Wish you would just shut the f up and be there for me, vs. talking all that sh989787 you do, which quite frankly, makes me want to stab you.
I love you, but you're a jerk.
I wish you would just bring me some food.. i'm starving...... and i've had a horrible day, and compassion would be nice, vs. your hate calls/texts and then your I LOVE YOU texts. you're insane. just.........make me a sandwich.