sense to them at the time I am sure. Link to comment
Snow Patrol Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 "I may be making a big mistake but I have to try this." (breaking up with me to help her decide if we're meant to be together as this was the only way she thought she would know. That was 3 weeks ago.) Link to comment
Spawn Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Someone is hacking my chat program! Even though its a really old computer using outdated programs, it can't be random hackers! You must be doing it to me! Tell me why? WHY ARE YOU HACKING ME YOU PIECE OF {removed by mod}? *verbal shaking for several hours* Okay, then it must be your mom! She hates me! I'll kill her! *rants for another hour* (next day) Someone is hacking my chat program. Why the hell are you getting so tense? OMG YOU ARE DOING IT! How dare you lie to me! hehe....never knew hackin could be so fun lol...why didn't you do that on the contrary...kiddin. Link to comment
paulapalooza Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I was in Whistler and wanted to buy this hooded sweatshirt that had a picture of these cute little bikes on it. My ex, being the biking guru that he is, said to me, "You can't buy that. You don't even own a bike". Like that freakin' matters. Link to comment
bulletproof Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 He told me that I could not possibly buy snowblades instead of skis. Apparently, that was too embarrassing for HIM. He also told me (while crying and essentially breaking up with me), "I'll never find someone like you!". Meanwhile, I sat there and thought, "Clearly, you don't WANT someone like me!" He also suggested his getting an apartment near mine instead of moving in with me. I could just picture telling my friends: Yeah, we're ready to take that next big step- same neighborhood! Link to comment
GottaLetItBurn Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 This girl chose to go back to her ex who only wanted her back because she was getting involved with me. It destroyed my heart. Then after ignoring her she texts me almost a year later: "blah blah blah...You know I used to like you..blah blah" I couldn't believe that. Like...Uhhhh no really, did you not lead me on. Link to comment
Aurian Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 hehe....never knew hackin could be so fun lol...why didn't you do that on the contrary...kiddin. I have no idea where to begin. However.... it does make me wonder what the heck was on that computer.... Link to comment
TroubledTwenties Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Dumbest thing huh...there are so many.... Ok, here it is... I have you and all these other girls on the side on a string pulling you at my whim, being very careful with each of you so I won't lose any of you, I know I can just move on to the next one if I get upset with one, but you're my favorite, that's why you're my girlfriend. How stupid is that?!?...We broke up that night! Link to comment
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