greywolf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 of course, women typically dont want to have sex with dirty male strippers. we dont take chances like men do. (read about the stripper inserting the beer bottles in her vagina and handing them out to the guys.... my first thought--What if she has chlamydia??--but men dont think about that much) plus most of male strippers are gay arent they? lol Are they? OMG I knew he was gay! Link to comment
EQD Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 i never knew that about you cat dancer! Link to comment
Doc Blaze Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Wow. I went to a bachelorette party once that had a male stripper. It was pretty tame. my friend is male stripper and he says the woman go crazy Link to comment
greywolf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I've also been to male strip clubs and it's NOTHING like going to a female club. Females are more into touching their "patrons" and having a stripper come to you often leads to more. When I was 18 I went to several gigs with a stripper friend. We made MAD money doing "things" with each other and to the guys that they requested. We walked out of one gig with a little over $6000.00 to split. IT was CRAZY. dammit, I knew was getting into the wrong profession. lol Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 i never knew that about you cat dancer! Yep...back in my wild and crazy youth!! Let's just say that I was quite the "experimenter". We had a great time, though. For us it was fun. My friend only worked private parties and she told me what to expect before. I decided "what the hell" and went. We did have alot of fun and made alot of money. I only went with her a couple of times. After only a couple of times, it kind of got boring, doing the same stuff and then trying to fake how great it felt! lol Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 dammit, I knew was getting into the wrong profession. lol Not too late to change. "Hi...I'm Wolfie and I'll be your stripper tonight!" lol Link to comment
EQD Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 post wedding conversation: wife *looking at funds* Honey, where did 2 grand go we were saving for our vacation/honeymoon? husband *squints and coughs uncomfortably* well uh..uhh... i spent alot on um booze for the guys for bachelors remember? yeah. wife *evil squinty eyes* husband: *protecting his family nuggets slowly eeks out of the room* *breathes sigh of relief as he remembers how that one hot blonde stripper ***** the ***** with the brunette one while ****ing her ****** on the couch in the living room.* Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 of course, women typically dont want to have sex with dirty male strippers. we dont take chances like men do. (read about the stripper inserting the beer bottles in her vagina and handing them out to the guys.... my first thought--What if she has chlamydia??--but men dont think about that much) plus most of male strippers are gay arent they? lol The beer bottle-thing...I"ve done it for my bf. But he's already "been there and done that" so no worries. But drinking the fluids of a stripper. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 post wedding conversation: wife: *looking at funds* Honey, where did 2 grand go we were saving for our vacation/honeymoon? husband: *squints and coughs uncomfortably* well uh..uhh... i spent alot on um booze for the guys for bachelors remember? yeah. wife: *evil squinty eyes* husband: *protecting his family nuggets slowly eeks out of the room* *breathes sigh of relief as he remembers how that one hot blonde stripper ***** the ***** with the brunette one while ****ing her ****** on the couch in the living room.* OMG...lol!! Link to comment
greywolf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The beer bottle-thing...I"ve done it for my bf. But he's already "been there and done that" so no worries. But drinking the fluids of a stripper. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Isn't putting a bottle up there dangerous? I've heard of stories of it getting stuck up there. Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Isn't putting a bottle up there dangerous? I've heard of stories of it getting stuck up there. lol...not the whole thing!! Only the neck of the bottle!! Link to comment
EQD Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 a girl did it once at a party. she was so drunk.... so drunk. she said "oh my god i dont want to have little beer-babies! take it out take it out!" *hand to forhead* cant believe they let them do that to her.... what odd parties i went to.. Link to comment
greywolf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 lol...not the whole thing!! Only the neck of the bottle!! I know, but I've heard that it can create a vacuum so that you can't pull it out. Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 a girl did it once at a party. she was so drunk.... so drunk. she said "oh my god i dont want to have little beer-babies! take it out take it out!" *hand to forhead* cant believe they let them do that to her.... what odd parties i went to.. LOL...what I do is more like "flavoring" the bottle for my bf, not shoving the whole thing in! Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I know, but I've heard that it can create a vacuum so that you can't pull it out. Yes it can. But if only the neck is inserted you can slide a finger up beside the neck to stop the vacuum and pull it out. I cant believe I'm posting my secrets!! EEK!! Link to comment
EQD Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 the point here is... a private stripper is basically(or easily turns into) a peer pressure * * * * * for hire. no offense to catdancer.. i'd personally have severe reservations, and at least have one close male friend or family who is trusted to also attend if they *had* to have a private party. never thought i'd take this stance, but ENA has enlightened and changed me. Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 the point here is... a private stripper is basically(or easily turns into) a peer pressure * * * * * for hire. no offense to catdancer.. i'd personally have severe reservations, and at least have one close male friend or family who is trusted to also attend if they *had* to have a private party. never thought i'd take this stance, but ENA has enlightened and changed me. Yep it can turn pretty raunchy. That's why I'd rather they go to a strip club rather than "entertain" one at home/hotel. Link to comment
greywolf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Yes it can. But if only the neck is inserted you can slide a finger up beside the neck to stop the vacuum and pull it out. I cant believe I'm posting my secrets!! EEK!! oh, i see. how interesting... Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 oh, i see. how interesting... Wolfie....I'm laughing my butt off at you. I have this mental picture of you sitting there with this confused and slightly embarassed look on your face!! Link to comment
greywolf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Wolfie....I'm laughing my butt off at you. I have this mental picture of you sitting there with this confused and slightly embarassed look on your face!! lol. I just love gaining new knowledge... especially when it's about something fun. Link to comment
Catdancer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 lol. I just love gaining new knowledge... especially when it's about something fun. Oh, I know what you mean. Knowing how to release the vacuum on the beer bottle stuck in your vagina is defeinately FUN!!! lol Link to comment
Binoo Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This may be true for many women. I often feel the same way. But deep down, I think the real issue for a lot of us is knowing that we deserve men who are completely satisfied and perfectly turned on by us, who don't need to celebrate their last nights of bachelorhood, who don't feel like as soon as they're married, they'll be trapped like rats in cages. Why should we have anything less? I know some men don't see it as comparison but personally, if I were in love enough to marry someone, I would be disgusted by the thought of having some strange male stripper grinding on me and I would not allow such goings on at my own party. Actually, that still grosses me out and I'm single... Link to comment
NatNat Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 ok....you all are getting way off topic. My question was am I being too cool or should I not let him do it? Link to comment
Applewhite Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 greywolf shall translate: My friend, you are being too cool. People change and what if he gets wasted and regularly starts doing stuff like that? Anything can happen. What will you do then? You'll have a poor marriage after all those problems. Don't forget temptation is always there. that's what i think she said anyway... lol That was awesome! Link to comment
NatNat Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 ok....you all are getting way off topic. My question was am I being too cool or should I not let him do it? Link to comment
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