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If he's been lying about what he looks like then this is really pointless.... check your PM please.

Psst, he's already there......

Hookup w/ Ross, he will most likely change your mind..... We need someone who lives in or close to "Broadclough" UK to actually "look" at Ross in person and see if he's really a 16 yr old playing with us. Who's close and up for the challenge????

I Knew It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He will now say "but what if I don't look exactly like my picture"

Did you really miss the other threads? Were trying to get him out the door lol

Even shaking hands or a toilet seat can transmit STD's Clinical definition of a virgin = a penis was never inside a vagina.

He said he went out today, remember he's 5 hrs ahead of EST, 6-7 for you so it's about 7:30+ pm his time as I post this.

1, Just go over and talk to her a bit or a lot. A shop??? talk about a pickup place.... 2, Ross, I don't know how to break it to you but YOU rescued a girl! Now that you know about it, always go over and keep talking to her about anything to get rid of the creep, she will thank you and you will at least make a new friend.

BINGO! Eye contact and a smile from her? that means she's at least slightly interested!!!!! Return the eye contact, smile and a wink or nod your head at her, now is she smiling more? I really hope you don't need an explaniation as to what you do next.... Remember, women love to watch guys when we aren't looking so they can see how they act normally. Be kind to animals and children, it's always a bonus when they're watching you. They will look away if you catch them but will always look right back so make the eye contact and smile at them when they do. Also look for a "pleading" or "help me" look from a girl if some guy is hitting on them in a club. It may be a "please rescue me" look and an easy way to meet them since they already figured out you are better/safer than what they're with. Perfect time to go ask them to dance, she will say yes.

This part applies more to women if they are very overweight; "Body size can affect the penis length. If a person is overweight or obese then the penis looks a lot smaller because it will be surrounded and sometimes almost engulfed by fat. This, in medical terms, is called a concealed penis." I know a few guys who are hung like pornstars and they can't be with normal sized women because they rip them apart no matter how gentle they are. They go for the BBW's and women w/ 3-4+ children. I dated one girl yrs. back who's vagina was like the grand canyon but never had any children, total turnoff. Girls need to do "Kegels" if avg. isn't doing it for them. Only 3.5" is needed to hit the G-spot, nothing happens any further inside. I've bounced off many a cervix (very uncomfortable for her) to know that for a fact. HTH

Usually just looking at any female will do it. Foreplay? only women need that, guys are ready to go at the drop of even the slightest hint or anything else for that matter! lol Things to do to get a guy horney; Say hello Say anything w/ a smile Hugs Kisses Touch us Smile more Wear sexy clothes Wear a burlap sack Wear Vickies Secret but don't keep it a secret Drop sexy hints Sit in our laps (we take blatent hints even better) getting it yet?

NO He's not normal for a guy but I'm guessing he's young also? Sheesh, No stamina.... Myself and most guys have the attitude, "my partner comes first".

OK, that explains some things, but no more excuses, you have more time than most to actually do things. Are you visual or need details to learn something? Visual; link removed , Swing,keep watching these videos. link removed Tango details? Everyone who dances should read this one! link removed Subtle Aspects/Dance History link removed music types link removed At least rent a "learn to (insert some hobby here) video" if money is a problem.

Errr, What do you do for a job now? You can still learn until the day you die.

Bah, 18 miles is nothing, I used to commute 60+ miles ea. way DAILY for 2 yrs.! Use the link, find somewhere closer to learn how to dance. Make us all happy and say you actually called a studio to get in a class this week or at least the soonest class avail..

The Latin dances are supposed to be sexy & sexual lol Why do you think the girls love them? Then Swing dancing (Lindy Hop, West coast or East coast/Jitterbug) would be for you and most others interested in learning a dance. They can be danced w/ many kinds of music including Hip Hop, Metal, Pop, Jazz, Blues, R&B, House etc.

How far is it to Manchester? move back, there are tons of places lol It seems the going rate in the UK is from 3-8 UKP per lesson, a budget breaker? Dance studios in Manchester * Redz Dance Club Redz Dance Club, One The Old School House, Old Barton Road, Urmston, Manchester M41 7LF Tel: 0845 200 8234 Email: email removed Website: link removed * Atherton Dance Centre 6 Bullough Street, Atherton, Manchester, M46 0DL. Tel 01942 255750/888711, Fax 01942 255750 Website: link removed * Candy Club 93 Manchester Rd., Burnley, Lancashire, BB11 1JZ. Tel. 01282 424 098 * Connections Dance Centre 751 Stockport Road, Levenshulme, Manchester phone: 0161-226-5665 - Bob Gibson * Dance Actions Spring Gardens, Cheapside, Middleton, Manchester M24 6DQ tel 0161-655-3929 or 0966 414218 e-mail email removed Website link removed * Dance Emporium 1 Bowden St., Denton, Manchester, Lancashire, M34 2AB. Tel. 0161 320 7006 * Danceland 55 Bridgewater St., Little Hulton, Manchester, Lancashire, M38 9ND. Tel. 0161 703 9577 * Flixton Dance Studio Curzon Building, Urmston, Manchester. Telephone 0161 748 5994 email email removed website link removed * Steppin Out Dance Centre Gorse St.,Stretford, Manchester, M32 0HZ. Tel. 0161 865 1443. Contact: Mark Rowbottom. Website link removed * The Dance Emporium 1 Bowden Street, Denton, Manchester, M34 2AB Email: email removed * Wellocks Dance Club 3 Braemar av Urmston M416HP. Tel 0161 748 6140 contact: Brenda Spoors. Dance studio links to every area in the UK link removed *EDIT* What kind of music do you like?

Be vocal and tell them what feels best to you, repete as needed

Waltz is just a basic dance, kinda boring, mostly for older people. (I'm not old lol) Swing, Tango, Salsa, Merengue?, Paso Doble? and a few others are really funky dances and draw many people both young and old.

OK, I'll add some of mine from my life; Cars, custom of course Scuba diving Hunting/Fishing/Guns/Archery Fly Tying (it's an art) Dancing (3 formal types) R/C Planes Skiing (downhill) Paintball'ing Exotic Fishkeeping My Ferret keeps me so it doesn't count. Stained glass (lots of fun) Pro and Semi Pro racing car owner/driver (ok, may not be for everyone) Woodworking Trivia Chess Backgammon Logic puzzles (umm, the hard ones) Inventing/Designing (Struct/Mech Engineering) Canoeing/Boating I'll stop there.....

"I go on the net, play videogames, watch satalitte, listen to music, and I work out." Sorry, but you're kinda boring since any 12+ yr old does that. pick at least 2 things you want to do and get good at them. i.e. Dance!!!!, hiking, running, biking, quilting, knitting, parachuting, scuba diving, fishing, etc etc

Most serious women online who are interested in actually dating someone will want to meet face to face in 2-3 emails and a phone call. They want to be sure they're not wasting their time. Projecting yourself in person is where you need help. You can't keep hiding online.