InaneCathode Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 How dare you voice your opinion on a public forum! Boo! Hiss! Anyway, this reminds me of revenge of the nerds, where the geekiest of nerds is the best at sex and the hot cheerleader totally digs him for it. Link to comment
Boughtandpaidfor Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 wow. this thread seems to be hitting some on a personal note... maybe next time i will keep my opinions to myself. Well this kind of thing gets guys kind of annoyed obviously. It's the female equivalent of a guy posting "I met this girl and I thought she was totally hot but when she took her clothes off it was just..... ugh!!! sagggggyyyyyyy. And not the same size either. And she just kept talking and talking and talking.........." Just sounds shallow. Link to comment
InaneCathode Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Well this kind of thing gets guys kind of annoyed obviously. It's the female equivalent of a guy posting "I met this girl and I thought she was totally hot but when she took her clothes off it was just..... ugh!!! sagggggyyyyyyy. And not the same size either. And she just kept talking and talking and talking.........." Just sounds shallow. Lmfao. I really want someone to post that and see what kind of responses he gets. Link to comment
BurningInside Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 See now I suffer the opposite, I'm excellent in bed (I am told) but look like * * * *. LOL. Link to comment
Carl5000 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 yea inanecathode i just slept with his girl she had saggy * * * * and a vagina like a tunnel i told all my friends about it and we had a great laugh at her expense- i even hope it gets back to her, so it will hopefully make her really upset and hurt. She seemed so attractive with her clothes on, i was so gutted and almost burst out laughing when i saw her nude. If only other people could come upto my perfection and my lovely, unjudgemental personality haha. Link to comment
InaneCathode Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 The sarcasm! It burns! The goggles, they do nothing! Link to comment
Shadow25 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 well if he's so bad, why don't you teach him something? Link to comment
InaneCathode Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 *beats dead horse Link to comment
Spawn Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 He was devastatingly handsome but bad in bed. How sad...so unfortunate. My fav quote from a friend who I told my story to the very next day... "I just think that sexual prowess is something that is somewhat natural. Like dancing. Some people are born good, some learn, and some never figure that * * * * out."-Lana hahaha...still cracks me up. many things contribute to that, stress bein one, both of you might be nervous for it bein a one night stand. It also depends on the comfort level between the two of you. Since you are not in a relationship, understandin is obviously not there, ahh well. I hope you don't get into any serious relationship thinking about hot sex. Cause that is not all to it. Good Luck! Link to comment
InaneCathode Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 It's worth mentioning sex isnt something that at first, determines the future quality. Sex gets better over time. The first time with my girl was positively disasterous, that said, this morning she said "wow, that was the best ever!". Link to comment
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