illusionglimps Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget,an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at ME you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you !! Link to comment
Ttom Red Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 hah, very original, and funny as hell I like it a lot, and I'm not a woman Link to comment
JoeWho Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 LOL Good poem, I was cracking up reading it. Link to comment
sweetheart607 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I loved it would you mind if i printed it and put it on my wall? It's like i could have written it except i am the worst poet in the world and that was brilliant. Thanks made be laugh xxx Link to comment
HealingHandsWarmHeart Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 thats a cute poem... i've gotten that one emailed to me several times - i loved it then and i still love it! thanks for posting it and bringing it back around! link removed Link to comment
illusionglimps Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Lol guys don't worry that wasn't my poem and my bf posted the "may I blush" .I took it from...link removed I think ,don;t remember well but I didn;t signed it with any name cause I didn't know the name of the writer .And don't be sarcastic for nothing Link to comment
illusionglimps Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Btw I will past my own poems soon and you'll see a very big difference .I ain't the barbie doll type with cute sweet poems haha Link to comment
illusionglimps Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 So I'll post it here ,this is my *own* poem so I hope you all like it ..don't expect much I am not an expert So thursty... How long is the road that leadds me to you And how thursty I am... It's sad! Even the clock on the wall is sad cause there's no one there to tell him To stop its seconds Till you come... Oh...how many miles till I can reach you And how thursty i am... From time to time I put my hand on my chest and I feel how my soul Curls up at the emptiness that's biting my memories Oh the aches in my soul Trap my heart When the rain falls From the wall... And I don't even know anymore! And the night is guarding my windows And the flower from the table Has faded And my herat is telling me That the wind of someone else's smile Goes through your hair... *this* is it...I made it when I found out something that my bf did...heh I guess the pain helps me in some way. Link to comment
Hazelnut56 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 So... you post something that someone else wrote without specifying it... instead of writting at the bottom: "Unknown Author, taken from link removed" ? And then your boyfriend uses your account without saying he is your boyfriend and not you? So how are we supposed to know when it´s actually YOU posing here? Just a thought... Link to comment
illusionglimps Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 sorry guys but I can't tell him "do not do that " ta na na .He's not usually using my account ,it just ahppend for him to be in my seat on the PC .Don't get upset on me ,please ! I didn't intentioned any of that .I offer my honest apologiez for whatever I may have caused with my mistakes.[-o Link to comment
Ttom Red Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I think Hazlenut sooorta overreacted, don't gotta apologize Funny poem shared with others on a forum, it's not like she stole it and sold tickets to read it, and hazlenut, do you KNOW illusionglimps in real life? So how would she "know when it's YOU posting here?" heh, not yellin at hazlenut, but thought it was a funny overreaction Link to comment
southerngirl Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Well plagiarism is what it is when you post something as if it were your own. Plagiarism (from Latin plagiare "to kidnap") is the practice of claiming, or implying, original authorship or incorporating material from someone else's written or creative work, in whole or in part, into ones own without adequate acknowledgement. If it was not your poem you should have said so. Sharing a poem with us that your read and really enjoyed is commendable but not claiming you wrote it. You did change that later, after you were busted. I am not trying to be harsh but it is troubling to me that some people don't realize this is wrong to do. Link to comment
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