hausser Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 It really makes no difference, it's very common. It can actually be kind of erotic now and again haha. The only time it ever freaked me out was when I was literally an almost vigin in terms of experience and she was was in the doggy position, lol. Funny looking back. Porn films were my sex education and they conviently forgot to show those! Link to comment
tmtex Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Oh this is the best post ever. I am still laughing. "Gusty" LOL. I am sorry, yes I am mature but dam it was so loud LOL. I dont care about them, actually I guess I like them since they make me laugh so hard. It was a air horn, it was so loud. OMG if you only knew how much I am laughing now. Gosh now instead of looking for someone who squirts, I want a queefer, HAHAHA Link to comment
hausser Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I am available for childrens parties, bar mitvahs etc btw! Again, for women reading this THEY'RE NO BIG DEAL. Link to comment
hausser Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 LOL, OMG. When I first met my ex wife (18yrs old) and the first time(we did it) she did that I was dying out of laughter, I was rolling on the floor as I am now. It was so loud !!! OMG, I am so cracking up, I am crying right now. I had no clue what it was and figured she ripped one loudly. HAHAHAHAHA lol quality! Link to comment
OrangeMoon Posted December 2, 2011 Author Share Posted December 2, 2011 Its with doggystyle where it happens mostly... When I am with a steady lover you get over it..I still laugh the embarrassment off ..but when it happens its ok ;-).. The last time it happened it was after a while living in celibacy..and had forgotten about them actually. So when he pulled out..it came like a drummer boy doing a solo in a marching band ;-).. I tried to contain it..but couldnt. I am now wondering if that might have been the reason why he didnt pursue anything further..But I know that might just be the insecurity talking.. Oh well.. Link to comment
Snowy Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Its with doggystyle where it happens mostly... Second that haha. I think if you're very close and comfortable with your partner, then it shouldn't be embarrassing. Just laught it off. Link to comment
fromnywithlove Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 The last time it happened it was after a while living in celibacy..and had forgotten about them actually. So when he pulled out..it came like a drummer boy doing a solo in a marching band ;-).. I tried to contain it..but couldnt. I am now wondering if that might have been the reason why he didnt pursue anything further..But I know that might just be the insecurity talking.. Did nobody else catch this? OMFG, I spit out my tea. Ahahahahahhahahaha! Orange Moon, I am almost 100% positive it wasn't the queef that made him not pursue anything. That is, unless he was inexperienced and a bit of a pr*ck! So don't worry and let 'er rip. Ahahah. Link to comment
quirky Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Hmm...I don't actually think I have had that. Would I have definitely noticed it or can it be quiet? Maybe I have had uneventful sex throughout my life. Link to comment
figur Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 chiming on the doggy style! it really just pushes air in there, no question i've gotten over them and just laugh, which sometimes makes me queef more Link to comment
prettymommy Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I don't get why people think they are so embarressing. It's not like it's an actual fart.... It happens on occasion, and I just figure between all the "luberication" and air and what not, some funny sounds are bound to result. Woman's bodies do all sorts of weird things, in addition to the occassional V-fart. So if it grosses out any guy I'm with, well then, he's not the guy for me! Link to comment
Wistful Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I'm dying of laughter. The first time it happened with my boyfriend, we were having sex for the first time in 4 months (it was a LDR). We finished and both stood up and thats when it happened. He just looked at the condom and got this shocked look on his face and went "Oh my god, what was that?" Me: "That was a queef......." He thought the condom made the sound. LOL. He teased me a little bit but I was actually so embarrassed. So he comforted me and we ended up laughing it off. Link to comment
lonelyheart2 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 hahhahahahha oh wistful that actually made me laugh out loud!! You made my day! Link to comment
Keyman Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 VART.... Yup, pretty common, doggie style does it for my girlfriend, or when she is in the doggy posion and I got down on her. I think it funny, but she gets embarrassed as hell. I mean, it's not like it smells or anything and if it did smell, then it smells like the juices we are creating anyway... Link to comment
Wistful Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 hahhahahahha oh wistful that actually made me laugh out loud!! You made my day! Bahaha! I'm glad my embarrassment made your day. Link to comment
Thorshammer Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I remember the first time i heard it I was going to say, "what the..". She instantly stood up and said, oh no, thats my vagina, its just air and she grabbed my hand and pulled it towards her. I am kneeling their naked waiting thinking... "what is wrong with this girl?" The sex was that good that I just shrugged and got defensive, "aye, i know... i am not some kid, you are not my first." After she left i really did think she farted, lol. I remember asking around and they told me what it was. Link to comment
carrie8484 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 better out than in eh! i used to queef a lot with my ex ex, It was annoying but he got used to it. Mostly happened during doggy. More air gets in. the annoying thing is, you're too scared to move afterwards because even lifting a finger makes one pop out. you think its over with and suddenly you got a rasberry coming out of your muffin Link to comment
PanTroglodyte Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 It's no problem to me, I just laugh it off. I'm not offended/disgusted/turned off in the slightest, and aim to react in a way that shows that so the girl doesn't get upset or embarrassed! Link to comment
delicous Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Funniest post ever!!... I have had sexual encounters with my previous lover where It just KEPT ON HAPPENING, so we switched positions because I could not hold in my giggles. We giggle alot during sex if a funny sound occurs or a weird song is playing... Oh damn and a real fart, unfortunetly, IM GUILTY, but then my guy apologized as if he thought he did it LMFAO...Great post.... Now I miss my ex tho! Link to comment
OutdoorsyDi Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 It can be really embarrassing but funny. This occurred with my live-in BF about the 2nd or 3rd time we were intimate. We both just laughed. It's happened a couple of more times since but it's no big deal. Link to comment
eskimobobseal Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 The worst is after unprotected sex the girl will shoot out all the cum onto my clean bedsheets via queef. Link to comment
bandersnatch Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 But for the most part every one must admit when the sound accures both parties kind of just pretend they did not hear it like it never even happened! dont lie. lol Link to comment
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