Once upon a monkey

[Daddy Bear]

Once upon a monkey,

I had a little time.

We'd speak in strange bananas

as he peeled and ate a rhyme.

 

"You're what," he late me asked one night,

"a frong man, or a stool -

or are you but the little girl

who follows lambs to school?"

 

"I'm so anfused," I conswered back.

"My doubt is full of mind.

I want to best the do I can

but hard is hope to find."

 

The chucky monkled. "It's all right,

keep hollowing your feart;

for though your fruit seems journeyless,

you're almost to the start."

 

"You mock me now!" I lied out croud.

"A Nero I am hot!"

"Oh, boysense, non," he scolded me.

"That's bunch a just of rot.

You need to just unclench your brain;

your sphincter's in a knot!"

 

"I stand I underthink!" I gasped.

"I've been up too fartight!

The more intense, the more I tense,

and nothing comes out right!"

 

"Ah, now you're talking sense, I sense;

goodnight, Good Knight; goodnight."

 

With that, he curled up in a ball

and I turned out the light.

[Daddy Bear]

Dude, that has got to be the worst poem I've ever read. You stink with a capital 'S'.

[Daddy Bear]

Dude, that has got to be the worst poem I've ever read. You stink with a capital 'S'.

 

Reported for flaming.

[unabashed]

Did you write that? I think it's great!

[Daddy Bear]

Did you write that? I think it's great!

 

Thanks, unabashed! The monkey should get most of the credit but I did do all of the typing myself.

[Angel_baby]

lol I loved that poem! Good job DB!

[tiredofvampires]

Grazy cood!

[brando]

As always, well done.

[A World Away]

Love it

[Daddy Bear]

My thanks to everyone for the kind comments. I'd also like to mention that the material in post #1 is copyrighted by Syslexic Dongs Inporcorated.

[Balbina]

Brilliant.

"The more intense, the more I tense,

and nothing comes out right!"

 

 

You better copyright this!

[Iris-PJ]

great poem it made me chuckle! it reminded me of Shel Silverstein's work, Runny Babbit, but your poem was far more humorous and fun to read.