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Some stories? Yoga, I tell you what! 🤣 Did I ever mention to you that I was a stripper/pole dancer/lapdancer from the age of 18 to 21? I have experienced some night life but maybe not in the same ways as you but, maybe - I don’t know your stories? LMAO!!!! 😉🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure we could both spin some yarn! 😆 x

Oh wow Yoga! What a night THAT sounds!!! Here in the UK, the “beach house” scene (if there even is one?!) is just nothing compared to what I imagine you get a Cafe Del Mar or Buddha Bar Ibiza or Miami coast or anything like that! Always wanted to go and see it for myself! For a second then when I saw the title of your song at the bottom, I thought it was this! Love hearing your wild coast party days! I never went through that… I never enjoyed going out to clubs and I can’t take my drink! Nowadays I can have a few cocktails or a small class of wine spritzer and that’s me definitely done! Always preferred to work at clubs or in a bar environment and be part of it that way, as part of the club workings. I kinda absorbed the nightlife energy that way but didn’t have any responsibility to have a good time 🤣 Always wanted to go out to a club and just enjoy it, let my hair down! Now I’m 34 and married it’s also not what I wanna do. I go out to bars but that’s different. Would loved to have been there/seen it!!!! It’s always the quiet ones Yoga - have to watch out for you lot 😉😆 x

I forgot all about this one!!!! Miguel!!! 🥳🤣 I also love Miguel Migs - the beach house music King 🤣😎 x

Thanks Seraphim! I will bottle them up one day 🤣 x

Say anything but no to me. Don’t say no. I hate it when you say no! Anything but no. x

From a beach bum to a mountain babe, I’ve been playing this since 8am: 🤣😎😎😎 🌊 x

@dias! ”Women women women… why was I born handsome instead o’rich?” 🤣

LMAOOOOOO!

LMAOOOO! Role reversal - secretly, most men would love to be objectified and women wish a young guy would just use ‘em for their money 🤣🤣🤣 🥂 x

I’m developed an instant, compulsive, recent obsession with the beach. I’ve always loved it, always. This was part of the reason why we moved here. But it’s taken on, in the last week, some deep, need of a meaning for me. I keep contriving ways to take those steps out onto the coast. Sitting down in the shower this morning, all the sash windows open to the bathroom, letting tepid water pound the back of my neck and shoulder blades. I sat there for about half an hour… forty five minutes… looking at the sea foam green ceramic floor tiles, and the way the dark cast iron feet of the bath contrasted against it. I wondered if anyone else tranced out in a Spring daydream? Concocting all the ways to get that five minute walk to the sea. The air has suddenly turned fresh and crisp - summer is nearly here, the winter has gone. For a long time, I wondered if this would be the year eternal winter stayed, like the curse of Narnia, the beach forever cast in gothic mist. Air dried bed sheets smell of rose petals and sea breeze. There is no wind. Yesterday, we were encased in still warmth. I can’t even post the part of the beach that is my favourite. An idyllic, mystical cove, practically Jurassic in its mountainous cliffs. There was hardly a soul. Me and the girls had the world to ourselves. Today we woke to freckles across our noses and pink forearms, be a soft ripple at the linen curtains. And the sun, still here, seeing off the months before. x

I would have been the type of student that started the school paper. If I’d been that type of student. x

Weakness: Wrists Strength: Eyes Weakness: Head Strength: Heart You got it kid. x

Most men would just make the BEST OnlyFans “content creators” if they could magically be women for the week, and wouldn’t feel depressed or degraded about it one smidge. I always think my husband would do very well and he’d be such a little sl*g. A perfect natural 🤣🤣🤣 I am so sorry Yoga 🧘‍♀️ 💜 that will be my only off topic joke this morning! Please forgive me!!! 😌 This is not great advertising for Philosophy Corner but it’s not all like this I promise! 🤓 x

All we need at this club is for you to like good coffee, and rock back on your school chair in a wonky circle at the arts block. Only attend if you feel a little anti-social and bitter sweet. See you soon! 🥲 🖼️ 🖊️ 📚 x

Here‘s one for ya! Deep internet theory goes, me as the traditional housewife is the female version of the simp! I’m just one big simp hoe for my husbands calves, it is true 🫡 Damsel in distress is intoxicating to some men I think when there is genuinely a damsel, and she is in real distress! The fairy tale elements seem to be - youthful innocent beauty, helpless and needing to be brought forward into womanhood. A “coming of age” female version. And for the men, there is a challenge or feat they have to accomplish to get to her and win/earn their prize. He is portrayed as capable and often has elements of an anti-hero or cavalier nature. This tale has played out in the Bible, mythology, fairy tales and folklore since before we know where it came from. Secretly I feel, if you are romantic minded (naive some may call it, or a general sop 🥲) as a female, you fantasise some element of being “saved” or taken care of, and as a man, they may revel in the helping! But, I’m not a guy, so I can’t speak for the men! Philosophy corner 8:45am 😆 x