Twenty Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

[codaaurora]

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a

hair dryer at passing Cars. See if they slow down.

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries

with that.

 

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten

over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors."

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

 

8. dontuseanypunctuation

 

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they

answer.

 

11. Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go."

 

12. Sing along at the opera.

 

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds

all day.

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their

party because you're not in the mood.

 

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock

Hard."

 

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

 

19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to

have to let one of you go."

 

And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.......

 

20. Send this E-mail to someone to make them smile. Its called

therapy.

[loner]

that was a very interesting read.

thanks.

[hockeyboy]

i like to see posts like this from time to time, something to make me laugh. thanks

[codaaurora]

Yeah, today was one of those days that I really needed to laugh and got lucky enough that a friend felt it and sent this to me.

 

 

[thisisnotanexit]

haha i don't know if pointing at someone with a hair dryer while driving is such a good idea. you could cause them to like freak out, i know i would haha. oh well, take care

[BillyJean714]

. What a funny post! had a really bad day, so thanks for cheering us up. Also wanted to share a funny e-mail with you guys too. It's called:

 

Ask for salary increase

 

 

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary.

 

 

Dear Bo$$

 

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

 

 

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

 

 

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

 

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply

 

 

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

 

 

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

 

 

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

 

 

Yours truly,

 

Manager

[codaaurora]

 

 

Too funny! I like the letters and will have to keep that in mind for future use! I know that our management team here will get a real kick out of it!

 

I'm glad that post helped you as much as it helped me, I know I was crying the first time I read it.

 

Hope you all have a great day!