ShroudedSorrow24 Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Ok, here is the "scenario". Lets say me and my girlfriend are in the basement watchin a movie and we are underneath the blankets. If she starts giving me a handjob what am I supposed to do when i get close to busting? Tell her to stop? Tell her i'm getting close? I really don't wanna get stuff all over the blankets or couch. any help would be appreciated Link to comment
bizzal_b Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 No dude, try to jizz in her face, She will like it trust me women love that kinda thing. Link to comment
ShroudedSorrow24 Posted November 6, 2004 Author Share Posted November 6, 2004 uhh i wasn't really thinking along the lines of that lol. any more advice? Link to comment
sambo Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Nah seriosly bizzal is right thats what you should do.....if you're still not sure, tell her is she wants to move herself down there otherwise, just wash those sheets straight away, can't have your parents finding those stains now hahah LOL Link to comment
snarky cat Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Just tell her you are getting close. If she starts giving you a hand job, that is ussually for that reason, anyways. Just give her a word of warning, this way it doesn't get all over. Link to comment
OceanEyes Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 No dude, try to jizz in her face, She will like it trust me women love that kinda thing. This isn't true at all. Don't EVER ask a girl this unless you know each other VERY well and she's totally comfortable with you. You're not dating a porn star, she's probably a normal girl who doesn't like a guy busting a loaf in her face. It's disrespectful to a lot of women. Link to comment
northernlights Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 No dude, try to jizz in her face, She will like it trust me women love that kinda thing. That's a disgusting remark. Listen to the girls here if you actually care what a girl thinks. We don't just like some guy coming on our face. That's VERY porn-movie-ish only, and those movies are written for the guys only anyway. Yes, tell her when you're getting close. And then maybe you guys can make arrangements to take this somewhere else like the bedroom, or to get the blankets out of the way so you don't mess them up, or to have some tissue handy...you get the point. But definitely don't just come on her unless you know she likes this. Or you may just lose your girlfriend. (or get slapped) Link to comment
tea Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Don't ever ejaculate on a girl's face. Most women consider that the most disrespectful thing a guy can do during sex. Some won't say anything, others will slap you, but unless if you're in a porn movie, no one will like it. If you think about it it really makes sense. If you let go on her face it'll easily get into her eyes or her hair. Who'd want to have to wash her hair JUST BECAUSE her boyfriend ejaculated in it? If it gets in the eyes it hurts. Even if it really just stays on her face... it's still disgusting and annoying. Link to comment
Vert Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 I have never heard of a girl that likes to have you bust your nut on her face. My ex would let me do it on her breasts or stomach, but that's about it. Link to comment
SecondChance Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 can you have a towel handy??? Link to comment
JonnyG Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 can you have a towel handy??? That , or get her to drag u to the bathroom Link to comment
sambo Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 hahahah...just imagine that. ah man.....without going into "too" much detail, I've had some messy affairs in my time....hahahhaha Link to comment
swordman Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Don't ever split it on your girl's face. Only in naughty porn movies. Use the paper towel or tissue paper because it is easy for you to flush it away. Link to comment
Mun Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 You should have a towel handy of course. Do not do it in her face because it can sting the eyes pretty bad if it gets in there. Link to comment
ComputerGuy Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 it can sting the eyes pretty bad if it gets in there. Hmmm.....*Ponders the reference material for that one Seriously..just have a towel handy, and let her know....DO NOT go on her face Link to comment
ReadyorNot Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Ya.. have a paper towel or even a wash cloth handy... I dont understand why guys like going on a girls face.. it makes me so man... I have been with my bf for 4.5 years and I have only let him do it maybe 5 times... Link to comment
alpha200 Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 just ask her if she wants to give you a blow job or something. there's not really much else you can do, apart from throw off the covers and let fly everywhere. that could be messy. nah, it WOULD be messy. Link to comment
Amore Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Just let your girl know or have a paper towel or something ready beforehand... I really wish my boyfriend would have let me known the one time I manually stimulated him. He was still wearing his clothes and the poor thing got it all over himself and my couch... must have been quite embarrassing for him... Link to comment
ForAnother Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 I'd agree with the first two replies. Just jizz on her face... its easier that way. ForAnother Link to comment
tea Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 and proceed to get punched and kicked in the crotch... it's also quite easy to solve disrespectfulness that way. Link to comment
somanaomi Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 DONT aim it at her face! just get a box of tissues close by like, and grab when you think you're going to come, and yeah tell her to stop or you might end up having cum all over your chest. lovely. Link to comment
ForAnother Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 You won't get punched... maybe a laugh and she won't see you again... but at least you had your fun right?! Her face is a perfect target... it will give you practice for the future. ForAnother Link to comment
Mun Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Foranother, thats disrespectful to the girl. Unless she tells you to do it on her face--you shouldn't. That kind of behavior is going to keep lot's of girls away. Before you know it you'll be spending Saturday nights hugging a box of kleenex. ... no joking. Get a towel or go to the bathroom. Link to comment
JonnyG Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I'd agree with the first two replies. Just jizz on her face... its easier that way. ForAnother U got to laugh Link to comment
ForAnother Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I But honestly lets all be gents and jizz on the ladies faces... If we do it enough soon they will love and appreciate it... so lets all create a cult and call it JOG (Jizz on Girls).... (or JG kinda like Johnny G, but... Jizz on Girls... ) ForAnother Link to comment
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