GizMo567 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 A bunch of friends of mine had a debate about what's the worst line you ever heard to break up with you. I figure i would have a little fun with this and see the different reasons and such. Anyone can chime in with a few lines.. Mine: "I love you but not in love with you.." and the infamous "I am not the right one for you..you are to good for me..I'm sorry" and then i found out she had someone else..lol.. What are yours?? Link to comment
EQD Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 'Get the hell out of my house!' ... no one gave me this line, its just the first thing that popped into my head. Link to comment
ImThatGirl Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 "I don't know what I want but know I don't want to be in a relationship!!!!!" (After a year and a half of planning a future together, remodeling his house, him staying at my house, being around my children, constantly contacting me when I requested that he leave me alone.) Link to comment
Hezzie Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 We dated for two months, broke up a week ago and his line was "We're just too much a like, there's no fighting or arguing. I feel like I'm dating myself" I give it to him for creativity, haven't heard that one before lol Link to comment
lillie Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 You are the weakest link,goodbye!! Its a famous saying from a uk quiz show called The Weakest Link. And yes i did use it to dump a guy!lol Link to comment
charliebrown Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 'you just aren't nice enough' and it was true Link to comment
brian123 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I'm moving to a different state, but I love you. (She doesn't actually move) Link to comment
dqueen Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 "Things have changed. I'm with my internet lover now. She and I will never meet but I do know that you and I can never be together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yeah. That was a new one. He failed miserably and still wants me back. Good riddance!!! Link to comment
Clabs Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I would rather live in my car and be a drug addict than spend another moment with you. Link to comment
gcollier2002 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 It's not you, it's me... Link to comment
Hayles Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 "I love you so much that I am consumed by you. You're in every thought, every dream and it can't be healthy. I have my priorities and falling in love with you has made me get them all confused. It's time to get back to that now" Ouch!!!! Link to comment
Lilla Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 "You are an amazing woman, the most important person in my life... but, even though we are a great couple now and I love you deeply, I feel this relationship won't work on the long term.." Then later: "I don't want to be with anyone now, I just want to be alone.." He is 35 and had no idea what he wanted to do in his life.. 5 days after he told me that he wanted to be alone he registered on a dating site, where he writes: I AM DESPERATE! (I don't think that makes a good impression.. ) Link to comment
mca1975 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 this thread is too funny! I cant think of a good one that I have been given but in the future I'd like to use: "computer says no" LOL Link to comment
tryinrealhard Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Things have changed. I'm with my internet lover now. She and I will never meet but I do know that you and I can never be together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ha. I like that one. How bout, "We don't make each other happy, is that what you want to hear?" Link to comment
Clabs Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I really feel that we have major differences...I like playing the accordian, and growing pot...you don't! Link to comment
mca1975 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 this is what we all need a bit of light-heartedness on such subjects on a sunny day, is it possible that we all take everything too seriously sometimes!? Link to comment
HealingHandsWarmHeart Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 "you are too nice" huh? i guess i need to go get that book that "why men love * * * * * es" lol Link to comment
Pocket Rocket Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I've had fun laughing at some of these For me the worst is absolute silence. Says nothing then disappears. I think exe's say that because they don't want you to hate them. No one likes to be the bad guy, and whoever is dumped isn't exactly going to be overjoyed about it. It takes guts to say the truth when you know you're going to come out looking bad in the end. Link to comment
lillie Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Politely know you have a short attention span so I'll make it simple, Yelling: "F#*K OFF" My Best friend's GF to her ex who couldn't understand it was over. Hahaha thats terrible but gets the point over i suppose!lol Link to comment
gcollier2002 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 You have bad hair, you're bad in bed, you're an insuferable depressive little person, and YES! your ass DOES look fat in those jeans... I bid you a good day, madam. Link to comment
lillie Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 You have bad hair, you're bad in bed, you're an insuferable depressive little person, and YES! your ass DOES look fat in those jeans... I bid you a good day, madam. Oh my!!!!lol This is turning into a funny thread!!! Did you really say that? If so what was her reaction? She wasnt near any sharp objects i hope!lol Link to comment
Clabs Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Gizmo - just wanted to say thank you for starting this thread - excellent stuff - really making me chuckle! mark Link to comment
ryan250 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 A bunch of friends of mine had a debate about what's the worst line you ever heard to break up with you. I figure i would have a little fun with this and see the different reasons and such. Anyone can chime in with a few lines.. Mine: "I love you but not in love with you.." and the infamous "I am not the right one for you..you are to good for me..I'm sorry" and then i found out she had someone else..lol.. What are yours?? I think everyone has heard that line in there day. Link to comment
Nixee Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Oh god, not fair! I actually had to USE "I love you but I'm not IN love with you" on someone (it was true! and I flat out admitted to him how cheesy I knew it sounded) ... hmm... hardest for me to hear though... after years and years of being with someone and knowing them inside and out... my ex tells me we are splitting up over "fundamental differences and incompatibilities" .... what he MEANT to say was "I met someone else I'm leaving you for" Link to comment
tangi39 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Worst one I was ever fed- (I thought we were a serious couple, datiing over a year) "Well, we had some fun " - I wanted to punch him !!! Link to comment
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