Fleshlight (male sex toy) review -- from someone who has had real sex

[KG]

Thanks for Thermo-Elastic Polymers these days Huh? Thats it I'm making my own being the mad scientist inventor. It's going to be heated with internal water coils and linear actuated or motorized. Then I may add some sort of suction apparatus.

What the heck, it beats the hell out of catching diseases.

 

Hate to break it to you, it's already on the market.

[Pressfit]

Hate to break it to you, it's already on the market.

 

Haaa, yes I know about link removed. But nothing like what I'll do. I have a fully equipped Machine Shop at my disposal including injection molding machines. "we have the skill, we have the technology"

[DaBladeRoden]

Ok to you ladies saying its creepy males finally have a sex toy when you have 100's...

 

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look at that purple one , womens sex toys look creepy, like alien space devices, so a vagina looking device for men is creepy?! look at some of your bloody toys! lol

 

this one has a face on it!

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[Jpo]

JPO, I think you did a good thing posting this thread. I am sure there are lots of people (mostly guys I would imagine) who are curious about them. Too bad you have to endure the criticism of some of the people reading this thread. I am very surprised by the ladies, that they think a fleshlight is any stranger than toys for women. It really is the same thing. I think it's a shame if any guy reads this and thinks all women would be judgemental about this or other personal things.

 

Haha, thanks. I really don't care about the criticism, most of the people in this thread I have been posting with for a long time and I know they still love me.

[oldenoughtoknow]

I think there's an interesting and stereotypical double standard floating through this thread. A woman using a vibrator...hot. A guy using a fleshlight...creepy.

 

It reminds me of that scene in one of the Austin Powers movies with the penis pump, "Oh what? How did that get in there? It isn't mine, baby!" 8-[

[dangletsbang]

My boyfriend had one that he used before we got together and it was so gross looking..it was floppy and just..ugh. I don't think a guy is creepy for wanting to use one to get their rocks off but they're just 'blehh' to me..they make sense though..just like women's sex toys.

[MakestheBest]

The anal and mouth attachments!!! Sorry, my anatomy preferences are inverted. A vagina for me, exit only!!!

lmao! One of my friends...1 and only time with a woman ( got her pregnant by the way-and never looked back) when I asked him how he did it..."What about the girl cooties J??" He said "Girl in the dark, its just a hole." dunno about that, but lolz!

 

Thanks for Thermo-Elastic Polymers these days Huh? Thats it I'm making my own being the mad scientist inventor. It's going to be heated with internal water coils and linear actuated or motorized. Then I may add some sort of suction apparatus.

What the heck, it beats the hell out of catching diseases.

 

Please don't burn anything important off.

[tiredofvampires]

You know I think all sex toys have a bit of creep factor. A nonattached body part acting as if it were. A glorified tampon, but made to look like what it clearly isn't. A disembodied purple penis with a "mini penis" bunny rabbit appendage sticking out on the shaft, like some vestigial limb, is REALLY weird looking to me. I'm not Loreena Bobbitt. Loreena Bobbitt Rabbit. (Why do I want a bunny wabbit frenetically rattling my poon? That's not creepy, that's bordering sicko. lol)

 

So nothing would phase me about a fleshlight moreso than this.

 

But I'll tell you what I think would be THE most uber creepy thing ever: to have a fleshlight with a built in moaning voice, that responded to thrusts such that the harder you pounded it, the louder and faster the moaning (and dirty talk) would go. Can you imagine a fleshlight screaming, "Ohhhh--ohhhh baby, make me cum!"

 

 

 

THAT, my friends, is CREEPY.

 

Wait. Did I just ruin my chances for a patent here?

[Taikero]

Question, TOV - Why would you not just have porn going already with the use of the fleshlight so you could have the audio/visual aid with the toy?

 

I understand if you're out in the woods or something, but who brings a fleshlight camping?...I mean, I'm sure it happens, but come on.

[greywolf]

Maybe they could attach it to a blow-up doll... =/

[Cognitive_Canine]

Reminds me of this:

 

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That...is a disembodied mouth complete with mustache. This thing haunts my dreams.

[tiredofvampires]

Question, TOV - Why would you not just have porn going already with the use of the fleshlight so you could have the audio/visual aid with the toy?

