Lionel Hutz Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Well yaw know me. I dont know shiz about shiz nah mean son. Kat done pulled my cord yo. She from Jersey,Oh snap half my fam is from Harlem oh snap and the other half os from Compton, OH SNAP I WAS RASIED IN SOUF CENTRAL. Damn I better start ackin right or else I might look stoopid. I needs me some hip hops and a bleezy. Im gonna go post up on da block wit mah new booty hood recruits EQD and Ghost. We gonna go get some Bapes and Jeans with awl da basikball teams on it. Friggity fresh yo. (shakin hands all over the place like i know something) Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 ^^we gotsta bend da corner and holla at deez hunnies prime yo. Link to comment
EQD Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 ^wait.. we are getting what with basketball on it? *walking around confused* lol good one LH Link to comment
Lionel Hutz Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 ^^we gotsta bend da corner and holla at deez hunnies prime yo. Werd to big berd! (chirp) Where u at? (chirp) Link to comment
MyNinja Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 That reminds me. I was driving home from work at and it was bumper to bumper traffic with this red light that wouldn't change. this guy was on the side of me this beat up, faded, rimless, bucket trying to holla at me from his window. I was so embarrassed because people in other cars were looking at me as if waiting for me to respond to him. That red light couldn't have took longer to turn green Link to comment
Lionel Hutz Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 That reminds me. I was driving home from work at and it was bumper to bumper traffic with this red light that wouldn't change. this guy was on the side of me this beat up' date=' faded, rimless, bucket trying to holla at me from his window. I was so embarrassed because people in other cars were looking at me as if waiting for me to respond to him. That red light couldn't have took longer to turn green[/quote'] Damn girl why you aint give yo digits. That wuz my mamas car. Dag yo! Link to comment
metrogirl Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Werd to big berd! (chirp) Where u at? (chirp) Not the big berd!!!!! Omg I'm dying......LOL Link to comment
Lionel Hutz Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Not the big berd!!!!! Omg I'm dying......LOL Im bringin it back hahahahaha Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 oh i know where you are at (chirp) Link to comment
Lionel Hutz Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 oh i know where you are at (chirp) Pimpin in da porkin lot howmie! Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 some dude around my area of work is always asking me about cars. he saw my lowered car before that was all hooked up (racing). had nice paint too. but he is a flashy guy. wears the outfits like silk style clothing like uncle elroy in friday after next. he's always asking where the cheapest body shop is. i tell him i don't know. but i always see him talking to girls like he has so much cash. Link to comment
Lionel Hutz Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 iknew a kid who bought a ford ranger and got fenders and no suspension. This guy was your definition poser, wannabe pre runner, brody thug. Cargo shorts with socks pulled high, and a hat with the bill rolled up. Dude though he could stand in front of his "Pre runner" and get chicks. The thing had never touched the dirt. Talk about parkin lot pimpin, this cat wrote the book on how to. Link to comment
metrogirl Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Don't know if this counts but I thought it was amusing at the time..... I was at a club and this guy wanted to dance, so we are dancing and he notices that my tongue was pierced, starts asking questions.. I noticed he had a barbell in his mouth as well and I'm thinking why is he asking if it hurts, if it's a turn on during sex, blah blah...at that moment he takes his out from between his teeth and says "oh good to know for when I do get it pierced". WHAT???? He just kept it in his mouth to make it look like it was pierced to attract the women I guess. What a loser.... Link to comment
MyNinja Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 ^hahahahah...I have never witnessed anyone faking a tongue piercing...omg Link to comment
metrogirl Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 ^hahahahah...I have never witnessed anyone faking a tongue piercing...omg Neither had I....Either you have it or you don't....He was such a lame ass. Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Don't know if this counts but I thought it was amusing at the time..... I was at a club and this guy wanted to dance, so we are dancing and he notices that my tongue was pierced, starts asking questions.. I noticed he had a barbell in his mouth as well and I'm thinking why is he asking if it hurts, if it's a turn on during sex, blah blah...at that moment he takes his out from between his teeth and says "oh good to know for when I do get it pierced". WHAT???? He just kept it in his mouth to make it look like it was pierced to attract the women I guess. What a loser.... wth. magnets? Link to comment
metrogirl Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 wth. magnets? nah dude......I guess he was keeping it between his teeth, I guess to make it look like he was playing with it? Link to comment
MyNinja Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 That has to be the worst desperate attempt ever to bag a babe, lol Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 wow. he went all out. lol i like the guys that get a club soda and walk around like it's redbull vodka. little do they know when they hit the black lights, it's not green. Link to comment
boo121 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 With haircuts like that, those guys really are on a rocket to Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Link to comment
boo121 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 but he is a flashy guy. wears the outfits like silk style clothing like uncle elroy in friday after next. he's always asking where the cheapest body shop is. i tell him i don't know. but i always see him talking to girls like he has so much cash. Its a sad reality, that some people in this society think. "Ok ill get the rims, ill get the expensive car, with the cash.... then ill get the girl!" And these wanabe, mammaboys put in the 16inch subwoofa into their boot, thinking it will get them noticed. When a couple of personality tweaks could have got them there much faster. Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 there is a club i used to go to. bunch of parkin lot pimpin types would hang out by the restrooms. like come on guys. i know the girls come by, but geezus. Link to comment
metrogirl Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Have you seen where they drive a hoopty, car is shaken and quacken and they have spinners on it??? OMG.... Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 Have you seen where they drive a hoopty, car is shaken and quacken and they have spinners on it??? OMG.... yeah. and they aren't even the real spinners. they are hubcabs with plastic spinners on them. Link to comment
metrogirl Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 yeah. and they aren't even the real spinners. they are hubcabs with plastic spinners on them. Exactly.......You know they got em at the local swapmeet for 20.00 dollars.... LOL Link to comment
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