Just a whiney rant! Ode to coffee and my sweet dear vices

[tattoobunnie]

While I just found out on Monday that you're cooking inside me...dear coffee, cigarettes, booze, sushi, rationality, how I miss you so much already! I don't wanna go to the health food store and stock up on pre-natal vitamins, bottled water, and avocados! I wanna work like a dog, stay up late, and eat smoked meats. I bet you almost look like a sea monkey right now, and I have to now actually take really good care of myself. Bleh! I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't wanna! And I will do all of these things because I know I will love you so much enough, and kick myself for not taking care of myself if you wind up with two heads on one body.

 

Love,

Mom

[tattoobunnie]

Sure, they say quit smoking before 14 weeks, and one cup of joe a day is okay...but still...don't you feel like a total jerk if you do puff or have a small cup of coffee?

 

It's only been like 6 1/2 weeks, and I'm tired, wanna go home (instead of looking busy at work), and I wanna whine all day. I want my future hubby to go grocery shopping instead of me...even though he's currently 3 hours away until the end of the week. Buying maternity clothes...bleh...who in the world wants to do that?