Oh God Why Do I Have A Big Butt???

[NJRon]

Strap a pillow on .. after a few cookies it may feel nice

[Lady Bugg]

LMAO Dako.........try a few cookies...strap on a pillow......and drink a pint of whisky. You'll be in heaven

[Dako]

Kind of a strap-on for boys...

[NJRon]

What an odd Dakoism...

[Dako]

Sometimes the real me gets loose.

[coollady1957]

I wouldn't worry too much about the booty lady bugg. Seems most of the guys like a little " junk in the trunk". I hear a lot of women complaining that they have no butt and no shape.

 

Best I can tell from some of your other threads, you have a great body to be proud of and a little extra in the booty is probably not a problem at all.

 

I had the J-Lo booty way back in the 1970's before anyone knew of J-LO. Most of the guys liked that and my boyfriend, whom became my husband , loved it.

 

I have a clue that your booty is just fine . I understand you were probably just having one of those days like some of us females have now and then were we are a bit critical of our feminine features.

[doyathink]

OH, BABY GOT BACK!!!

 

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

[doyathink]

well.....I for one, do not have one of those butts! I've been told my butt looks like an upside down heart! SO.... all of you who have a butt, tell me how to get one!

[LostInMyThoughts]

my poor *flailing* hand...

 

lol. Awesome.

[LostInMyThoughts]

Now I want to fondle a butt, and mine is way too bony.

I'll eat some cookies...

 

You can fondle mine.

 

As a guy, I have some ghetto booty. Which once the girls get a hold of, they're ruined for life. Girls who've never gotten on this milk-shake, might say they're not down with it. Those that have, hooo-weee.

[LostInMyThoughts]

My Anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns hon'.

 

You can do side-bends or situps, but please don't loose that butt.

Some brothers wanna play that hard-role, and tell you that the butt ain't gold. So they toss it and leave it, and I pull up quick to retreive it.

[Dako]

Lost, you're amazing.

My HS friends used to say, "Hey my man dako...you ain't got no azzz."

This was an inner city skool, and butts were big.

 

Later as a committed cyclist, I was told I'd grow cheeks. Well, I never had anything back there.

[AntiLove_SuperStar]

I have no butt, 32 inch hips or something, ie flat.

 

My life is no better for having No Butt. Don't worry.

[doyathink]

Keep gettin' funky, keep gettin' down,

And you wanna' triple X throwdown.

 

Give me a sista' I can't resist her,

Red beans and rice didn't miss her.....

 

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down

[orangecounty]

I hear ya, I too have quite the junk in the trunk....more than I'd like. Though I was just reading that apparently you're less likely to have heart disease if you're carrying it in your deriere. Those who carry their fat in the front (their stomach) are more at risk since it feeds into the liver.

So shake that booty and be proud

[Spawn]

ok i will say somethin serious now

 

i had a huge butt.

[Stinkweed]

I know we are all self conscious about aboot our bodies, thats just the way it is, but for me, and a lot of guys I know, I can't get enuff of that you-know-what.

 

So I say, put on some form fittin jeans and work it.

 

Couldn't agree more, lol.