waveseer Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 eeew that bought some graphic images lol. i might get one 2mo and test it out, no one here is gonan own up to having one otherwise. i have no shame lol I try to remember that we are born without shame. It is taught to us to help us get along in the culture we live in. Any shame I feel beyond what is necessary to satisfy the norms of society exists solely for the purpose of self-torture. Link to comment
Syntax1985 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Do you know what i hate? and im actually really pissed off now lol ( grrr), you girls come on here and start blah blah'ing about your dildos and your nipple tassels etc., and everyone takes it seriously and offers advise and recommendations etc, but a guy comes on here asking about toys and oooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooo it has to turn into a big bag of funnys.... i hate you all lol Link to comment
GoldenHillGuy Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 If someone would like to order one and have it shipped to my house, I'll gladly give a full review on the aforementioned product. Link to comment
GoldenHillGuy Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Oh, and I want the vagina one, not the coin slot. Link to comment
laisla Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Ah, the elusive fourth orifice. It looks like a coin slot. it looks like a piggy bank Link to comment
Supa_gurl Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Maybe it is supposed to be the "Virgin" slot. Ewwww "Please deposit here" Link to comment
AngryHeart Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Maybe it is supposed to be the "Virgin" slot. Ewwww "Please deposit here" LMAO. OMG....that is a weird looking vagina! Great thread. Nobody will admit to having used one. Link to comment
Syntax1985 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 couldnt you just get a flash light, screw off the top, take out the battery's and stretch a condom over it? would need to be a 12 cell in my case of course Link to comment
Syntax1985 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 does it get wet in the end... Link to comment
AngryHeart Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 would need to be a 12 cell in my case of course Hahahaha. Really? Link to comment
Syntax1985 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Hahahaha. Really? i wish lol. Link to comment
laisla Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 in the end... hahah i guess a guy would need lube, though, or it could hurt him. Link to comment
Syntax1985 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 to be honest there much worse then a fleshlite ..... link removed Link to comment
AngryHeart Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 i wish lol. I bet... I'm gonna say something pretty crude now. But this thread is just asking for it. I wanna put my finger in it, to see if it feels real........... *whistles* la la la Link to comment
Dragunov-21 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 i wish lol. I think your gf would be thankful... Seriously, I had a friend who was considering buying one for the lulz, but then he chickened out... Also... I think I know what the "fourth orifice is" has no-one seen the shock-pics of a dude with a plastic dude up his dude? Small vibrator *inside* a severely distended and damaged (funnily) penis... I couldn't sleep for a week... Link to comment
Dragunov-21 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 to be honest there much worse then a fleshlite ..... link removed NO! I saw a doco on those, and this old guy had one made like his third ex wife, hung it up on pulleys, had sex with it while taking photos and photoshopped his ex's head onto the pics! He was 65 freaking years old, too! Link to comment
waveseer Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I think I know what the "fourth orifice is" has no-one seen the shock-pics of a dude with a plastic dude up his dude? Small vibrator *inside* a severely distended and damaged (funnily) penis... I couldn't sleep for a week... I thought of that but was too afraid to say. Link to comment
laisla Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I think I know what the "fourth orifice is" has no-one seen the shock-pics of a dude with a plastic dude up his dude? Small vibrator *inside* a severely distended and damaged (funnily) penis... I couldn't sleep for a week... OHHHHHHHHH that's what it is! ouch Link to comment
Syntax1985 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 NO! I saw a doco on those, and this old guy had one made like his third ex wife, hung it up on pulleys, had sex with it while taking photos and photoshopped his ex's head onto the pics! He was 65 freaking years old, too! omg i think i saw that and it also had the guy that was really "feminine" - i.e. border line tranny, living with one and talking to it etc.? TO OP i found this, link removed he seems to think highley of it and i quote : It is certainly BETTER than the Blowjobs that my wife gives.... im kinda tempted now .... Link to comment
kate111 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I don't get it. What is it? Link to comment
AngryHeart Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I think I know what the "fourth orifice is" has no-one seen the shock-pics of a dude with a plastic dude up his dude? Small vibrator *inside* a severely distended and damaged (funnily) penis... I couldn't sleep for a week... Ah. I guess that makes sense. You seem to know what you're talking about here, eh? Link to comment
Syntax1985 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I don't get it. What is it? scroll back or link removed Link to comment
kate111 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Ah. I guess that makes sense. You seem to know what you're talking about here, eh? Doesn't make sense to me. Can you explain it again. Link to comment
waveseer Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 im kinda tempted now .... Why, do you know his wife? Link to comment
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