Daddy Bear Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 More Than a Piece of Meat © 2006 slightlybenterprises O! my dear beloved SPAM remember how it all began? embracing you with both my hands, i swept you from the shelf and ran to the aisle of the checkout stand. O! my dear beloved SPAM you swelled my salivary glands partly shoulder, partly ham i coaxed you gently from your can you sizzled softly in my pan. O! my dear beloved SPAM the time i had with you was grand my love for you was not a sham though now you're gone, please understand you'll always be part of this man. less than lovers; more than friends such sorrow that it had to end this heart may never beat again, my SPAM... until we meet again Link to comment
perfectliljewel Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 do you seriously like SPAM? i think SPAM is NASTY lol. thats very....interesting! thanks for sharing your love for SPAM Link to comment
FoxLocke Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Admittedly, I love spam! I just make sure to go to the gym right after I eat it...LOL. I can just feel my arteries hardening whenever I eat a spam sandwhich. What a brilliant piece of work SB Link to comment
neva_black_n_white Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 chuckles x that is like x fabulous ... *big smiles* proper has a right rhythm to it... could imagine a little advert with spam dancing... unfortunately dying in the pan BUT still... alot of love. giggles. that is just original, amazing.... harrar to you Link to comment
AnotherBrokenDoll Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I agree with neva your an individual lolz great job slightlybent! A good comic realief from the stresses of everyday life Link to comment
Daddy Bear Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 thanks for the feedback. ye olde Spamme seems to be one of those things that you either love or hate, like a U.S. president. Link to comment
AntiLove_SuperStar Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 That is seriously hilarious. Link to comment
EmptySoul Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I found this very funny...I could imagine it being a jingle on a Spam commercial. Maybe you should send it in... -eMpTy. Link to comment
perfectliljewel Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I found this very funny...I could imagine it being a jingle on a Spam commercial. Maybe you should send it in... -eMpTy. haha that is sooo true!!! you should send it in lol. Link to comment
iamteddybearfeelmecuddle Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Bendy, did you ever have fried baloney sandwhiches? I still make them sometimes They're not too bad. Gotta use grey poupon on them, though! Link to comment
Daddy Bear Posted July 2, 2006 Author Share Posted July 2, 2006 i've never tried one. that would be like cheating on Spam. Link to comment
iamteddybearfeelmecuddle Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 haha, spam will forgive you if it's just once! Link to comment
yeawutever Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 LOL, got me fool for a while cuz I thought you meant as the act of performing sex on your love. Then I found out it was something to eat, very clever poem!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
coollady1957 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I missed this one some how when was first posted. That is funny !, I was cracking up reading this one !! Bendy, did you ever have fried baloney sandwhiches? I still make them sometimes They're not too bad. Gotta use grey poupon on them, though! Hey those baloney sandwhiches are actually good. I do not have that often, and actually can not remember the last time I had one > I do remember though that they are great with Mayo, no mustard. Link to comment
Daddy Bear Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 oh yeah, mayo and baloney go together like tongue and groove. Link to comment
iamteddybearfeelmecuddle Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Yep, I'm gonna have to fry me up a baloney sandwhich now....Mine with dijon, Coolady and Bendy's with mayo, no mustard? Link to comment
Shadows Light Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 EWWWW.... don't like fried balogna or SPAM thank-you ....but I appreciate this witty jingle. Thanks for the gRins... made my day. Link to comment
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