Sorry, but I had to laugh out loud when I read this list. I also would like to know what YOU can offer such an accomplished woman? Why should she want to be w/ you? Could you live up to HER list? -I don't think genetic research is advanced enough to make your model wife yet. -Wouldn't life be perfect if all the attributes we wished for could be present in our life partner? (Perhaps attributes we ourselves lack.) -Such strangling control only produces stress leading to strokes & heart attacks. -Do you also expect your child to adhere to such stringent standards? Children have minds of their own & to enforce such 'Stepfordesque' control would surely stunt their growth as individual thinkers, cause repressed feelings & could be considered a form of child abuse. -I suggest you spend some time in the real world & lighten up or else only have your list to keep you company. Oh, BTW here's my list: My perfect man would have to be a virgin yet be great in bed, have a handsome face & fine physique, hate all sports, have an impressive, high-paying job from which he could never be laid-off or surplused yet still spend quality time w/ the kids, be a gourmet cook, be extremely nurturing esp. when I'm sick, love my family as much as I do & be willing to help them whenever they really needed it as I'm sure they would for us if a crisis arose, be imaginative, creative & love art, be romantic minded remembering every anniversary, birthday & holiday w/ gifts & flowers, watch all the same tv shows I like, go to all the events I want to attend, go shopping (no whining) & of course never correct me even if I'm wrong.