ljoy74 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 So every time I tell this story the reactions I get are hysterical. For those of you who read this, I hope you have a good laugh but I only ask one favor in return. If you read my story, post about your worst kiss situation. Make the rest of us smile! Here it goes... My first real boyfriend and I went to the movies all the time. I was 13 so it was still a my dad dropped me off and picked me up sort of situation but I felt so mature nonetheless. We went to private school together so there wasn't any "sneaking" a kiss in the hallway or any thing like that. So I believe this was the second movie we had ever seen together and he slowly puts his arm around me behind my neck and leans closer to me. I'm all excited to kiss him (he was only the 2nd person I'd ever really kissed) as his face gets closer to mine. We start to kiss and it feels a lot more uncomfortable than I remembered kissing to be. I feel something scratch the my gums and a funny taste starts to fill my mouth. I pulled away from him and smiled, trying to be as unalarmed as possible. Trying to be as unsuspicious as possible, touch my gum and look down at my finger to see blood on it. I quietly excuse myself to the bathroom to check out the damage. Sure enough, he had somehow miraculously managed to cut my gum open with his braces! To this day he has no idea and that's how it hopefully will remain. Obviously, he just needed a little practice! Link to comment
amure Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 lmao haha, i have bracers... i dont know how he pulled that off :S although back then maybe... all of my kisses but one girl where pretty bad imo... not really any stories though lol Link to comment
pinkelephant Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 wow that is scary. my very first kiss, i was so ready for it. we had the whole big romance, then he went in to kiss.... his lips are huge compared to mine. he just kept on kissing me and i just stood there because it felt so bad and overwhelming. i have to emphasize, his lips are HUGE compared to mine. needless to say, it was horrible and he slobbered ALL over my face. it was gross. the entire time, i kept on thinking.. so THIS is what i've been WAITING for? THIS is what everyone is so excited about?! Hah. it was a very very long kiss. I didn't have the heart to push him off. *shudders*. Link to comment
bijoux27 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 This guy I was dating had REALLY big lips. I think he had my entire chin in his mouth. Creepy. Link to comment
Crush85 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 wow that is scary. my very first kiss, i was so ready for it. we had the whole big romance, then he went in to kiss.... his lips are huge compared to mine. he just kept on kissing me and i just stood there because it felt so bad and overwhelming. i have to emphasize, his lips are HUGE compared to mine. needless to say, it was horrible and he slobbered ALL over my face. it was gross. the entire time, i kept on thinking.. so THIS is what i've been WAITING for? THIS is what everyone is so excited about?! Hah. it was a very very long kiss. I didn't have the heart to push him off. *shudders*. haha, that was hilarious Link to comment
ljoy74 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 Uck. I would not want to have my chin sucked/slobbered on. VERY not sexy. Link to comment
bijoux27 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Uck. I would not want to have my chin sucked/slobbered on. VERY not sexy. Lol I guess it was a preview to possible future bad "kissing", he kept trying to pursue giving oral. Ewwie. With that kind of bad kissing, heck no. Link to comment
ljoy74 Posted July 20, 2008 Author Share Posted July 20, 2008 LOL. I was sure that sounded like a desire for oral. I was just to scared to say it. Oral from that guy would be a nightmare. Link to comment
metrogirl Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 This guy once bit down on my tongue.......Jimney cricket......I thought I was kissing Hannibal Lecter. Link to comment
ljoy74 Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Bit down on your tongue?! My last boyfriend sucked on my tongue once but it felt sort of cool I've got to admit. Link to comment
pinkelephant Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Bit down on your tongue?! My last boyfriend sucked on my tongue once but it felt sort of cool I've got to admit. haha! i've been known to do that before. gotten complaints that it hurts. HRMPH! Link to comment
ljoy74 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Share Posted July 28, 2008 It was a funny playful thing but when I did it to him he got extra frisky extra fast. Ick, I hate the word frisky. It's like the cat food... Link to comment
ghost69 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 one girl i used to kiss acted like she was eating my lips. another would kiss me constantly all over. arms, shoulders, chest. nonstop. kind of freakd me out. the worst breath though.....uhhh.. this one girl. she was so hot too. but i swear she ate doodoo sandwhiches all day or something. i had to brush my teeth 4 times a day and mouthwash constantly after. Link to comment
mattysfun Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 first real kiss. he ran up to me as i went to drive away from a restaurant we were at. i opened the door to my car and he pierced his lips and slammed his face into mine. he was so proud of himself. and i never said anything bad about it. i thought him how to kiss after that. only took a few hours lol (and yes i was driving. first kiss at 17. im picky. o well) Link to comment
333 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 It was a funny playful thing but when I did it to him he got extra frisky extra fast. Ick, I hate the word frisky. It's like the cat food... ahhhahahahaha i have always thought the same thing about that word. meow meow meow meow... but yeah, this is a little gross.. i was kissing my boyfriend and it was getting a little "frisky", (no cat food involved) and we kept varying positions. at some point he managed to pin me down in what he later described as the "super-sexy-movie-style-pinned-down-kiss way", and it definitely lived up to it's name.... until he got a nosebleed. at first i was like... oh, no way! then it was more like... oh, wait, ewww and then finally he noticed and then it was completely hysterical and we shared quite a few laughs, but needless to say he was completely embarrassed. Link to comment
ljoy74 Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 The dude was bleeding on your face! GROSS! I feel so bad for him. Link to comment
Penny_Lane Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I never really had bad kisses, just average ones and really great ones. Although one of my pet peeves when it comes to kissing is when people don't open their mouth enough and act as if it's paralyzed or something, like they won't get into the kiss. They're lame. Link to comment
Penny_Lane Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 another would kiss me constantly all over. arms, shoulders, chest. nonstop. kind of freakd me out. LOOOL! Thats kinda weird... Link to comment
MyNinja Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 The worst i experienced involved bad breath and pursed, dry, cracked lips....uggh it was disgusting! His breath smelled as if he just woke up and didnt brush his teeth for days...I couldnt help but pull away...lol and he stood there cheesin' at me...o_0 Link to comment
Cassie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 cheesin' at you, hah! The worst time ever was this guy I was crushing on for months. He took me out at least three times before he finally leaned in for that first dreamy smooch i was sooo anticipating. He kissed like a soggy wet fish! I never did go back for seconds. barf. Link to comment
theartofruin Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 A couple times I've felt like the girl's scared to use her tongue. Yeah, at first nice and slow, savour the moment and all that. But in a sexual kiss I want to feel some passion, some lust! Link to comment
Edak Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 ...his lips are HUGE compared to mine. This guy I was dating had REALLY big lips. I think he had my entire chin in his mouth. Creepy. I've always thought I had bigger lips, but I looked at it as a good thing.. Are mine too big? image removed Link to comment
ljoy74 Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 LOL. No your lips are not to big! Link to comment
george237 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 hahaha. I actually had a girl bite so hard on my lip she took a piece off. My hand was on her face so my natural reaction to such an immense pain was to push her head away. Well I pushed a little too hard and her head hit the wall we were standing next to. We both had a good laugh but I never called that one again. Link to comment
bijoux27 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I've always thought I had bigger lips, but I looked at it as a good thing.. Are mine too big? image removed No yours are small to medium sized. They are fine. Big ones would be like...fat like Tupac's and wide like Snoop Dogg's... Link to comment
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