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The ENA 1st annual Canadian Dumpee's Festivus Partay!!!


holden

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The Festivus Partay is GLOBAL now, not just for Canucks!!!!

 

 

1 night only! everyone is invited! details to follow....

 

but thus far:

 

Our night will begin at a local Swiss Chalet...where we all joyfully chat, and curse about our exes while enjoying our 1/4 chicken holiday dinners with Toberlone bars for dessert...

 

next for shizzles and giggles we (guys & girls) will head to a local "Hooters" where we will stay for just a pint...while goofing on the waitress's who are the phoniest broads in town...we will laugh as a guy uglier than the elephant man walks in, and the Hooter Girls approach him and say "Hey cutey, what can i get for you, teehehehe"

 

We will then proceed to the back alley of hooters, here we will start a small bomb fire...and each of us will throw photos and mementos from our ex's into the dancing flames...before the cops arrive, the person who drank the most, will douse the fire with urine, before we all scurry to the next stop of our road trip....

 

Next we will stop off at Tim Horton's, for a quick caffeine rush...its early evening, but we will still demand breakfest sandwhiches...after our demands are ignored, we will settle for coffee and timbits...we will all sit in the lobby enjoying our brews....and then start a timbit war...chaos will ensue as timbits will fly throughout the store...we will randomly pick off customers entering the front doors and aim for Tim Hortons staff, who will cowardly duck for cover beneath the counter........

 

Our next stop on the list.......(to be continued)

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