picsite Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I am just interested in how people deal with masturbation, guys particularly? I recently started and the first time was a diaster because it went all over the place... What do other guys normally do like in terms of controlling where the cum goes? and what do u guys use to masturbate with? a learning noob in need of guidance. Link to comment
Dako Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 It goes wherever you aim your willy. Link to comment
zerohalo Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 There's this spiffy thing I discovered a ways back called Kleenex. Keep a box on hand and at arm's reach. Link to comment
Dako Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 That's an astounding solution, zero! Unlike socks, they don't require washing. Link to comment
zerohalo Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I always try to think of solutions that are out of the box. Link to comment
Dako Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 You da man! You just cut my laundry load by half. Link to comment
picsite Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 that's the thing...I've tried keeping kleenex nearby but in just so into the motion that it doesn't always hit the kleenex lol... Link to comment
byates5637 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 picsite, you have got it all wrong. Your semen doesn't go directly into the tissue. First it gets sprayed into th air and it falls where it may. If it was a very good orgasm it may be on the wall or your chest. If it was just average it will be one your stomach, legs, hands, and penis. Then you wipe off with the kleenex. Dont worry about getting some jizz on yourself man, it will be OK. Link to comment
DropToZero Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 bounty?...the quick picker upper? I plead the 5th on this too hah Link to comment
gotSPL Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I got myself a jizz rag under the bed. Dont wait too long or else it'll smell like peanut butter. Kleenex? Wouldnt it leak through? Link to comment
doyathink Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I got myself a jizz rag under the bed. Dont wait too long or else it'll smell like peanut butter. Kleenex? Wouldnt it leak through? * now I wont be able to eat peanut butter again* Have a tissue in your hand (the one not being used) and when you know your close...slap it over the top. Not rocket science. Link to comment
Carl5000 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 just get some tissue and when your about to ejaculate move ur penis close to the tissue for some control speaking from plenty of experience. lol don't keep the loo roll or kleenex near you bed, most ppl will put 2+2 together 'oh dave, i just have a cold all year round' ))))) Link to comment
byates5637 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I usually try and zap flies off the wall. Try it you'll like it. Good idea. I keep an all time distance record. I mark it with a clear stain. Link to comment
Portage Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 OMG!!! Thx for the chuckle Link to comment
byates5637 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 * now I wont be able to eat peanut butter again* Have a tissue in your hand (the one not being used) and when you know your close...slap it over the top. Not rocket science. Not sure why a women would think she could give advice about this... But if you try to "slap it over the top" right as your about to cum it really diminishes the quality of your orgasm..... Link to comment
doyathink Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Not sure why a women would think she could give advice about this... But if you try to "slap it over the top" right as your about to cum it really diminishes the quality of your orgasm..... Probably for the same reason men give women advice on how to have an orgasm. He can take it or leave it if it doesn't work for him....lol Link to comment
shellshocked Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I got myself a jizz rag under the bed. Dont wait too long or else it'll smell like peanut butter. Kleenex? Wouldnt it leak through? Peanut butter? Link to comment
Daddy Bear Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Why do you folks think they invented shag carpet? Link to comment
jecht Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 it just go on my chect and around it i just use a kleenex to wipe up Link to comment
zerohalo Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Actually I usually just shoot holes through the wall when I jizz, but my neighbors started complaining about the draft. Link to comment
jecht Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Actually I usually just shoot holes through the wall when I jizz, but my neighbors started complaining about the draft. haha nice i'm sure the husband doesn't like that ;p Link to comment
gotSPL Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 are those my tube socks? Link to comment
Kyoshiro Ogari Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I am just interested in how people deal with masturbation, guys particularly? I recently started and the first time was a diaster because it went all over the place... What do other guys normally do like in terms of controlling where the cum goes? and what do u guys use to masturbate with? a learning noob in need of guidance. Let me put it this way. I have 12 different P.O. boxes for my 12 subscriptions to Glamour Magazine because the first 11 mags can't survive my penee spittle. Link to comment
sddeaston Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I got myself a jizz rag under the bed. Dont wait too long or else it'll smell like peanut butter. Kleenex? Wouldnt it leak through? Why in the world would one want to smell thy jizz rag? Link to comment
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