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Well, you are supposed to soak it in hot water for 5-10 minutes.

 

God, even those things need foreplay.

 

This has been an eye-opening thread for me. Up until now I associated fleshlights with Balding Ponytail Guy or Emaciated XTuber With Piss-Play Videos Favorited. As it turns out, hot guys use them too. Go figure.

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God, even those things need foreplay.

 

This has been an eye-opening thread for me. Up until now I associated fleshlights with Balding Ponytail Guy or Emaciated XTuber With Piss-Play Videos Favorited. As it turns out, hot guys use them too. Go figure.

 

*shrug*... I'm actually not that big on much foreplay. Just enough in the right places. Same as a man would want I'd wager.

 

Admittedly though... I probably do cost more money long term. Genuinely worth it though. And my list of functions is much longer.

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I don't know how I feel about a guy owning and using a fleshlight. Kind of glad my boyfriend didn't do that before I met him though. Can't really explain why. Perhaps it's because 'practicing' for sex seems really...weird to me?

 

Hmmm... I don't know where I get this from, but I have a sneaking suspicion that full disclosure may not have been an option. i.e. would you really expect him to tell you the full truth, considering how you come accross as very judgemental?

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this thread is hilarious.

 

Fleshlights are a little weird, but its just a masturbation tool, just like a dildo. So whatev. It's just funny to have a vagina in your hand.

Just don't get a blow up doll...it's when you start kissing it and calling it pet names that I can no longer cosign to the madness. It would be easier for me to deal with if we discussed it and he bought it WHILE we were together than if I found it.

 

I need one for my work traveling. Hate to have that be searched at security though.

 

So...i gotta ask hexamaron a question...it looks like a VAGINA hex, how does that does that play into the fantasy?

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I think they're pretty cool. My ex and I used to prowl around the local porn shop and I loved playing with the fleshlights! I like the way they feel, so I'm standing there screwing the hell out of fleshlight with my fingers. lol

 

And I'll be honest, I wish I had a penis just so that I can feel the difference between the fleshlight and the real thing!

 

BTW...I didnt know that you soak in water to heat them up. That's awesome!!!!

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I wish I had a penis just so that I can feel the difference between the fleshlight and the real thing!

 

oKAY??...there are a million things I wish I had a penis for a day for! 1) are threats...you just can't tell someone to suck your * * * ...it just doesnt have the same oomph!

 

and 2) peeing standing up....so many things to do with a penis. Oh the possibilities

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oKAY??...there are a million things I wish I had a penis for a day for! 1) are threats...you just can't tell someone to suck your * * * ...it just doesnt have the same oomph!

 

and 2) peeing standing up....so many things to do with a penis. Oh the possibilities

 

I find it slightly more hilarious in case 1, and of course women can pee standing up!

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Ok to you ladies saying its creepy males finally have a sex toy when you have 100's...

 

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look at that purple one , womens sex toys look creepy, like alien space devices, so a vagina looking device for men is creepy?! look at some of your bloody toys! lol

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this thread is hilarious.

 

So...i gotta ask hexamaron a question...it looks like a VAGINA hex, how does that does that play into the fantasy?

 

The anal and mouth attachments!!! Sorry, my anatomy preferences are inverted. A vagina for me, exit only!!!

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uhh, I'm pretty sure most guys would buy it for pleasure not practice.

 

Thanks for the "confirmation" Jpo lol. but is it any better at simulating sex? what I mean is, to me, using my hands to move a tube up and down is not going to be any more real than if I didn't have it.

 

(Man posting that felt weird!)

 

It sounds like it's good at simulating the feeling and pleasure, but it won't help simulate how you should interact with a REAL, LIVE, BREATHING female in bed. For example, the doll won't care what you do to it and won't care if you're a good or bad lover or whether you're out to please her. It will simulate pleasure on your side, but not hers, so you will still have to learn the intricacies of actually pleasing a real woman (knowing where to touch her, reading her signals, communicating well in bed) and not just of pleasing yourself. Which is very important in any sexual relationship...

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Hmmm... I don't know where I get this from, but I have a sneaking suspicion that full disclosure may not have been an option. i.e. would you really expect him to tell you the full truth, considering how you come accross as very judgemental?

 

Haha. I haven't been called judgmental in a long time.

 

I think I'm far from judgmental. The toys just creep me out. The thread has opened to my eyes now that cutie pie, jpo, has dabbled in them. But, it's just a weird looking deal. Some dildos creep me out too.

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Ok to you ladies saying its creepy males finally have a sex toy when you have 100's...

 

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look at that purple one , womens sex toys look creepy, like alien space devices, so a vagina looking device for men is creepy?! look at some of your bloody toys! lol

 

I just think it's creepy because I don't know of any guy who's used one (besides Jpo), and plus, when you see a guy using one in porn, he's usually gross-looking. =/

 

Having said that, if I knew of someone in real life that used one, I'd think nothing of it.

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JPO, I think you did a good thing posting this thread. I am sure there are lots of people (mostly guys I would imagine) who are curious about them. Too bad you have to endure the criticism of some of the people reading this thread. I am very surprised by the ladies, that they think a fleshlight is any stranger than toys for women. It really is the same thing. I think it's a shame if any guy reads this and thinks all women would be judgemental about this or other personal things.

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JPO, I think you did a good thing posting this thread. I am sure there are lots of people (mostly guys I would imagine) who are curious about them. Too bad you have to endure the criticism of some of the people reading this thread. I am very surprised by the ladies, that they think a fleshlight is any stranger than toys for women. It really is the same thing. I think it's a shame if any guy reads this and thinks all women would be judgemental about this or other personal things.

 

Not all women are quick to judge. There are some of us who find this stuff a turn on. I"m a perv and most people on here know that I'm a perv, so the fact that I love to screw fleshlights with my fingers while standing in the middle of the porn shop isnt surprising. In fact, I love to watch a man masterbate. Now, I dont just sit there and gawk, I am an active participant in many different ways. After saying that, I'd love to watch a man use a fleshlight. I'd find it a turn on. In fact I'd want him to switch back and forth from the toy to my vagina, the toy, my vagina....and on and on. Oh what a fun game. Musical vaginas.

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Thanks for Thermo-Elastic Polymers these days Huh? Thats it I'm making my own being the mad scientist inventor. It's going to be heated with internal water coils and linear actuated or motorized. Then I may add some sort of suction apparatus.

What the heck, it beats the hell out of catching diseases.

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