Delusional Kisses Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 So, I have a friend that drunk texted me early last week. We have had sexual discussions for months, etc, but only made out once. Nevertheless, this isn't really the point of my post. The text said something along the lines of wanting to have sex with my armpits, feet or even the backs of my knees...or whatever my "thing" was. Funny, because I don't believe any of those things are "my thing", but it just made me wonder....is this something that people are into? He happens to be a VERY free spirit sexually and has alot of different thoughts about the matter. Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wow, I've never tried any of these lol. I have noticed though sometimes if it's dark my bf may accidentally have his "man parts" in the nook near my inner thighs ... till he either realises it after a while or I tell him he's humping my thigh lol. Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh! I know some guys love KISSING/LICKING the back of womens knees and near their arm pits. Maybe this is what he meant? Link to comment
Delusional Kisses Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 No. He didn't mean kissing and licking...he was very specific about what he wanted to do.....after he explained that he'd like to pee in my hair???? Link to comment
laisla Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 i see nothing wrong with it, i think it's kinda hot (on the back of the knees...armpits are a little weird) Link to comment
jengh Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 No. He didn't mean kissing and licking...he was very specific about what he wanted to do.....after he explained that he'd like to pee in my hair???? good god. I wouldn't like any of that! Link to comment
Kantriakhor Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 He is kinkier than a 3 year-old slinky. Link to comment
dreamwarrior Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 lol...PEE in your armpits and back of knees?????? hahaha...that is a good one! Link to comment
dreamwarrior Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wow, I've never tried any of these lol. I have noticed though sometimes if it's dark my bf may accidentally have his "man parts" in the nook near my inner thighs ... till he either realises it after a while or I tell him he's humping my thigh lol. lol...that's to funny..hehehe! Link to comment
doyathink Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 ewww to all of that. you have a freak on your hands. thats for sure. Link to comment
berrypatch Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 It's nice to be adventuresome in the sack, but I wouldn't want pee in my sheets! Link to comment
servedcold Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Is this guy's name "Beavis" by chance? Link to comment
PJPaul Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 LMAO! this thread is awesome 5 stars! Link to comment
kaoticbaby Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 err....you've done nothing but makeout...yet he tells you he wants to pee in your hair... am i the only one who finds this extremely, um, awkward? Link to comment
jengh Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 err....you've done nothing but makeout...yet he tells you he wants to pee in your hair... am i the only one who finds this extremely, um, awkward? I just snorted so hard when I read this Link to comment
ProtestTheHero Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 err....you've done nothing but makeout...yet he tells you he wants to pee in your hair... am i the only one who finds this extremely, um, awkward? Hell nah, it's all about escalation. It's impossible to be friend-zoned when you're peeing in someone's hair. This is all legit stuff. Link to comment
kaoticbaby Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hell nah, it's all about escalation. It's impossible to be friend-zoned when you're peeing in someone's hair. This is all legit stuff. hm yeah, if someone peed in my hair they would most definitely not be my friend.... Link to comment
ProtestTheHero Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 hm yeah, if someone peed in my hair they would most definitely not be my friend.... Truth. Nothing screams "bad boy" like awkward urination IMO. Keeps the "mystery" vibe going as well. Link to comment
DaBladeRoden Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I always wait a month or so before I bring up the pee in the hair talk. Link to comment
Kantriakhor Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I always wait a month or so before I bring up the pee in the hair talk. Words to live by: If a month's gone by, let the urine fly. If the month's not passed, change the topic fast. Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 You guys are too funny. LMAO. Seems like all this guy wants to do to you is freaky stuff? Peeing in my hair? I already hate having to wash it twice a week. Imagine having to wash it right after sex too?! Link to comment
Moz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Armpits and knees, thats a new one on me, you should tell him you are only into him smearing the backs of your knees with peanut butter and having him lick it off. If he agrees to that, run for the hills! Link to comment
JeckyllNHyde Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Armpits and knees, thats a new one on me, you should tell him you are only into him smearing the backs of your knees with peanut butter and having him lick it off. If he agrees to that, run for the hills! FUnnily enough that's not as bad as having someone want to have SEX with your back knees and piss in your hair (to me). Link to comment
Moz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 FUnnily enough that's not as bad as having someone want to have SEX with your back knees and piss in your hair (to me). Hmmmmmmmmm, only, as they say, in America. Though us Brits are pretty strange to Link to comment
mr_iwi Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I'm sure he's just saving these crazy things just to make you freak out. I like making people feel awkward purely for my own amusement. In fact, at work later today I'm going to tell some of my colleagues that I'll pee in their hair. Link to comment
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