 

I understand if you're out in the woods or something, but who brings a fleshlight camping?...I mean, I'm sure it happens, but come on.

 

Maybe they could attach it to a blow-up doll... =/

 

This is probably the reason I shouldn't be seeking a patent.

 

(though an all-in-one unit seems quite handy....since you never do know when you'll be stuck without digital connectivity...)

[tiredofvampires]

Reminds me of this:

 

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That...is a disembodied mouth complete with mustache. This thing haunts my dreams.

 

 

 

Lord have mercy! It has TEETH! On its palette! What could that possibly be used for?!

 

Thanks, now Ima be having nightmares, too, haha.

[Taikero]

(though an all-in-one unit seems quite handy....since you never do know when you'll be stuck without digital connectivity...)

 

I know we're talking about sex toys here, but I'm going to go ahead and toss out the wild idea that for most guys (and many gals I imagine) if they're without digital connectivity they'd be fine with their imagination and a free hand.

[greywolf]

Do you not get that we're joking?

[Taikero]

Do you not get that we're joking?

 

Why so serious? (I am too!)

[teabee]

The idea doesn't creep me out. When it comes to any toys though I'd always be wary of getting too used to it. I don't use my vibrators that much because I want to remain sensitive enough down there to still find human fingers pleasurable. I don't want to be dependent on battery-operated vibrations! Same thing with fleshlights--I bet a guy could become dependent on them for masturbation.

[In the Dark]

Never quite understood the reason for a flesh light, but I suppose there needs to be a line of sex toys for men as well.

 

I think it's one of those socially unacceptable things which humans get brain washed into thinking as wrong and gross when it's not really....

 

A double standard.

 

A man who owns one of these will probably be looked at as a sex addict or has real troubles getting laid.

 

A woman with a vibrator will most probably looked upon is something hot and regardless of getting laid, will own one.

 

Just like it's way more acceptable to have females bumping and grinding against themselves or showing signs of affection in public than two men.

[Dragunov-21]

While we're on (off) the subject, what I did find creepy, while watching a documentary on "real dolls", was a guy who bought one, took pics of him doing it with it in bondage scenarios, then photoshopped his third-ex-wife's head onto the pics.

 

A rubber vagina on a stick has nothing on that.

[Shallow]

While we're on (off) the subject, what I did find creepy, while watching a documentary on "real dolls", was a guy who bought one, took pics of him doing it with it in bondage scenarios, then photoshopped his third-ex-wife's head onto the pics.

Wow, that's a grudge.

 

I remember seeing a documentary on them years ago too, and this bloke's girlfriend was amazingly receptive to him having one, even participating in his acts with it. Goes to show it takes all kinds, as I think 99% of women out there would find it creepy.

[MarmiteCrumpet]

Not all women are quick to judge. There are some of us who find this stuff a turn on. I"m a perv and most people on here know that I'm a perv, so the fact that I love to screw fleshlights with my fingers while standing in the middle of the porn shop isnt surprising. In fact, I love to watch a man masterbate. Now, I dont just sit there and gawk, I am an active participant in many different ways. After saying that, I'd love to watch a man use a fleshlight. I'd find it a turn on. In fact I'd want him to switch back and forth from the toy to my vagina, the toy, my vagina....and on and on. Oh what a fun game. Musical vaginas.

 

Were we separated at birth?

[MarmiteCrumpet]

Wow, that's a grudge.

 

I remember seeing a documentary on them years ago too, and this bloke's girlfriend was amazingly receptive to him having one, even participating in his acts with it. Goes to show it takes all kinds, as I think 99% of women out there would find it creepy.

 

Was that "Guys and Dolls"? There was a chap who would take his "girlfriend" out in the car with him. He would leave her in the passenger seat whilst he did a spot of micro-lighting (or whatever it is called).

[hexaemeron]

A doll would be creepy. A fleshlight is not.

[Billy Ray]

I knew some Soldiers in Iraq that brough pocket * * * * * * * , i bet they would have loved to have one of these.

[MarmiteCrumpet]

I knew some Soldiers in Iraq that brough pocket * * * * * * * , i bet they would have loved to have one of these.

 

Now that is hot! I'd pay good money to watch fit soldiers in that activity *swoons*