I am going to be brutally blunt - the moment I read the first three sentences I was immediately put off, big time. I can see exactly why you have no girls going after you, and by the way you continue bragging and thinking you're god's gift to women, you'll be alone for a very very very long time. No amount of your perceived "perfection" will work if the personality doesn't match. Humble? I see zero of that.
Try an attitude change and you might get lucky, eventually.