GiveMeStrength Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Okay so me and my girlfriend are pretty in with each other and the other night, at her house, we were kissing and stuff, and she was starting to get abit kinky and took her pants off, I took control and palyed her on her back and went in, I was there for a good 5 minutes bt she seemed to not feel or tense or anything! after my tongue was worn out and I gave up, she didn't at all seem satisfied with my results! anyone tell me where in the vagina I can find the clit to caress? Thanks x P.S LADIES Always shave before oral sex, it's so hard to let a guy give you oral is there is a bush staring him in the face! Link to comment
Mavh25 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Type it into Google *clitoris* and click "images" in the top left? Link to comment
Clementine orange Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Due north of the "rest of it" She will appreciate it when you find it. Link to comment
greenmonster Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Below the nipples...above the knees Link to comment
Mavh25 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 haha the 2 above posts both made me laugh! Link to comment
rocio Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Below the nipples...above the knees you're as lost as the other guy, huh? lol.. Link to comment
greenmonster Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 you're as lost as the other guy, huh? lol.. nah...but if I told him exactly where things were that would take all the fun out of finding it!1 Link to comment
rocio Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 nah...but if I told him exactly where things were that would take all the fun out of finding it!1 don't worry, i was just teasing. an old fart like you better have found it by now! Link to comment
rocio Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You "went in", but she didn't respond as expected...hmm. There are 2 holes down there you know... actually, 3. I learned that on sex and the city. Link to comment
Entomon Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I just had to tell this funny joke my classmate told me while we're on the subject. The Redneck Medical Reference Book A man went to see the local town doctor (who happens to be their vet, pharmacist, and etc...) and described his symptoms to the doc. "Well, doc, it looks bad, smells bad, but it feels so good." The doc start thumbing through his medical reference book and said, "Well, it says here you have vagina." Hahahaha Link to comment
winchester3 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ask her or just play around until she screams with pleasure. Link to comment
leo_s84 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Okay so me and my girlfriend are pretty in with each other and the other night, at her house, we were kissing and stuff, and she was starting to get abit kinky and took her pants off, I took control and palyed her on her back and went in, I was there for a good 5 minutes bt she seemed to not feel or tense or anything! after my tongue was worn out and I gave up, she didn't at all seem satisfied with my results! anyone tell me where in the vagina I can find the clit to caress? Thanks x P.S LADIES Always shave before oral sex, it's so hard to let a guy give you oral is there is a bush staring him in the face! 5 minutes won't do it my friend... Link to comment
rootcause43 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I was there for a good 5 minutes bt she seemed to not feel or tense or anything! after my tongue was worn out and I gave up Perhaps you suffer from TD - Tongue Dysfunction? It commonly occurs during the early years. I would suggest a regimen of chewing gum to strengthen the jaws muscles. And eat a lot of carrots. A LOT. While you are studying or at work, lay your head down flat on the desk so that your nose is being smushed/smashed/squashed. Now lift your head up by sticking your tongue out. Do about 100 of these a day. Soon you'll have a mighty tongue and jaw and will be able to go for the requisite time (be it 10 minutes, 30 minutes, or an hour). Or you could just wiki or google "clitoris stimulation" and forget about the exercise. Link to comment
sharsachan Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Okay so me and my girlfriend are pretty in with each other and the other night, at her house, we were kissing and stuff, and she was starting to get abit kinky and took her pants off, I took control and palyed her on her back and went in, I was there for a good 5 minutes bt she seemed to not feel or tense or anything! after my tongue was worn out and I gave up, she didn't at all seem satisfied with my results! anyone tell me where in the vagina I can find the clit to caress? Thanks x P.S LADIES Always shave before oral sex, it's so hard to let a guy give you oral is there is a bush staring him in the face! 1- five minutes is not long enough for most women 2- the clitoris is not IN the vagina. its above it. 3- my husband has no problem with giving me oral whether i am shaved or natural. its a preference, not a requirement. Link to comment
BlondGuy Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 P.S LADIES Always shave before oral sex, it's so hard to let a guy give you oral is there is a bush staring him in the face! Good thing you didnt grow up in the late 80's early 90's like me. This was when most women didnt shave(they would trim though). Somehow most guys managed giiiw Link to comment
c0nfus3d Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 LOL... wow, are you serious? Link to comment
havefaith Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Um, I disagree that 5 minutes isn't long enough. If you're doing it right it is, or it at LEAST will make her feel SOMETHING! Practice makes perfect, study up my friend... lots of tips to be found on the world wide web. Link to comment
musicguy Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 the clitoris is part of her vagina. Spread her labia and look up or lick up, whichever you prefer Link to comment
jimthzz Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I think you can find fine specimens on the island of lesbos in Greece. Link to comment
musicguy Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 HAHA!!! I wanna go there Link to comment
dqueen Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Where IN the vagina you can find the clitoris!?! OMFG. Link to comment
Syren Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 where in the vagina I can find the clit to caress? It's that one thing a few inches above her vagina that looks like a dome. If you pushed the skin far enough back, you see a little penis head. Yes, the female clitoris is homologous to the male penis - it's called a pseudo-penis. Link to comment
sti_2004 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Type it into Google *clitoris* and click "images" in the top left? what are those? Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Perhaps you suffer from TD - Tongue Dysfunction? It commonly occurs during the early years. I would suggest a regimen of chewing gum to strengthen the jaws muscles. And eat a lot of carrots. A LOT. While you are studying or at work, lay your head down flat on the desk so that your nose is being smushed/smashed/squashed. Now lift your head up by sticking your tongue out. Do about 100 of these a day. Soon you'll have a mighty tongue and jaw and will be able to go for the requisite time (be it 10 minutes, 30 minutes, or an hour). Or you could just wiki or google "clitoris stimulation" and forget about the exercise. This is so funny, I can't believe I'm still in my chair!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell's that? Tongue push-ups??!! Wow, is that what you do in YOUR cubicle at work, rootcause? And carrots? What's he going to need his jaws so much for? Am I missing something you guys need to be able to do? Carrots is more like the kind of exercise we women need to be doing. Link to comment
.thumb.jpeg.44db4c04df92b9d233296a0149430b4d.jpeg)
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.