i can't go down on women

[puff.tm.dragon]

.....because it taste like pee. I remember the first time I tried it tasted so bad that i gagged and that was like 2-3 years ago and I've hesitated to do it since. I fear it. It taste like pee. I want to do it but I want to throw up when i think about it.

 

Anyone else think it taste bad?

 

...maybe it's just the girls.........they need to eat more healthy food, odor free food?

[HellFrost666]

Man... this is the third thread I have seen from you in just a few minutes where you trash yourself. You either want some attention or you have some serious problems with self esteem.

 

Get some flavored motion lotion.

[puff.tm.dragon]

Oh man you don't like me either.

[HellFrost666]

I didn't say that. I just gave my opinion based on your actions. I made no claim about my personal like or dislike for you. Truth is I don't know you well enough to decide.

[doyathink]

Hey puff...

Some men dont like it....dont do it if you dont want to. The girl you were with must not of had a shower before you did it...or has bad hygiene...

[Day_Walker]

.....because it taste like pee. I remember the first time I tried it tasted so bad that i gagged and that was like 2-3 years ago and I've hesitated to do it since. I fear it. It taste like pee. I want to do it but I want to throw up when i think about it.

 

Anyone else think it taste bad?

 

...maybe it's just the girls.........they need to eat more healthy food, odor free food?

 

Now unless the girl just tastes bad, I would suggest trying this trick. Brush your teeth before you go down on a girl and you wont taste anything but the toothpaste.

[doyathink]

hahhaaa...great idea Day...but nothing tastes good right after you brush your teeth....

Have you ever drank OJ after you just brushed....

[EvaGina]

Just do it stright after a shower.

You think almost every woman here hasnt been traumatised by a less-than-clean penis or a shot in the face when she wasnt expecting it? (sorry if thats tmo)

 

I know the pee thing can be disgusting, but just have a shower with her first

[zerohalo]

Now unless the girl just tastes bad, I would suggest trying this trick. Brush your teeth before you go down on a girl and you wont taste anything but the toothpaste.

 

That is a GREAT idea! I wonder if it feels any different for the woman though, I mean toothpaste kinda makes your mouth feel cool. Sweet, I learned sumthin!

[Cardinal]

Now unless the girl just tastes bad, I would suggest trying this trick. Brush your teeth before you go down on a girl and you wont taste anything but the toothpaste.

 

Incidentally, this works for kissing too. Some women don't like it when you tell them they have bad breath and need to brush their teeth.

[BornToResist]

Hey guys...advice from a girl...

 

Try Altoids. Pop a couple in your mouth and head on downstairs. This makes for an AMAZING cool-tingly sensation and fully intensifies things.

 

There's no way you'd be able to taste anything other than the breathmints.

 

You might want to start off realllly slow and make sure it's not too intense of a sensation for the girl though. Or heaven forbid she have some sort of allergy.

 

But I give this advice from personal experience.

[Deviant_Kate]

The pee taste was *probably* because the girl hadn't washed recently enough. I promise not all women taste like that, and if you're still scared, go ahead and try the minty fresh suggestions of other posters - sounds like some decent advice.

[candy604]

tell the girl to take a shower before you go down on her or use some listerine

[Cadence308]

I think the altoids suggestion was good. What about flavored lotions? I think it would be too hard to have a girl shower every time you wanted to perform oral sex on her. You just need something to change the flavor a bit.

 

I'm sure girls have been equally traumatized by a dirty penis, etc. It's not disgusting...everyone goes pee and it has to come out somewhere!

[heartbaby14]

I would recommend trying flavored lotion that is specifically intended for "down there". If you go with the mints idea, just make sure that they're sugar-free or you could give your girl a yeast infection (yuck). If you look you can find some sort of pleasure cream or lube that's sugar-free, tastes good and as an added bonus makes the girl all tingly. I can personally attest to its efficacy, and with the tingly help you'll be spending less time on the job...