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Deviant_Kate

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  1. How about when Miranda's baby vibrator seat thing dies while Samantha is babysitting, so she puts the "neck massager" in the baby seat?
  2. As much as it sucks for kids to go through a divorce, it sucks just as bad (or worse) to live with parents who are miserable. My parents have been married for 26 years and they've been unhappy together for as long as I can remember. ALL of their five children are MESSED UP from growing up in that environment. I have a near-crippling anxiety disorder courtesy of my parents, my older brother is a recovering cocaine addict with 2 kids he never sees, my sister just had a baby with the guy she was sleeping with while her boyfriend was in jail for drugs, my little brother is insecure and angry all the time and thinks it's fun to shake kittens like tambourines, and my little sister just had her first pregnancy scare at FIFTEEN!! I'm the only one over 18 that went to college, that doesn't smoke, that has MOVED OUT and NOT come back, and that doesn't have unplanned children. We could be a case study in favor of divorce. Divorce is, by far, not the worst thing that could happen to your kids. I don't know what it was that made me the most emotional, intelligent person in my family, but I also happen to be the only gay one, and the only happy one. I've been open about my sexuality to myself and my family and friends since I was 18, and it's 30 days until my 3 year anniversary with the girl of my dreams. So...90% of the happiness I'm blessed with is because I'm living the life that feels right for me, and I don't let my family or society dictate who I get romantically involved with. The other 10% comes from my good grades
  3. I was 19, and I was the one who got cheated on. And I had WAY better grammar than the teens who so frequently post here about their crazy sex lives...
  4. I got a cold AND had a business conference to go to last weekend, and the stress made me 3 days late. Don't freak out just yet. You're probably fine, and you should just put it out of your mind until midterms are over. The day after I got home from my conference and had some time to mellow out, I got my period.
  5. "Wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?" That one is courtesy of my disgusting friend D.J.
  6. I kind of know what you mean. I feel like the emotional bond and the closeness I have with my girlfriend is more intense than any relationship I could ever have with a man. It only makes sense that the emotions run just as deep during a break up. And as women, I think it's more difficult for us to cut contact after a relationship dissolves. So you never give the wound a chance to heal - you just rub salt in it all the time by talking to or seeing your ex. If you can't get over her, the best thing to do in my opinion would be to sever all ties. I know that's not possible in some situations (you work together, you share children, or you have all the same friends, same hang outs, etc...), especially after sharing your lives for 7 years, but it's worth trying if you're able to. It was so much easier for me to get over my ex once we stopped trying to be "friends."
  7. I love that one. Well...the gayer version of it, anyway.
  8. The "safest time" is when you're using condoms. And preferably some form of hormonal birth control.
  9. Your sex life is your business. There's nothing wrong about not telling your mom right away. You don't have to be the one to initiate that conversation - just don't lie if she asks you, and don't dodge the issue if it just happens to come up in casual conversation. There's nothing dishonest about keeping your personal life personal.
  10. I cant help but agree...my brother has Asperger's syndrome, and I can't imagine how out of control he would be if he was drinking. He's already somewhat loud and completely oblivious to social rules...I could see him making some serious mistakes. If you're anything like my brother, alcohol might be something best left untouched.
  11. When I was 18, the idea of being with a woman sexually seriously grossed me out. My friend had a crush on me, and I told her I didn't think I could ever be with a woman, but I found myself attracted to her. I thought "well, I'm not bisexual, 'cause it's not like I'm typically attracted to women - just this ONE girl." Sounding familiar? Fast forward five years and several girl and boy crushes later, and I'm a self-declared bisexual with a strong preference for women, and very happy with it. So I wouldn't rule anything out just yet if I was you. And 100% straight is obviously not a good description of you if you have sexual feelings for this girl. Maybe you're 95% straight.
  12. "But I'm a Cheerleader" is a gay-themed romantic comedy. I can't say it's necessarily going to have a profound emotional effect on you, but I think it's hilarious.
  13. The key word being ADULTS, which they AREN'T.
  14. the "excitement stage" is one of the four stages of the Masters and Johnson's four-phase model of sexual response. It doesn't mean you're NOT excited through the entire act - it's just describing the first part. The stages are as follows: Excitement -uterus elevates -vaginal lubrication appears -clitoris engorges with blood -labia minora and majora swell Plateau -uterus elevates further -upper part of vagina expands -vaginal wall forms orgasmic platform -color of labia deepens -clitoris withdraws under clitoral hood Orgasm -contractions in uterus -rhythmic contractions in vagina -rectal sphincter contracts Resolution -uterus lowers -orgasmic platform disappears -vagina returns to normal -clitoris returns to unaroused position (Human Sexuality: Diversity in Contemporary America , 5th Ed., Strong et. al. 2005. pp. 99, Figure 3.9: Masters and Jonson Stages of Female Sexual Response.)
  15. If I only dedicated one day a year to romance, I'd expect my girlfriend to dump me. Valentine's day is a corporate tool and it's probably broken up relationships because someone failed to celebrate appropriately. It's a load of crap, and it's borderline cruel. Of course I don't get upset at every holiday. What a ridiculous question.
  16. I feel like my girlfriend and I are the only people in the world who don't do Valentine's Day. All the prepackaged, heart-shaped gifts and red and pink everything just annoy the crap out of me, and it really irks me that there's this one day per year that I'm REQUIRED to show my love through candy and flowers. Suddenly, how much you love someone is measured by how much you spend on them or how all out you go on this specific day of the year, and you're a jerk if you don't get the perfect gift, and you're just expected to do something special because it's the middle of February. How much sense does that make?!?! I'm offended by the implication that I need a holiday to remind me to love my girlfriend. I celebrate my love EVERY DAY by expressing it through little things, like hugs and kisses, doing the dishes, taking her out to dinner just because. I make a HUGE deal out of her birthday, because I'm SO GLAD she was born! We celebrate our anniversary, because we're SO GLAD we had the good sense to start dating each other. But I don't see what St. Valentine has to do with our relationship... Is there ANYBODY who's with me on this one?
  17. I've had a few tears well up after particularly intense orgasms two or three times, but actual crying, no. It's the same kind of teary-eyes I get if my girlfriend does something incredibly sweet. Happy tears.
  18. I wouldn't worry. I think just about anybody would prefer the real thing to a toy. I'm not sure if most women have toys, but most women I know do, or wish they did. I've actually given a vibrator as a Christmas gift, and I received one for my birthday this year. That brings the tally to 5, although we've never used one of them. I might eventually have to retire the toy drawer in favor of a toy chest.
  19. Thanks! I'm glad you and FoxLocke agree.
  20. Keep a blanket in your trunk! Abandoned houses can be pretty gross inside - the floors especially. I've seen them with moth balls all over the floor, and leftover messes from drug addicts. Be careful!
  21. I'm not terribly surprised. In this day and age, most people have had sex with their spouse before the wedding, so there's no psychotic rush to have sex for the first time, and I imagine a wedding takes a lot out of you, energy wise. If I had a long exhausting day, I would rather spoon than fork...
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