TheRedQueen Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Who's a member, and, er, how'd you get in??? I've recently been propositioned by my SO to join "the club" at the end of this month when we'll be flying together (duh). Mind you, he's already a member (though he joined prior to 9/11), and in theory I'm totally down, but I'm having trouble understanding the logistical aspects of it. So for those who know anything about it, pray tell and share the wisdom of your experience. Link to comment
annie24 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 urm..... how? are you flying first class? which restroom do you plan on using? a normal sized person can barely stand in there, much less turn around, much less fit another person! unless you are flying to australia or new zealand, when halfway through the flight everyone will be asleep, I don't think that you'll be able to do anything without everyone seeing. especially how the last flights I have been on have been completely cramped, I don't think you'll have any privacy to do anything at your seats either. A couple was just booted off a plane and arrested for lewd behavior on a plane. Seriously, wouldn't that be embarrasing for that to be you who they are talking about on link removed? (On another note, I have NO idea how obese people are able to get into the restrooms, or people in wheelchairs. there is like NO room in there.) Link to comment
AwdreeHpburn Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Yeh - I could never figure that one out either. Plus - usually the flight attendants get all uppity about too many people being out of their seats and trying to squeeze into a tiny bathroom - and taking too long whilst other passengers are waiting to use the facilities "properly...." it's hardly worth the 12 minutes of trying before giving up anyway! You'd be better off trying to sneak something off whilst in your seats..... Link to comment
HellFrost666 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I'm a member. I got in on a long, long.... long, and stressful flight. It was stressful for both of us. What better way to break the tention right? The bathroom on a plane is cramped as hell, but where there's a will there's a way. It wasn't easy, but the rush made it worth it. Link to comment
renaissancewoman101 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I don't think I could ever have sex in an airplane bathroom. Dontcha know how cramped the bathroom is??? I can barely even turn around in there, and I am not that big or tall. Maybe trying it out in the seat is better. One of you can go down on the other. Link to comment
annie24 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 link removed Here is a newsstory about a couple caught having sex on southwest airlines. they are facing federal charges. Link to comment
vandgsmom Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 ROFL.... sorry, I am just picturing the logistics of it. Rent that movie where Jennifer Aniston thinks Kevin Costner is her dad... I can't remember the name. She and her boyfriend are trying to have plane sex, and it was hilarious. Link to comment
renaissancewoman101 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Annie, why would they face "federal charges"? It doesnt seem like they were openly engaging in sex. They're so strict about stuff nowadays! Link to comment
zerohalo Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Annie, why would they face "federal charges"? It doesnt seem like they were openly engaging in sex. They're so strict about stuff nowadays! Probably an addendum to the patriot act where sex is now an act of terrorism. Link to comment
Dako Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Disrupting a flight is a federal crime. The flight attendants are in charge. Link to comment
HellFrost666 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Lol, all this talk about federal charges makes me feel like I really did something bad. If I would have known all this then I still would have done it. It would have been more exciting then. Not that it wasn't exciting already. And we were over the ocean at the time, so if they would have caught us they couldn't have kicked us off. Would it still be a federal crime if over international waters? Link to comment
annie24 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Probably an addendum to the patriot act where sex is now an act of terrorism. yeah, I think it is part of the PATRIOT act. (where PATRIOT is an anacronym for something really scary sounding. ) but yeah, disrupting a flight is not monkey business! USA PATRIOT Act = Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001 Link to comment
annie24 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Lol, all this talk about federal charges makes me feel like I really did something bad. If I would have known all this then I still would have done it. It would have been more exciting then. Not that it wasn't exciting already. And we were over the ocean at the time, so if they would have caught us they couldn't have kicked us off. Would it still be a federal crime if over international waters? I am not an international law expert, but I know that the last time I was in a foreign country, I was told that I "legally entered the US as soon as I went through customs and entered the gate area." even though I was still in the foreign country. so I guess it would depend where is your final destination country and what is the nationality of the plane you are on. I have no clue. If someone has expertise in this area, I would be curious to know! Link to comment
TheRedQueen Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 It's the restrictively small dimensions of the bathroom that have me scratching my head. I may be petite, but I ain't that petite. Link to comment
annie24 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 It's the restrictively small dimensions of the bathroom that have me scratching my head. I may be petite, but I ain't that petite. it's my personal theory that most members of the mile high club who managed to get into the bathrooms together just "stuck it in for like a second or two" and declared themselves members of the club. then they got the heck out of there. or, they did oral sex or a handjob under the blankets while everyone else was asleep.... I don't know... just my musings..... Link to comment
TheRedQueen Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 Probably an addendum to the patriot act where sex is now an act of terrorism. Terrorism never felt so good. Link to comment
HellFrost666 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Terrorism never felt so good. Yea, I am such a naughty naughty boy, lol. Will the SWAT team come ripping into my house with guns c0cked and ready two minutes after posting this? Lol... Link to comment
Cardinal Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I have talked to several friends who have done it on international flights. What works is to do it on very long flights that have very few passengers. You just get a section to yourself and get it on. The bathroom business is indeed too small. After I saw 'snakes on a plane', I pretty much decided bathroom milehigh sex wasn't something I was interested in. Link to comment
lizziebee Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 My gosh! Just the smell of the bathroom would make me swear off the idea! My bf did go down on me on a train once.......Planes? Get one of those cheap paper blankets and do as much as you can in the seat! LOL! Link to comment
TheRedQueen Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 My gosh! Just the smell of the bathroom would make me swear off the idea! I feel you, the smell is somewhat reminiscent of a port-a-potty. Link to comment
shellshocked Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Do you have to actually do it IN the bathroom to be a member? Last summer my girl and I were flying to the Bahama's... we had the back row of seats all to ourselves... got all cuddily under a blanket and... so if push comes to shove (!) TRQ.... i say go for the blanket. (and just cause i like braggin'.... we DID do it once in a bathroom TRAIN in Zurich....he he) Link to comment
timboo Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 (On another note, I have NO idea how obese people are able to get into the restrooms, or people in wheelchairs. there is like NO room in there.) Just thought i'd answer since i'm a wheelchair user myself and paralysed from the waist down. instead of going in the restroom i stay in my seat where i have a plastic tube from my penis running to a collection bag strapped to my shin. unfortunately my wheelchair is deposited in the hold for health and safety reasons. because of this, and the fact i'm manhandled around like a lump of meat, flying isn't as romantic as it used to be. i don't really see the glamour aspect anyhow, now that millions of people fly every day and most plane journeys are cheap, dirty, and don't even have the thrill of danger anymore. Link to comment
Dako Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I'd be inclined to splurge on a small chartered Cessna at some rural area, or if you feel really adventurous, a sailplane dancing on a thermal over a Hawaiian pali coast. Hi, timboo. Glad to see you here. Link to comment
valiantv Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 link removed Here is a newsstory about a couple caught having sex on southwest airlines. they are facing federal charges. Though if you read the article, you'll see they weren't in the bathroom (they were seated in the cabin), and they made threats of violence against a member of the cabin crew... "Rest" room is still fair game! Link to comment
luvursmile Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Do BJ's count? If so...I'm a member... Link to comment
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